Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

My best friend has actual diagnosed agoraphobia. She can go out to walk the dog or take the bus to visit her mother across town but she gets very panicky and scared around large crowds or when you have to be packed close with them, which is why she hates taking the bus in certain areas. It also prevents her from being more social and being okay with being in public places, but instead of whining about it, she goes to therapy to help her with it so she can gain more independence and be able to go out and make more friends and do more activities. That's already a sign that someone has an actual problem: they try to fix it and cope with it, instead of going on the internet bragging about how tortured it makes them and using it as an excuse to be lazy and unmotivated.

People who self-harm, who have mental disorders, and who even are just having a rotten day do not go around parading these facts. I can speak from personal experience that my issues came up with my diagnosed bipolar and I talked about it with my mom when I noticed how exhausted I was in not knowing how I was gonna feel or when I was going to blow up. I felt bad for being a little shit to everyone and I wanted it to stop. I went to therapy and a psychiatrist and got the medicine I need. I'm not even going to go into how fucking hilarious it is how Tumblr tards believe DID symptoms to be, because it sure as shit isn't just having a bunch of different people in your head, not even goddamn close. Last I checked, too, when I'm being an asshole my friends and family love me enough to let me know it's because I need to just shut up and keep it to myself, my disorders are not an excuse, which I have always appreciated knowing.

Vade and every other attention whore on Tumblr are easy to spot when they go through great lengths to excuse their 'disorders' and don't try to get help for them, but love to whine about how horrible and angsty it makes their lives and is worse on them than any other person in existence.

It's because they don't fucking exist.
 
A friend of mine recently compared Tumblr's trait of being uniquely hated to the extent it is as being analogous to the fall of the Aztecs.

For the uninitiated, the Aztecs were probably the most vicious of the Mesoamerican civilizations, indulging in human sacrifices and engaging in wars for more human sacrifices when they needed them. To surmise it briefly, the other Mesoamerican civilizations fucking hated them. Years later, when the Aztecs started to run into the destroyer of fucking everything that was the Spanish, the Spanish were able to draw considerable support from the aforementioned civilizations when they went to wreck the Aztecs' shit. In short, the other civilizations at the time, knowing full well the Spanish'd wreck their faces too, decided that fucking over the Aztecs was more important than anything else.

I'd say it's a decent metaphor, but not quite apt, considering Tumblr's tradition of impotent bawling.
 
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Wow, guys, you're not paying attention to Vade and you should be aware of that, but also be aware that you should just ignore this because she is tired and she can feel her anxiety building because she isn't getting enough attention.

Because that's how anxiety works.

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Why don't you commission someone if you're so desperate for art of your new shota crush? Oh, because that would involve spending money. Money that you claim you don't have. Money that you somehow have enough of to spend on weed and smokes. That money.
 
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Wow, guys, you're not paying attention to Vade and you should be aware of that, but also be aware that you should just ignore this because she is tired and she can feel her anxiety building because she isn't getting enough attention.

Because that's how anxiety works.

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Why don't you commission someone if you're so desperate for art of your new shota crush? Oh, because that would involve spending money. Money that you claim you don't have. Money that you somehow have enough of to spend on weed and smokes. That money.

Commissioning somebody? And admitting that Vade can no longer get art at the snap of their fingers like they once had briefly?

Perish the thought!
 
Commissioning somebody? And admitting that Vade can no longer get art at the snap of their fingers like they once had briefly?

Perish the thought!

Yes, Meowthkip. That is exactly what I am admitting. Vade can no longer get art at the snap of her fingers because she no longer is relevant and no one likes her or fears her.

I also personally enjoyed that there were no likes on that particular post of hers. Her followers are slacking. They need to give her some asspats of encouragement.
 
Yes, Meowthkip. That is exactly what I am admitting. Vade can no longer get art at the snap of her fingers because she no longer is relevant and no one likes her or fears her.

I also personally enjoyed that there were no likes on that particular post of hers. Her followers are slacking. They need to give her some asspats of encouragement.

I wasn't saying that you were admitting it, rather that Vade would have to admit that. I mean, you don't really have anything to admit to regarding that.
 
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Wow, guys, you're not paying attention to Vade and you should be aware of that, but also be aware that you should just ignore this because she is tired and she can feel her anxiety building because she isn't getting enough attention.

Because that's how anxiety works.

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Why don't you commission someone if you're so desperate for art of your new shota crush? Oh, because that would involve spending money. Money that you claim you don't have. Money that you somehow have enough of to spend on weed and smokes. That money.
If the top one is in reference to the drag show she chimped out over being invited to I'm going to throat punch my computer. She had her chance to be social and have fun with everybody else, it's no one's fault but her's that she decided to be a cunt instead.
 
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I was going to say this, but I forgot until now.

So she is pro-SJ, but she is anti-egalitarian? But... But isn't social justice supposed to be about everyone being equal or some shit?

Anyway, yeah, I think that people should reblog whatever the fuck they want because Vade can't do jack-shit about it.

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1. You're not mentally ill.
2. Maybe the reason you get ignored is because you're fucking obnoxious.
 
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I was going to say this, but I forgot until now.

So she is pro-SJ, but she is anti-egalitarian? But... But isn't social justice supposed to be about everyone being equal or some shit?

Anyway, yeah, I think that people should reblog whatever the fuck they want because Vade can't do jack-shit about it.

tumblrs logic is everyone should be equal unless youre cis, white, and/or male which in that case you can burn in hell.
 
So she is pro-SJ, but she is anti-egalitarian? But... But isn't social justice supposed to be about everyone being equal or some shit?
No, you see SJWs believe that while all people are created equal, some are less equal than others (like if you're white, male, or cis).

Edit: @Bliiizzard beat me to it.
 
tumblrs logic is everyone should be equal unless youre cis, white, and/or male which in that case you can burn in hell.

...and this is why I think Tumblr is retarded.

But at least I learned what exactly SJWs stand for!
 
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