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Just wanted to say she randomly stops speaking mid-sentence to attack her nose at around 14:13
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Just another lovely snippet caught from the earlier video I thought some might enjoy
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This sounds rape-yI like Chantals little quip "if I get silence then I'm taking that as a yes" - that explains all her lovers and relationships thus far
Tablespoons. Three tablespoons of sugar in 3/4 c. of yogurt.multiple teaspoons of sugar
What was she thinking to herself when she was walking on the beach??
This video almost made me feel sorry for her (almost). Her life is so sad. No job, no kids, no loving partner, no real friends, no house, no hopes & dreams,( besides “losing weight”). What was she thinking to herself when she was walking on the beach?? She couldn’t even breath. It makes me wonder if she even realizes how pathetic she really is. It’s like she traded every normal thing a woman her age would concern themselves with for food. Food is her EVERYTHING. I know it’s all been pointed out before, but damn...how depressing!!!
Forgive me if something like this has been posted before, but it occurred to me that Arby's doesn't really have a strong mascot the way McDonald's or Burger King does. But Arby's does have their "We Have The Meats" campaign. And Chantal has been looking for a new direction for her channel.
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And she ate the pizza in her car. It’s like it’s ok because it wasn’t a drive thru. Bitch can’t even realize she is giving in to her habits.Her skin is mottled as fuck. She needs to be worried about her heart and blood pressure more than what her next meal is going to be.
"One of the number one things that will cause binges is not eating enough, not eating, so on and so forth." Bitch, please. Not something you have to be worried about.
She eats 3/4 cup of yogurt for breakfast and adds three tablespoons of sugar to it. ???
She goes on and on about how she's not eating out, that everything is planned, no fast food. Then tells us she saw an advertisement for a restaurant on IG - that she follows a lot of Ottawa hashtags and that they frequently show restaurants. She decided to go to one for bread and lunch. She gets pizza. ???
Said pizza is a huge slice of cheese pizza. She tells us it's vegan. ???
Her meals:
1. Sugary yogurt
2. Huge slice of pizza
3. Bread with hummus/cheese/lettuce/eggplant
4. Plate of melted cheese with guacamole and salsa
5. A full cup of store-bought pasta salad, zucchini roasted in oil, salad, berries.
She claims this is 1890 calories. ??????????
Had to have a nap because her walk resulted in heat exhaustion.
Has to bring her car in AGAIN for repairs tomorrow.
I feel like this could be used akin to a Roschach test. I see a poop emoji.So, we are back to what she eats again, eh? Didn't she just tell us that she was on her journey by herself and wasn't gonna share anymore? Instead, she was gonna do lifestyle/travel videos like the exciting one from Perth tomorrow?
She always makes a big deal about "it fits into my calories" and how she has things "in moderation". Sorry, Clotso, but nothing fits into your calories; that is why you are so freakin' fat. Everybody gets this joke except her. She is back to con-artist mode again; she is so healthy and in tune with her body, she just counts calories and watches the fat melt off. Just like her "nature walk" yesterday was literally a 50-second waddle from her parked car; it is all a con.
I like how she says she will freeze the bread "so it will be fresh". The bread is fresh now. Freezing it results in soggy, non-fresh bread.
She has decided to take the lazy way out for dinner tonight, as usual. She is gasping for air again. As usual, her grocery haul is almost exclusively processed, pre-packaged food. She is "allowing" herself cheese, so that she won't binge on cheese (I really get off on her logic sometimes) The melted cheese she ends up eating with guacamole and salsa is a pathetic joke, and LifeByJen made the same meal many times before... Then, a huge dinner.
We are in a boring holding pattern, it seems. The good news is that usually the holding patterns are followed by colossally lulzy moments, so stay tuned...
Something is gonna happen tomorrow, and she'll never make it to Perth, I suspect. If she does, she'll just sit on a bench and let Peetz do most of the talking.
Here's a shot for the gallery:
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I like how she says she will freeze the bread "so it will be fresh". The bread is fresh now. Freezing it results in soggy, non-fresh bread.
Tablespoons. Three tablespoons of sugar in 3/4 c. of yogurt.
What are they doing with their tongues? Why do they all do it? How do they even start to do it? Is it to facilitate the sheer amount on the fork into their mouth? Does it somehow speed up the eating?
You forgot this!I don't know much about Perth so I did a search. This is copy pasta from their "Things to do page".
Oh, Chantal, Chantal, Chantal....