Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[BV 937]

You know, I'm going to get shit for this, but I don't even think he's in that bad of a nightmare.

-He has his Bic Boi House that he likes to brag about
-Bic Boi Car
-A cat
-Patreonbux (nosediving, but still)
-People that want his content
-A brother who he's emotionally manipulating into coming over and playing Super Smash
-A Sneaky Greek that feels really sorry for him
-SSRI that apparently stabilize his mood and make him not want to kill himself
-Talk Doctor to visit

I can think of two ways this could turn around and be an ok positive life for him.

Number one would be to unstick your dick in crazy. Pull out of Liu/Ashley, and send her packing back to her neglectful, alcoholic mom, constant fake suicide attempts, and grooming young boys by buying them Dark Souls III. Then figure out how to not get flagged as a spammer on Tinder so your swipes don't get blackholed or just fuck a different fangirl. Not everybody has fangirls to choose from. He should call into the Dick Show, disavow the whole affair and blame it on that sweet, sweet fangirl pussy.

Number two is he stays with Liu/Ashley and she eventually grows to love and respect him because he rescued her from her horrible life of drawing cub porn so she can buy Dark Souls III to groom 13 year old boys. Frankly, I even agree with Dick Masterson who said "the cub porn is not the problem, the grooming underage boys is the problem." Who cares if she's making bank by drawing degen drawings?

Unfortunately for our pal Tyler, the racket he created by all this hot gossip has caused the sleepy Moon to awake. Now, both its eyes are squarely upon him.

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Will he secure the Liu nudes in time for the stream tomorrow? We shall see.

This is the best comment in the entire thread. His situation could be completely better in a year or two if he takes out the trash, improves himself, rebuilds his youtube career, and gets over sheepover.

It's ALL mental. He still has a youtube channel with 70k subs. People have built empires on MUCH less.

 

[Easterling]

It's ALL mental. He still has a youtube channel with 70k subs. People have built empires on MUCH less.

>that feel when Mumkey has a better start in life than Genghis Khan

 

[Chichan]

She's autistic, so it probably happened.

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She's better looking than Liu, but not by much although at least she looks like a woman.

We really will get shut down if you host the nudes of this teenage boy

Jokes aside I'm still caught on the fact he cheated on his pleasant enough looking gf with this androgynous scene kid from 2007
Maybe she's like those predators that have adapted to take on the appearance of their prey.

The reason that has been posited is Mumkey wanted kids and Sheepover didn't. Obviously if he didn't want to be with her anymore he should have broke up with her like normal.

Well well well. Too bad I already own it.

Guess this means fuck off Lolito.
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This kid seriously needs help and a better pair of eyes.

 

[Null]

I wonder if Mumkey has any chance of redeeming himself after this horrible slow motion trainwreck that's been going on for the last few months?
i'm thinking probably not, especially considering he's shot back at people like Dick Masterson who actually tried to help him.

lol my YouTube channel started with zero subs, never surpassed 25k, and my NP2 has almost as much money than Mumkey's right now.
kiwi farms started with a userbase of like 200 people and peaked at 16 users during the day.

i'm doing a lot of digging into mumkey's shit right now and he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

 

[BQ 492]

he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

He isn't but I don't see him quitting those pills. Which is not helping.

 

[Pomniman]

lol my YouTube channel started with zero subs, never surpassed 25k, and my NP2 has almost as much money than Mumkey's right now.
kiwi farms started with a userbase of like 200 people and peaked at 16 users during the day.

i'm doing a lot of digging into mumkey's shit right now and he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

Mumkey's career stems from his exceptionalism though so this is just the natural course of the short bus he rode to get here in the first place.

 

[Guntburglar]

You know what always helps heal the depression? Talking about it nonstop. Mumkey found the miracle cure!

All joking aside, I feel bad for Dick. How many friends do you have to see spiral towards death until it really starts to fuck with you?

He laughs all the way to the bank.

 

[Chiri]

lol my YouTube channel started with zero subs, never surpassed 25k, and my NP2 has almost as much money than Mumkey's right now.

What I still find to be the most upsetting about your channel deletion is that it looked like it was about to really take off when YouTube decided to nuke it.

i'm doing a lot of digging into mumkey's shit right now and he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

Mumkey seems like another Etika case where he simply does not want to be helped. Barring some random event breaking through and making him see reality I don't see him avoiding an eventual suicide.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Another young simian cut down on his prime because of his furry lust and his dependence to latex huffing.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Mumkey seems like another Etika case where he simply does not want to be helped. Barring some random event breaking through and making him see reality I don't see him avoiding an eventual suicide.

