What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Honey, peanutbutter, marshmallow fluff between two slices of french toast. Ego waffles also work in a pinch.

I'd try it once, but only once.

My parents had bottles of fluffernutter. They're also very fat.

That stuff is good though tbh.

I've only ever seen it used effectively in cheating at making smores, because it allows for a greater ratio of chocolate. It's still a bit to overly sweet for my tastes though.

 

[brother]

Bologna. Groups of tards always have that bologna smell

This and Maple Syrup. The only good way to describe an Exceptional Individual is sticky. Sticky because they ate waffles and bologna that morning and are somehow covered with both and reek of local Exceptional Individual juices.

 

[The Last Stand]

Pineapple pizza. That does NOT go well with each other. Or when people make "leftover" casseroles, just put anything and everything in a tin pan without regard of flavor or consistency.

 

[WingsOfDepression]

Diet Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos

 

[Truthspeaker]

Frozen, ready-to-microwave cuisine in general, and hot pockets in particular.

I'm aware that many such foods can be baked or toasted, but baking and toasting automatically makes food less autistic than microwaving.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Gatorade, it tends to be the drink of slobs with no taste whatsoever.

It's marketed as a fitness drink but its overloaded with sugar, fun fact athletes do drink Gatorade but they dillute it with water because it's overloaded with sugar.

It really blows my mind to see people walking around leisurely drinking gatorade. Yes Coca Cola is also not good for you but at least it objectively tastes good.

 

[Smoothie Queen]

I'd say french fries. Every really autistic person I've ever met had french fries as one of the only foods they would eat.

 

[A Grey Cat]

 

[Shibaru]

I Tried this exact one before, it sucked ass.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Tic-Tacs, for kids that are too submissive to the idea of looking cool so they fake popping pills in public by using Original Tic-Tacs. Yeah this was a "meme" in my junior high years.

Did you tell those fags that they should at least pretend to take drugs you can't just buy out of a pharmacy? Like, real men's drugs, like meth or crack.

 

[Jerri's Kid]

Do boogers count? The most exceptional kid in our school ate his regularly. He unsuccessfully tried to hide the act with his other hand.

 

[Crichax]

Frozen pizza, it'll always taste like garbage no matter which brand or flavor you get.

Great Value brand tastes dope, though. I know it's from W A L M A R T, but it's nice. However, it's no fresh pizza.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Great Value brand tastes dope, though. I know it's from W A L M A R T, but it's nice. However, it's no fresh pizza.

Nigga, what's wrong with you? Eating and enjoying Great Value brand frozen pizza. At least choose a more recognized and less awful brand.

 

[Crichax]

Nigga, what's wrong with you? Eating and enjoying Great Value brand frozen pizza. At least choose a more recognized and less awful brand.

I know it's bad food compared to real pizza, but the crust is thicc.

 

[ni-]

I know it's bad food compared to real pizza, but the crust is thicc.

the crust is the worst part of the pizza, that sounds horrible

 

[Jazz Cat Blini]

Anything off the rollers at your local gas station franchise.

 

[AnOminous]

Anything off the rollers at your local gas station franchise.

Gas station sushi. You probably deserve the food poisoning you're going to get if you buy that.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Cup Noodles if eaten in any context besides "too busy, lunch at work"
Spaghetti with ketchup instead of sauce
special mention for these kids:

 

[Aumis Graham]

Gotta say ramen noodles. Every guy or girls house I have been over to has gigantic packs of ramen always has something...off.

 

[Slap47]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Gatorade, it tends to be the drink of slobs with no taste whatsoever.

It's marketed as a fitness drink but its overloaded with sugar, fun fact athletes do drink Gatorade but they dillute it with water because it's overloaded with sugar.

It really blows my mind to see people walking around leisurely drinking gatorade. Yes Coca Cola is also not good for you but at least it objectively tastes good.

Everybody I know that has been drinking the stuff acts like a scientist - "electrolytes this, electrolytes that".

I look it up and its literally just a word that refers to sugars and salts.