Putting my fiancee on trial

[MW 590]

I made an agreement with my fiancee @pomme which she has violated so this needs to be exposed to the Kiwi Farms community. This was the agreement we made.

I sent her a message asking her to create an account on forums.fstdt.net and post a story I was writing since I am unable to do so myself since I am banned from the site. In exchange, she will get to decide where our honeymoon will be. This is her reply.

Yeah sure! What's this story you're writing? It sounds interesting.

However after I finally sent her the text of my story on June 26, she hasn't created an account there and has not even answered why she is breaking her promise. So now I need you to help get her to explain her actions. My question to her is "Why are you breaking your promise? Did I do something that offended you?"

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

could you stop posting? your words are not worth the disk space they take up.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'd ask her why she doesn't ditch this zero and get herself a hero, somebody cool like @Recon or @Even Odder, instead of some deranged Catlicker like OP.

 

[MW 590]

I'd ask her why she doesn't ditch this zero and get herself a hero, somebody cool like @Recon or @Even Odder, instead of some deranged Catlicker like OP.

The funny thing is, she is the one that proposed to me. I guess that there is something about me that attracted her. https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/166428/

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Wtf did I just read? Dude did you not get in time enough to get on the loveshy community center? why? Why? WHY?!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

The funny thing is, she is the one that proposed to me. I guess that there is something about me that attracted her. https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/166428/

A green card marriage?
Bruh. She's just not that into you.

 

[break these cuffs]

remove Anglo

 

[BF 388]

Even @Autocrat would be ashamed of your trashposting.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

@Jacob Harrison There is a "burn court" podcast, that deals with mundane shit like this, you both should call in there and let us know, when can we access the episode.

 

[MW 590]

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A green card marriage?
Bruh. She's just not that into you.

But if she is not into me, what is her motive for offering a green card marriage?

 

[BF 388]

So you can enjoy her 12" steely dan up your pliable asshole.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

But if she is not into me, what is her motive for offering a green card marriage?

She probably just wants a pet Lolcow so she's got a fresh supply of milk on hand at all times.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

So is this guy like the Tradcath version of Shiversblood

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

So is this guy like the Tradcath version of Shiversblood

He's not funny, so no.

 

[MW 590]

@Jacob Harrison There is a "burn court" podcast, that deals with mundane shit like this, you both should call in there and let us know, when can we access the episode.

Where is this podcast?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Sorry, @Jacob Harrison, but you aren’t able to pass judgement on anybody.

There’s only one man around these parts who speaks for God, and that man is @Brad Watson_Miami

 

[MW 590]

Sorry, @Jacob Harrison, but you aren’t able to pass judgement on anybody.

There’s only one man around these parts who speaks for God, and that man is @Brad Watson_Miami

On his profile, I told him how he is a heretic.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I thought your fiancee was @Angel Baby Firefly (formerly Sweet Dee) was your fiancee

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

On his profile, I told him how he is a heretic.

Either, A) you are larping as a christ fag on a forum that openly mocks everyone= gay

Or B) you are legit (which is a power leveling issue) In which case why? Why would you do that to yourself?

 

[MW 590]

Either, A) you are larping as a christ fag on a forum that openly mocks everyone= gay

Or B) you are legit (which is a power leveling issue) In which case why? Why would you do that to yourself?

I am trying to save your souls by converting you to Catholicism.