Just like Boogie, he doesn't want help: he wants attention. Good or bad.

 

[MCRonald]

lol my YouTube channel started with zero subs, never surpassed 25k, and my NP2 has almost as much money than Mumkey's right now.
kiwi farms started with a userbase of like 200 people and peaked at 16 users during the day.

i'm doing a lot of digging into mumkey's shit right now and he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

If you require any help, don't hesitate to ask.
I have too much free time.

 

[Null]

If you require any help, don't hesitate to ask.
I have too much free time.

I'm mostly looking for clips. I think I have the story down. If there's 100% something I need to show to present a clear picture of the rise and fall, let me see.

 

[BrownBanana]

Plot twist: What if Dylan is Demon?

 

[Wooper]

I'm going to make a guess that Mumkey is so far from grace that he would flag content making fun of him and that he'll try to DMCA strike the erverlord's stream. He'll try to justify by saying he was kicked off YouTube before. If he loses his hair his transition into Maddox will be complete.

 

[A Logging Company]

It's unexpected but also shockingly unsurprising how much in common Mumkey has with the exact profile of people he chooses to make fun of. Wonder what that says about our community

You ever listen to what Metokur fans sound like when he used to do call ins, or Null's regular voice? The people who are the most into laughing at lolcows are usually only a step away from being one. Normies gossip about celebritites and people of note, we at the bottom are desperate to find village idiots who are somehow lesser than us. For example to know about JustinRPG you either need to read sites like Kiwifarms or be into vore, which in either case makes you a weirdo.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

he's not really far past fucked if he just stopped being a dipshit

I disagree, he's reached the event horizon of the black hole that's about to swallow him whole. Who's going to work with him now that they know how self-destructive he is and how willing he is to burn bridges? His argument with Asterios highlights this since Tyler was willing to act like an ass online while Asterios tried to be the better man and not argue. He lashed out at Dick, who's trying to pull him away from the edge of the cliff. He's not willing to change because he's so broken, he just wants to stay with a furry pedophile who doesn't even love him. He won't listen to anyone, not even people he considers friends. The only way he could be free is if the 'relationship' breaks or he stops taking his apathy pills, I don't think he'll be able to handle the realization of what he did in this state of mind.

 

[the_watcher]

Maybe some insight into SSRIs . Without going into pharmaceutical jibber jabber, they work by making Serotonine more readily available. So guess you are just more happy, right? Well besides side effects like erectile dysfunction(see how mumkey points at his dick, when he talks about side effects and going off the meds), nauseau and sleep deprivation they (or most at least) work by accumulation of said medication in your body. So you won't be a-ok after just one week of SSRIs. Needs time for your body to adjust.

Now what happens is, that they have a driving component, which kicks in earlier, than the suppressing component. Meaning, if you have suicidal thoughts or negative thoughts in general, these may be amplified manyfold when you are in the adjustment period. That's why they need close monitoring by psychiatrists that apply them. Thing is, that not every patient reports the same and not every psychiatrist catches all the signals.

Mumkey feeling numb at first in the first video indicated to me he was 'well adjusted' beyond the 'driving effect'.

Now he comes off way more manic, unhinged, and also claims to have gone off his meds two days already. Depending on the product, that could explain his batshit behaviour a bit more, because he feels driven, see the delusions of comparing himself to walter white or the parkland shooter.

Of course just dropping SSRIs is a very bad idea, as one would need to decrease the amount in your blood over time in a controlled manner, to not get fucked over like him..


Does that excuse his behavior? Hell no, he still is a cuck chasing pedo pussy, but him offing himself wouldn't be too uncommon considering his (mis)use of medication in a situation that already made him unstable from the get go. If he goes off of the SSRIs cold turkey for longer, we might see more mental crashes, eventually leading to more destructive behaviour.

 

[Onion Lover]

He is really trying to burn every bridge he has in order to justify being with Liu.

https://twitter.com/VincentHatesGod/status/1148696752356241416

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Mumkey can only recover if he denounces his friends on the Alt Nazi Right and go full leftist. They may demand he troon it up. His gelding is the cost of fame now.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

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He's definitely gunna destroy every relationship he has because this bitch has him twisted around his finger.

At this point the only thing I feel about Mumkey is annoyance, Dick should be having an amazing week seeing as his former cohost's poor career finally burnt down to the ground conpletely, and he feels the need to spend time making this pedo-apologist nutcase feel better, or to go and offer his advice.