DSP's Amazon Wish List - https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A

HerrKlicks said:
Well this first physical item transaction is going well...

Dave, the classy fellah he is, instead of doing the thing he always preaches and contacting the donor behind the scenes went out of his way to call him out and prestream to proclaim that he's still missing the tracking info and the item has not been delivered yet.

His bootlicker, instead of telling him to go fuck himself, of course, spoonfed Dave the information that the item has been delivered already. Even sent DSP the tracking information. Now here's the kicker:

Instead of apologizing Dave went "How much you wanna bet it's sitting on my front porch instead of in my parcel box which is where they should put it?" He then spent the next solid minutes arguing with himself / the stream chat how he doesn't have to go check now because he isn't playing Mario today and how it can't get stolen because PRIVATE COMMUNITY.

How much you wanna bet he will be too busy (tm) on his dinner break to check? And Khet probably enters/exits the Goutmansion thru the garage so the box might sit out there for another 12 hours... This guy is absolutely insane. I am calling it now: he will claim the box has not shown up because he can't be fucked to check with whatever office/entity that manages the mail/parcel boxes.
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It would take him one minute to check. This mfucker... I just cant believe.
 
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Thats why I was so irritated by it - he will probably still go on his 10 minute piss break and be too busy (TM) to check.

:stress: WHY AM I SUCH A LAZY PIG?
 
HerrKlicks said:
Thats why I was so irritated by it - he will probably still go on his 10 minute piss break and be too busy (TM) to check.

:stress: WHY AM I SUCH A LAZY PIG?
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Should also note that this was from grazydream, a fairly long-term whale, so Phil had no reason whatsoever to think it was someone trolling him. He's just an asshole, and grazydream is still a bitch-made fan.
 
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Should also note that this was from grazydream, a fairly long-term whale, so Phil had no reason whatsoever to think it was someone trolling him. He's just an asshole, and grazydream is still a bitch-made fan.
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to be fair, a gin soaked brain would have memory problems
 
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HerrKlicks said:
it can't get stolen because PRIVATE COMMUNITY.
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There was a woman in his neighborhood whose house got damaged in a SWAT raid. Her son was a gang banger who robbed a lady for drugs. Just because there are gates around the community doesn't mean there aren't criminals already inside the gates.

Didn't Phil suspect the previous owners were running an illegal chop shop out of the garage?

The gated community might not be as safe as Phil thinks it is.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
There was a woman in his neighborhood whose house got damaged in a SWAT raid. Her son was a gang banger who robbed a lady for drugs. Just because there are gates around the community doesn't mean there aren't criminals already inside the gates.

Didn't Phil suspect the previous owners were running an illegal chop shop out of the garage?

The gated community might not be as safe as Phil thinks it is.
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You're under the implication that Phil would ever leave the gilded cage he calls his home and actually get to know his own fucking neighborhood. He doesn't know anything unless his fans tell him on Twitter, so to Phil, his neighborhood might as well be as peaceful as Fiddler's Green.

But don't worry. No one's gonna fuck with a dude who keeps a hand axe near his bed at all times :story:
 
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I love that this boomer is so inept at everything that it's no longer a meme. He is legit dumber than an e-thot.

I listened to his hour+ long prestream ranting about how his wishlist got "trolled" and he couldn't figure out how to fix it and I just... I don't know. If this is the kind of person who can get a 4 year degree from a university I really think our education system needs some basic "how to be a functioning human being" courses. Bugged book smart mechanics.
 
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Imagine bitching like that because your free item somebody sent you is right on your front porch and not in the mailbox as per your autistic routine. Just goes to show how often this fat goblin actually leaves the house.
 
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PieceofShet said:
So...

...dsp did absolutely no research, he just saw the brand name and he wanted that gamepad. Someone bought it for him, he received it and fuckin hated it. Now, imagine you do a favour to someone and help him out and this is the reward... you feel bad. DSP is an ungrateful toxic asshole.
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I'm sure this event will further cement in Phil's mind the concept that cheap = low quality (thus expensive = high quality) and will be used to mentally justify more purchases of extravagant $300 headphones etc.
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Imagine bitching like that because your free item somebody sent you is right on your front porch and not in the mailbox as per your autistic routine. Just goes to show how often this fat goblin actually leaves the house.
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The controller probably fucked up because it was outside in the HEATWAVE that DSP always complains Renton has.
 
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PieceofShet said:
So...

...dsp did absolutely no research, he just saw the brand name and he wanted that gamepad. Someone bought it for him, he received it and fuckin hated it. Now, imagine you do a favour to someone and help him out and this is the reward... you feel bad. DSP is an ungrateful toxic asshole.
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What I love is he clearly didn't read the reviews on the amazon page because there were multiple people complaining about the d-pad. That was the first place I looked when he put it on his list so I guess I did more research into DSP's controller than he did.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
What I love is he clearly didn't read the reviews on the amazon page because there were multiple people complaining about the d-pad. That was the first place I looked when he put it on his list so I guess I did more research into DSP's controller than he did.
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What I love is that Phil always says shit like "If people would do 2 minutes of research...." yada yada yada. If he would have just done 2 minutes of research ;)
 
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Remember that handy rule of thumb? "You cannot do a deal with DSP and come out clean on the other side"?

Whodathunk that extends even to goods purchased for one party by another, sight-unseen, delivered to a doorstep and not a person, and with no face-to-face communication having ever been done?

I'm surprised people somehow don't catch communicable infections just from watching his stream, he's so radioactive, although I will admit to developing awful tinnitus and a bleeding in the ear canals watching TIHYDP.
 
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Pargon said:
Remember that handy rule of thumb? "You cannot do a deal with DSP and come out clean on the other side"?

Whodathunk that extends even to goods purchased for one party by another, sight-unseen, delivered to a doorstep and not a person, and with no face-to-face communication having ever been done?

I'm surprised people somehow don't catch communicable infections just from watching his stream, he's so radioactive, although I will admit to developing awful tinnitus and a bleeding in the ear canals watching TIHYDP.
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wait hold up, did the guy who sent phil the hori get #metoo'd or some shit?
 
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wait hold up, did the guy who sent phil the hori get #metoo'd or some shit?
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No, Phil just got the controller and within the first hour of using it was talking about how much of a piece of shit it is to his 300+ person audience, on his recorded stream, and with the fan who bought it public knowledge. Even giving Phil gifts that he specifically asked for gets you shit-talked.
 
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He's an incredibly disrespectufl piece of shit.

If you're genuinely there to support him and not troll the chat, there's something wrong with you. This guy absolutely does not deserve your support: he doesn't appreciate you nor care for who you are, simply your fucking money.

It's mental illness at this point and people suffering from the battered wife syndrome.
 
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