Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Beetusknuckles feat. Beetusneck - The Dirty Bra.mp3

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Keyboard Warrior said:
Was it Becky's bright idea to welcome a Ouija board into that house, some months ago? Imagine the heavy, dark energy just hovering around that space 24/7. There's probably GHOSTS too! :woo:
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Becky collects the ashes of her dead nephews and stows them away on a lower shelf that Amber can’t see. At night she scatters the ashes around their bed and the door to bind the Binge Monster inside. When Amber awakens, Becky chants from the pages of her NECKronomicon and her dead nephews souls rise from the ashes and fend off Amber’s possessed flailing.

She broke through the barrier once using her girth...Amber would them awake the next day to find her bellybutton in pain and bleeding. They go to the ER, and Becky sits beside Amber as they patiently go through the song-and-dance.

Amber leaves with no diagnosis. “Of course not...” Becky thinks, “NECKromancy is inhuman and whatnot...so there wouldn’t be a human diagnosis for it...”

But she can’t tell Amber what is happening. It’s her burden to bear...her birthright...her legacy as an ancestor of royalty...So she silently pulls into a McDonald’s and orders Amber her favorite stress food
 
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Sperged a little and tried to make a timeline, 10/10 more accurate than Amber's scale

May 5-8th: 100 DAYS OF WEIGHTING IN / DAYS 1-4 (posted May 20th)
May 9-12th: 100 DAYS OF WEIGHTING IN / DAYS 5-7 (posted May 27th)
Huge Jewelry Haul (posted June 7th)
May 13-16th: 100 DAYS OF WEIGHTING IN / DAYS 8-11 (posted June 3rd)
Eat with me | cucumber boats (posted June 30th)
May 17th-20th: days 12-15 (posted June 10th)
May 21st-22nd: 100 DAYS OF WEIGHTING IN / DAYS 16-17 (posted June 17th)
the truth about who I am (posted May 24th)
May 23rd: 100 DAYS OF WEIGHTING IN / DAY 18 (posted June 22nd)
May 24th
OUTFIT OF THE DAY + PARTY TIME!!!! (posted June 25th)
BEST TORRID HAUL EVER!!!! (posted July 4th)
May 25th
i'm afraid to be myself (posted June 28th)
the truth about how i lost 89 pounds (posted July 10th)
May 27th-29th
Seeing a psychiatrist (posted July 1st)
Here’s your white noise (posted July 2nd)
AMERICANS TRY JAPANESE SNACKS PART 1 (posted June 5th) *speculation
AMERICANS TRY JAPANESE SNACKS PART 2 (posted June 21st) *speculation
Buying Myself Everything I want | shopping spree (posted June 14th) *speculation
May 30th
Psychiatrist appointment
I finally have answers | diagnosed (posted July 5th)
June 1st
ZM reaction (posted June 20th)
i went to the emergency room (posted July 9th)
What I ate today | off track (posted June 12th) *speculation
June 2nd-17th
SUPER RANDOM MYSTERY BOX (posted June 26th) *speculation
June 18th
I can’t believe I’m doing this (posted June 19th)

Not sure about after June 19th though. And lord knows she'd rather do another torrid haul than wash her clothes.
 
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Basketball Jones said:
Becky collects the ashes of her dead nephews and stows them away on a lower shelf that Amber can’t see. At night she scatters the ashes around their bed and the door to bind the Binge Monster inside. When Amber awakens, Becky chants from the pages of her NECKronomicon and her dead nephews souls rise from the ashes and fend off Amber’s possessed flailing.

She broke through the barrier once using her girth...Amber would them awake the next day to find her bellybutton in pain and bleeding. They go to the ER, and Becky sits beside Amber as they patiently go through the song-and-dance.

Amber leaves with no diagnosis. “Of course not...” Becky thinks, “NECKromancy is inhuman and whatnot...so there wouldn’t be a human diagnosis for it...”

But she can’t tell Amber what is happening. It’s her burden to bear...her birthright...her legacy as an ancestor of royalty...So she silently pulls into a McDonald’s and orders Amber her favorite stress food
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Tales of a Neckromancer.
 
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marjoram said:
Yeah, that left eye is about to pop out and shoot across the room....
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Her body ran out of space to store all that fat

It now tries to find whatever place it can find to store that orange chicken or whatever else other crap she eats

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Might be late to the party, but, does she really drink with a fucking straw? Did she really get that fat to the point she can't lift her arms high enough anymore for her to drink water?

Jesus fuck.
 
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literally low-key said:
I have never seen someone take such dainty sips. She complains about being sooo thirsty and then barely wets her mouth. In the video where she was reacting to her own video, she watched herself chug some water and she seemed amazed that the old Amber could do that.
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Bet she even reminisced about how she used to be able to go to the toilet like a relatively normal person.
 
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jdoe2 said:
Her body ran out of space to store all that fat

It now tries to find whatever place it can find to store that orange chicken or whatever else other crap she eats

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Might be late to the party, but, does she really drink with a fucking straw? Did she really get that fat to the point she can't lift her arms high enough anymore for her to drink water?

Jesus fuck.
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Nah, she's just utterly lazy. She had to get THE biggest bottle available so her tiny T-Rex hands/arms can't fit around the fucking thing so she has to drink out of it like a sped toddler. When in doubt with this sow, always assume the answer is laziness.

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excuse you but it's an earwig and those are his nephews.
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No, excuse you, it's a "pincher bug" whatever the fuck that is (yes, it's an earwig, but our gorl doesn't know this). And, it's totes normal to have them crawling all over you. Other YouTubers.....
 
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