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Skinwalking intensifies...


Judd apparently offered her the wheelchair (among other things). She said she can't accept it because she found it too upsetting, and suggested giving it to someone else. That didn't happen because Judd needed more... time? (I'm slightly lost at this point).

But she will use it tomorrow when they go to Universal. (Then rambling about doctors who definitely think she needs one, but insurance refuses to cover it).
 
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(she's looked like she was 45 since she was 25 and has no concept of this. She thinks she looks great and her selfies are cute.)

Dani always looks like she is two weeks away from her last shower. I don't think I have ever seen a picture of her where she doesn't appear to have a film of grease across every surface of her body.
 
Skinwalking intensifies...


Judd apparently offered her the wheelchair (among other things). She said she can't accept it because she found it too upsetting, and suggested giving it to someone else. That didn't happen because Judd needed more... time? (I'm slightly lost at this point).

But she will use it tomorrow when they go to Universal. (Then rambling about doctors who definitely think she needs one, but insurance refuses to cover it).

Is she a Barker Beauty....wtf is with that pose? Creepiest thumbnail ever.
 
There's nothing wrong with her thyroid. She smokes, she does no skincare whatsoever, she bakes herself in the sun all summer and never wears sunscreen, she has the worst possible diet (sugar, caffeine, fried food, 100% processed) when she's not actively starving and dehydrating herself, she drank a lot before her current muh chronic illness saga, she abuses medications including things that make you photosensitive, she was seriously anorexic for a lot of years, she stays up for days at a time... Her skin is just a visible artifact of the abuse she's put her body through for 33 years.

Edit: oh whoops thought you were talking about Dani and her brows that reach her hairline when she speaks and look like they're trying to run away from her.
Couldn't agree with this more. Dani should be the poster girl for be careful what you put into your body. Her skin is terrible and she looks so much older than she actually is.

Renner folks stay hydrated and moisturize ❤
 
Jaquie’s barbie car.

Janjan has it, judd wants to keep it, jan wants to donate it, it’s like a $12,000 wheelchair!!

If I was judd i’d Be selling that thing & using the money to pay off any of the debts he’s been left with, and I certainly don’t see Janice giving it back to judd...

Jan doesn't want to donate it. Jan wants it to be hers. She wanted it from the day Jaquie got it. If she can't have it neither can Judd.

edit: you know what? I'm just going to shut my mouth. Because every time I say "there's no way her doctors are going to do x!" they do. DAni's admitted at Penn and so far she's only shown a bag of lactated ringers. (that gnarly mark on her arm is a burn she gave herself intentionally a few years ago when her ER told her to stop going unless there was an emergency. There were three or four of them on the same arm, all identical in size and shape, and she bathed in the attention she got and constant hospital visits until they healed)
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jan is so fucking creepy, the video of the funeral was bad enough and the transcrpt of it shows she talked about herself, not jaq. How does anyone stand her presence?? She is beyond cringeworthy and yet so pleased with herself. Its a stunning combo, i tell you. How is she so un- fucking self-aware? If i were.judd or paul i would wanna strap her in that wheelchair and launch her ass off a big cliff!

I have a somewhat off topic question. Its a meds question. Yall have talked about the iv benadryl and why munchies want it. I get so aggravated by the munchies and addicts for all the shit they cause for REAL patients ( and i mean other people, cancer patients, etc, not myself).

i occasionally have to go to the er (extreme migraines/nausea, nothing dramatic) and i always ask for an nsaid shot and phenergan ( half of a childs dose works fine). This has been my go-to because it works and the docs can skip the agonizing time it takes for them to assess if am some narcotic drug seeker. I avoid all the stuff those drug seekers want. I dont want or need that shit.

so the question is ....do i now have to worry that a request for small dose of phenargan ( shot not iv) is gonna start being some sort of munchie or drug addict red flag even tho i reject anything narcotic? (i am already aware it is often in codeine based cough syrup that makes "purple drank" that rappers abuse but i figured the phen was an unavoidable part of the combo, like the acetaminophen with hydrocodone.)
 
jan is so fucking creepy, the video of the funeral was bad enough and the transcrpt of it shows she talked about herself, not jaq. How does anyone stand her presence?? She is beyond cringeworthy and yet so pleased with herself. Its a stunning combo, i tell you. How is she so un- fucking self-aware? If i were.judd or paul i would wanna strap her in that wheelchair and launch her ass off a big cliff!

