Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Slap47]

This whole time while I watched the video I was just thinking "How long until the divorce?"

Mumkey seems to be under the impression that one must stick by their family no matter what. He abandoned Sheepover so I can't say he's committed to the idea but I can see him becoming a cuckhold under Liu.

 

[goatsegrandpa]

Mumkey's brother has a patreon apparently.

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[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

That guy's really gonna an hero eventually, huh? He's completely lost his mind at this point. It's sad to see someone fall from grace this hard and this quickly.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Mumkey's brother has a patreon apparently.

Patchy Jones is creating being a good brother | Patreon

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I never really thought of a "good brother" in the context of profiting off of a sibling's bad decisions and self-destructive tendencies, but it's an original gimmick I guess

 

[Amikami]

These last couple of videos from Mumkey have been cries for help. He treats YouTube as his electronic confessional. I think deep down, he is conflicted but he is a weak man due to being dependent on women for love. He is a beta orbiter who needs a woman to cling onto for that self-validation. I think his obsession with incels was because he saw so much of himself in them.

Sadly for Tyler, you are a reflection of the company you keep. The bad company that you keep around will destroy you. You have to cast them out, or you will become just like them. Tyler is too weak to cast them away because he has a dependent personality. He would be better off marrying a poor woman from Thailand or the Philippines if he's this desperate for warmth from a woman.

Too bad it's difficult to admit people to the psychiatric ward involuntarily in the United States. When he eventually kills himself, we will all discuss "how" this happened despite the signs being obvious. We'll all circlejerk about how suicide is bad, but never do anything to prevent them and go on with our lives until the next tragedy.

 

[A Logging Company]

Of course hes a yang gang supporter. No suprise there.

I just realized if he is in Iowa, he's probably met and shook hands with the voice of NEET autist himself.

 

[Onion Lover]

Mumkey seems to be under the impression that one must stick by their family no matter what. He abandoned Sheepover so I can't say he's committed to the idea but I can see him becoming a cuckhold under Liu.

I mean he already is one now. Liu isn't letting the 15 year old go and Tyler will bend over backwards to try and keep her around.

 

[goatsegrandpa]

I actually think if Patchy became a Madcucks type parody of his brother and that's what his patreon was for that it'd be a hilarious response to all the bullshit about him in Mumkey's last video. It would probably net him a little cash every month too, but between these few tweets and the current details of his patreon, I don't know how much of this is a joke or not.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

I mean he already is one now. Liu isn't letting the 15 year old go and Tyler will bend over backwards to try and keep her around.

He needs her around to justify his bad decisions, otherwise he fucked everyone over for nothing. He’ll do anything she asks him to do and when he hesitates she’ll threaten a tantrum/mental breakdown and he’s not in a position to stand up for himself

 

[BQ 492]

Is it just me or does Mumkey look worse by every video he makes. I'm not a medical expert or anything, but tripping balls on pills to get away from your problems in life isn't gonna solve anything, its just gonna make it worse.

This might be the Mumkey finale, from how I see it it's all gonna be downhill from here.

 

[A Logging Company]

God only halfway though his "How I Broke Bad" video and this is crushing.

• Cucked by a 15 year old, AGAIN
• 0 Matches on Tindr
• Having identity split: "Mumkey Jones was the one getting laid" "Perhaps it's too late for Tyler"
• Unironically taking Incel Blackpill
• Having to relate his life to Breaking Bad like catladies do with Harry Potter
• Forgives her AGAIN, get back together with unstable groomer

BUT JUST TAKE THE PILLS, LISTEN TO SMART CONCERNED LOOKING PERSON WITH DEGREE ON WALL.

As much as Mumkey wants to be Walter White, he's just living out the great ode to cuckoldry that is REO Speedwagon's "Keep On Loving You." Even has a therapist in the music video.

