Putting my fiancee on trial

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Sprig of Parsley said:
Imagine thinking you had that power. Isn't pride a deadly sin?
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I am not doing this out of pride. I am doing this because it is a duty for Christians to preach the faith to help people convert. Whether you convert is your own choosing, but I am trying to persuade you to do so.

Testaclese Maximus said:
You’re gonna wanna send her a PM, not make a thread. Classic mistake.
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But she wasn't responding to the PMs so I thought that making this thread will put pressure on her to answer.
 
kiwifarms tribunal is a real galaxy brain way to resolve intimate relationship disputes.

your story probably sucks ass and she forgot about it.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
I am not doing this out of pride. I am doing this because it is a duty for Christians to preach the faith to help people convert. Whether you convert is your own choosing, but I am trying to persuade you to do so.
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Mission failed. Head back to base, son.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
But she wasn't responding to the PMs so I thought that making this thread will put pressure on her to answer.
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If she isn’t responding to PMs then you should give her some space. Relationships are complicated and sometimes couples need a break from each other. Have you tried socking?
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
kiwifarms tribunal is a real galaxy brain way to resolve intimate relationship disputes.

your story probably sucks ass and she forgot about it.
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But she was active on the site around the time I sent her the story so she must have seen it.

Testaclese Maximus said:
If she isn’t responding to PMs then you should give her some space. Relationships are complicated and sometimes couples need a break from each other. Have you tried socking?
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But when I sent her the story, it has been months since I last talked to her. So there already was a long break.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
But when I sent her the story, it has been months since I last talked to her. So there already was a long break.
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I once went twenty years without speaking to my fiance. And upon our reunion, I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me, “Why aren’t you in jail?! How did you find me?!”
Point being, don’t be so assertive that witness protection winds up in the mix, it’ll cost you precious time.
 
Mein Freund, we are here to laugh at spergs, you want us to laugh at you too?
Sperg.

Jacob Harrison said:
I am not doing this out of pride. I am doing this because it is a duty for Christians to preach the faith to help people convert. Whether you convert is your own choosing, but I am trying to persuade you to do so.
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Testaclese Maximus said:
I once went twenty years without speaking to my fiance. And upon our reunion, I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me, “Why aren’t you in jail?! How did you find me?!”
Point being, don’t be so assertive that witness protection winds up in the mix, it’ll cost you precious time.
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I was being patient. This thread is a last resort. Waiting 20 years is excessively long. You probably don't pay your bills on time.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
The funny thing is, she is the one that proposed to me. I guess that there is something about me that attracted her. https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/166428/
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Are you... serious? Dude....

You don't have a fiancee, a person on the internet said a joke to you. The rest of your questions can be answered by pondering this fact.

And on the tiny off chance it wasn't a joke... that's worse. You want to really marry someone who would propose to a religious nut sperging on a forum? Wouldn't you rather be with someone who liked what I can only assume you possess as far as an actual personality or interests?

You make me feel bad for you sometimes dude. I hope this is a gimmick, but if it is you're far too committed to it.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
I am trying to save your souls by converting you to Catholicism.
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Catholicism is the whore of Babalyon you know. It was responsible for the rise of Islam, Communism, Evolution, Fascism, and the Holocaust. I learned it from a Chick Tract.
Repent of your Popery heathen, and embrace the True Path to Salvation.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
Fascism, and the Holocaust
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Now, now. You talk of those like they were a bad thing

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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Are you... serious? Dude....

You don't have a fiancee, a person on the internet said a joke to you. The rest of your questions can be answered by pondering this fact.

And on the tiny off chance it wasn't a joke... that's worse. You want to really marry someone who would propose to a religious nut sperging on a forum? Wouldn't you rather be with someone who liked what I can only assume you possess as far as an actual personality or interests?

You make me feel bad for you sometimes dude. I hope this is a gimmick, but if it is you're far too committed to it.
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If it turns out to be a joke, I will be really heartbroken and angry because she is the woman I have the most romantic love towards in my life since it was only the 2nd engagement I had, and the longest one.

And perhaps my posts about England and Catholicism demonstrated that I have strong commitment which she considered admirable.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
If it turns out to be a joke, I will be really heartbroken and angry because she is the woman I have the most romantic love towards in my life since it was only the 2nd engagement I had, and the longest one.

And perhaps my posts about England and Catholicism demonstrated that I have strong commitment which she considered admirable.
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Maybe she would, were this the Edwardian age.
 
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