I have a somewhat off topic question. Its a meds question. Yall have talked about the iv benadryl and why munchies want it. I get so aggravated by the munchies and addicts for all the shit they cause for REAL patients ( and i mean other people, cancer patients, etc, not myself).

i occasionally have to go to the er (extreme migraines/nausea, nothing dramatic) and i always ask for an nsaid shot and phenergan ( half of a childs dose works fine). This has been my go-to because it works and the docs can skip the agonizing time it takes for them to assess if am some narcotic drug seeker. I avoid all the stuff those drug seekers want. I dont want or need that shit.

so the question is ....do i now have to worry that a request for small dose of phenargan ( shot not iv) is gonna start being some sort of munchie or drug addict red flag even tho i reject anything narcotic? (i am already aware it is often in codeine based cough syrup that makes "purple drank" that rappers abuse but i figured the phen was an unavoidable part of the combo, like the acetaminophen with hydrocodone.)

Hey you're going to get a lot of TMI ratings for this.

However, no, I don't think asking for an NSAID and a dose of phenergan is going to do anything to harm your reputation. This is generally what the munchies get but don't want when they go to the ER.
 
Emailing her doc at Penn. He needs to do a small bowel contrast study to check for anything wrong with her tube that would explain her fake-ass pain, else she'll be hospitalized for IV nutrition.

I wanna say I would be surprised if she got Penn to agree to any of what she wants, especially the motility GI, but these munchies seem to get whatever they want.

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really should have waited to see all of the posts before I replied because I now see that dani actually got admitted to Penn. WOW they really trick these doctors into believing everything they say. I give them props for that honestly
 
Hey you're going to get a lot of TMI ratings for this.

However, no, I don't think asking for an NSAID and a dose of phenergan is going to do anything to harm your reputation. This is generally what the munchies get but don't want when they go to the ER.
, you must have answered it before i deleted it, lol. I figured i would get the tmi rating but i didnt want people thinking i was a munchie wanna be or some fool looking to get high. So I just wanted to explain the context of my question that it was just a migraine, not a superspeshul condition worthy of attention and toobz and narcotics.

i thank you so much for answering , truly i do. i always enjoy your posts and the information that you provide. You truly do bring so much to the threads that i see you in. You seem to be very knowledgeable when posting so i am glad you were the one who caught my tmi post.

Sorry u had to suffer thru reading it tho. I am known for long post even when they arent tmi. What shall my punishment be? Perhaps a mod can give me yet another horrible avi, lol. The worst punishment would be to have to watch janjans funeral speech again. Perhaps i have suffered enough as i have seen it.
 
edit: you know what? I'm just going to shut my mouth. Because every time I say "there's no way her doctors are going to do x!" they do. DAni's admitted at Penn and so far she's only shown a bag of lactated ringers. (that gnarly mark on her arm is a burn she gave herself intentionally a few years ago when her ER told her to stop going unless there was an emergency. There were three or four of them on the same arm, all identical in size and shape, and she bathed in the attention she got and constant hospital visits until they healed)
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I never worked out how she did those burns. She claimed she "blacked out" and they were just there when she came to. I just can't imagine even a self-harmer giving themselves something that painful and then doing it again another three times.
 
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I know everyone on here is obsessed with Jan, (and I don't blame because she really has had some cow moments after Jaq's death.) But after my personal cow Tubie Tara's death, I have gotten into Anelise, whom Illness Fakers has moved on to after Jaq's passing and Aubs's insurance investigation. She's an Asian anorexic who pretends to have a million illnesses to cover up her anorexia, kinda like Aubs did.
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I never worked out how she did those burns. She claimed she "blacked out" and they were just there when she came to. I just can't imagine even a self-harmer giving themselves something that painful and then doing it again another three times.

Have you seen Kelly Ronahan? The level of self-harm she puts her body through to get medical attention is way more shocking than Dani's few burns. She looks like rotting hamburger meat some days.

Short version: Kelly is very mentally ill and willing to go to extreme lengths to make doctors pay attention to her. She used to be a very bad cutter and possibly anorexic (although I suspect it was more like Jaquie, that she starved herself just to get attention for her malnutrition rather than like Anelise who has an eating disorder and tries to cover it up with an illness). She spent a long time in a mental hospital, currently lives in a group home setting, and became institutionalized as a result. Unlike Dani, Jaquie, and that ilk who find cozy diagnoses and treatment they want then hound doctors for them because they want to be queen of the spoonies and have all the toys, Kelly does insane things to her body and is happy with just about anything the doctors are willing to do as long as she gets to be in the hospital. She doesn't doctor shop. She doesn't want a port and a feeding tube and a wheelchair. She just wants to be hospitalized.

Warning: the following images are absolutely horrifying and a youth of surfing gore sites and medical journals for the absolute disgusting limits of the human body did not prepare me the first time I saw them.