And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
'Cause it was us
Baby, way before then, and we're still together
And I meant
Every word I said
When I said that I loved you I meant that I loved you forever
And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
'Cause it's the only thing I want to do
I don't want to sleep, I just want to keep on lovin' you

 

[Figger Naggot]

Oh shit, here we go again

This guy is only what, 21-22ish? He looks like shit. Rapid aging from the stress he's causing himself?

 

[Zilortha]

This guy is only what, 21-22ish? He looks like shit. Rapid aging from the stress he's causing himself?

Fuck, is he really that young?
I thought he was in his mid to late 20s....

 

[Null]

this dude is 100% going to kill himself

Okay, I'm going to add clips to this post because this video is lmaowtf

"I can show my cat if I want"

"I swiped on everyone, including trannies and fatties, for 3 days and got zero matches."
"Tyler can't get laid, Mumkey can."
"I sacrificed everything and she dumped me for a child instead."
(Note: Tyler doesn't seem to understand that Tinder blackholes your swipes if you swipe on literally everyone.)

Mumkey expresses himself through a fictional character who dies.

Mumkey contemplates suicide in the shower, but decides he has an "ace up his sleeve".
His "ace up his sleeve" is to become an indentured servant to Liu and rely on her as the sole reason to continue living.

Mumkey says his call with Sheepover after the engagement was like Walter telling Skylar "I won".
(The next bit is about 'how bad he feels', but this clip seems to belie how he feels.)

Mumkey explains Liu has helped him with his thoughts of "hatred, and vengeance".
She's made him a more "peaceful" person.

This one is particularly rich. People talking about him are "like 40 year old cat ladies" who have "no story of their own to tell."
The people talking about him are giving the 'cliffnotes version of a story he's the author of'.=

Mumkey mocks his own family and goes on yet another tirade about how he's on some next-level Buddhist zen forgiveness shit.

(Direct continuation of above.)
Mumkey talks about going off his medication to disastrous effect.

(After showing video of the Parkland shooter's brother hugging him in an interrogation room.)
Mumkey says Liu is more family than his Patchy because a real brother would love him unconditionally.

The last ~25 minutes are him trying to be Positive+ about things, so he tells a story about how Bigs deleted their first channel, then he forgave him ...

... then, Bigs was the only one who came over to meet Liu. No one else has.

That's a wrap.

 

[Zilortha]

this dude is 100% going to kill himself

I really get that feeling. Shame too, I actually liked some of his videos. He's fucking lost it.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Cheater era mumkey reminds me of some people I've seen in my life who were beyond redemption. I've seen childhood friends that get 10 years for drug dealing and people who got addicted to crack/alchohol have a similar doomed vibe to them before, the soul got sucked out of them and was replaced with shit. God help mumkey because he's certainly beyond the point of being able to help himself, this recent videos proves that.

 

[Zilortha]

Cheater era mumkey reminds me of some people I've seen in my life who were beyond redemption. I've seen childhood friends that get 10 years for drug dealing and people who got addicted to crack/alchohol have a similar doomed vibe to them before, the soul got sucked out of them and was replaced with shit. God help mumkey because he's certainly beyond the point of being able to help himself, this recent videos proves that.

Having known a lot of addicts, he's giving me a way worse vibe. He's talking about redemption and stuff, but he's exuding hopelessness.
There's a cognitive dissonance... A fundamental difference between his outlook, and the emotions that he's actually giving off and that's what's really worrying.
Despite the fact that he's a piece of shit, I don't want him to fucking die. But I don't think he'll make it through the year if something doesn't change.
Guy feels like a legitimate suicide risk.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

My favorite moments from the How I Broke Bad video:

Spoiler: CLICK

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Mumkey is a mess

 

[Randy Lahey]

That guy's really gonna an hero eventually, huh? He's completely lost his mind at this point. It's sad to see someone fall from grace this hard and this quickly.

On one hand, it is sad to see someone throw their life away for a pedo scumbag.
On the other hand, I like watching trainwrecks in real-time.