None of this is SFX makeup. That's real damage to real human flesh. The prevailing theory is that she just picks at her wounds until they're necrotic and possibly rubs shit or something else into them but she is also on hardcore immunosuppressants based on a dodgy diagnosis of Behcet's (an autoimmune vasculitis) so any passing bacteria is going to colonize. It's believed her hand wounds were caused by gripping the barrel of a curling iron or some other very hot cylindrical item and then re-opening the wounds over and over until they started to rot.
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Kelly needed a prolonged hospitalization and skin grafts after this. They healed beautifully while she was under constant observation my medical staff and predictably became black and necrotic again after she was released and now she has major edema to boot. This time the doctors basically said they can't do anything to help her unless she lets her legs heal. Of course this is making her double down on the self-harm until they have to pay attention to her.
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Point is, Dani had one really big self harm incident and never repeated it even though it got her plenty of hospital time. I'd be impressed if she did this repeatedly, but she only did it the one time and never had the ovaries to repeat her performance.


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Sarah-Jean video of the day
Infusing in the car! No rest for this warrior.
Mask is on at Target. Removes it to talk and keeps touching her mouth with her dirty ass hands.
Still looking for Yoda the tortoise. Or rather, her neighbors are while she goes out shopping with Evil Dad
Tells Evil Dad to put her wheelchair in the trunk but he left it home (sounds like he did it on purpose because she doesn't need it). Because she thought he brought the chair she didn't bring her miserable dog, therefore she has none of her mobility aids and has to sit on a chair doing nothing the whole trip all because of him.
Goes to liquor store, McDonalds.
Jump cut to screaming. Someone found Yoda. Yoda is safe (and cute).
Drinks Not Your Fathers Root Beer alone while vlogging.
Decides to torture Freckles after all with a Wommart run because it's too hot to put her chair in the car (what?)
Plays with firecrackers, paints a dresser.
Next day: complains about uploading yesterday's video. Yells at her other dog.
has an event all weekend with Evil Dad.
 
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Have you seen Kelly Ronahan? The level of self-harm she puts her body through to get medical attention is way more shocking than Dani's few burns. She looks like rotting hamburger meat some days.

Short version: Kelly is very mentally ill and willing to go to extreme lengths to make doctors pay attention to her. She used to be a very bad cutter and possibly anorexic (although I suspect it was more like Jaquie, that she starved herself just to get attention for her malnutrition rather than like Anelise who has an eating disorder and tries to cover it up with an illness). She spent a long time in a mental hospital, currently lives in a group home setting, and became institutionalized as a result. Unlike Dani, Jaquie, and that ilk who find cozy diagnoses and treatment they want then hound doctors for them because they want to be queen of the spoonies and have all the toys, Kelly does insane things to her body and is happy with just about anything the doctors are willing to do as long as she gets to be in the hospital. She doesn't doctor shop. She doesn't want a port and a feeding tube and a wheelchair. She just wants to be hospitalized.

Warning: the following images are absolutely horrifying and a youth of surfing gore sites and medical journals for the absolute disgusting limits of the human body did not prepare me the first time I saw them.

None of this is SFX makeup. That's real damage to real human flesh. The prevailing theory is that she just picks at her wounds until they're necrotic and possibly rubs shit or something else into them but she is also on hardcore immunosuppressants based on a dodgy diagnosis of Behcet's (an autoimmune vasculitis) so any passing bacteria is going to colonize. It's believed her hand wounds were caused by gripping the barrel of a curling iron or some other very hot cylindrical item and then re-opening the wounds over and over until they started to rot.

Kelly needed a prolonged hospitalization and skin grafts after this. They healed beautifully while she was under constant observation my medical staff and predictably became black and necrotic again after she was released and now she has major edema to boot. This time the doctors basically said they can't do anything to help her unless she lets her legs heal. Of course this is making her double down on the self-harm
Point is, Dani had one really big self harm incident and never repeated it even though it got her plenty of hospital time. I'd be impressed if she did this repeatedly, but she only did it the one time and never had the ovaries to repeat her performance.

What.
The.
FUCK.

Well, now I know what I'm reading before bed. Can't wait to see how this will fuel my inevitable nightmares!
 
What.
The.
FUCK.

Well, now I know what I'm reading before bed. Can't wait to see how this will fuel my inevitable nightmares!
She has her own thread. That was just a sample. Oh and theres the added bonus that she's completely mental. Kelly's my fave, I really appreciate her go big or go home attitude to munching.
 
She has her own thread. That was just a sample. Oh and theres the added bonus that she's completely mental. Kelly's my fave, I really appreciate her go big or go home attitude to munching.

I have such a love-hate relationship with Kelly. On one hand her Paul stories and perpetual victim routine, sockpuppetry, and possibility that she MBPd her cat infuriate me. On the other hand how many of these filthy casuals are willing to crazy glue their hand to their own vagina for attention?
 
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