Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Tonebender]

I think it's time for a Peter Coffin thread.
If you don't know Peter Coffin, he was infamously busted 3 years ago for creating a fake girlfriend and denying that he made her up.

A couple years ago, he somehow met another "girl", "married" her, and had a "baby".

The problem is, she doesn't look real.

Cow got a hold of it and Peter caught wind of it. Some people think she's real, but has mental problems that Peter emotionally abuses her, but most people think she's a real doll and Peter has once again made up an imaginary girlfriend.
Cow ultimately dug up a non-shooped picture of her, but there's still no evidence that she is actually a tangible person for Peter other than some poorly shooped pictures of them together.

Now, Peter seriously doesn't understand why people think his wife is fake, so he is having a complete meltdown on twitter almost rivaling the blue armed bandit. He even went as far to post a "birth certificate" that cow has now proven to be forged. Additionally, he has yet to post a single video of them together, talking, being a family, etc.
edit: an anon found a boob gif she stole from another site.

The whole thing is glorious, weird, pitiful, but mostly hilarious.
It's just too hard to explain the entire thing in one thread, so here's some archives.

https://archive.today/lijz3
https://archive.today/u5H5b
https://archive.today/MEj2A

 

[Optimus Prime]

For a guy who insists they're married, wouldn't posting the marriage certificate be something worth doing?

 

[Tonebender]

For a guy who insists they're married, wouldn't posting the marriage certificate be something worth doing?

It's not a physical copy, but he took a screenshot of the supposed proof here a couple years ago.

 

[Xarpho]

Creeeeeeeeepyyyy.

 

[Poor Choices]

https://twitter.com/petercoffin his twitter
Will he rage against the kiwis too? Tune in tomorrow to find out.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Realdoll stuff creeps me out. It doesn't exactly bother me if they used them for sexual stimulation (as long as they keep cleaning it and keeping the stuff private at home). It bothers me when they do shit like trying to make them like a real person or even MARRY them.

But tell me WHY is she moving her eyes in one gif. Do they do animatronic realdolls now? That's really freaky.

 

[Surtur]

I'll cry if another creepy fuck shows up

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

https://twitter.com/petercoffin his twitter
Will he rage against the kiwis too? Tune in tomorrow to find out.

He's also anti-GG. So he's an SJW but apparently says racist shit about Asians and has a realdoll wife, which is something you'd expect from an anti-SJW virgin.

He's elements of both sides of the anti-SJW/pro-SJW crowd. So he's like a Predalien.

 

[Saney]

So he's an SJW but apparently says racist shit about Asians

Got any quotes?

 

[MerriedManJr]

Got any quotes?

This is a conversation between Peter and his fake Asian girlfriend. Peter wrote the whole thing and used pics of a Korean model for her avatar. I really think "insane" might be a better tag than "sjw" for this guy.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Got any quotes?

From one of the OP's links. They're apparently posts on a blog with him playing as his wife.

I know people that post silly things about their own race as self-deprecation but this is an Asian woman being played by a white guy.

 

[Null]

There was some Vice documentary on real dolls, and all I can think of reading this is the scene where a doll maintenance person remarks "the vagina is well used" while scraping out bits of broken plastic.

 

[MerriedManJr]

But tell me WHY is she moving her eyes in one gif. Do they do animatronic realdolls now? That's really freaky.

People seem to think he's using stop-motion to make her look alive. When he was pressured to take a picture of her outside, the results were less than convincing.

Spoiler: Ashleigh Inside

Spoiler: Ashleigh Outside

Note the much smaller bust, lack of glasses, and the fact that he took her picture from behind.

Edit: Evidence of weird stop-motion techniques.

Spoiler: Watch the Nose

 

[EI 903]

People seem to think he's using stop-motion to make her look alive. When he was pressured to take a picture of her outside, the results were less than convincing.

Spoiler: Ashleigh Inside

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Spoiler: Ashleigh Outside

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Note the much smaller bust, lack of glasses, and the fact that he took her picture from behind.

Edit: Evidence of weird stop-motion techniques.

Spoiler: Watch the Nose

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So he went outside and wandered around until he found a chick who looked close enough to his doll so that he could take a creeper pic of her from behind? Classy.

 

[Tonebender]

I really think "insane" might be a better tag than "sjw" for this guy.

Yeah, I was torn. I wanted to go with insane, but thought sjw was appropriate considering he appropriates himself as a sjw, despite how he's anything but that. Changed.

 

[Blueberry]

So just to have a frame of reference....why is he desperate to convince people that he is married?

 

[MerriedManJr]

So he went outside and wandered around until he found a chick who looked close enough to his doll so that he could take a creeper pic of her from behind? Classy.

Of course not! He went out and took a creeper pic of TWO women!

Or he put smaller tits on his realdoll and took her for a walk, I don't know. The world doesn't really make sense anymore.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

So wait, is this guy Kevin Havens' new roommate?

 

[Tonebender]

So just to have a frame of reference....why is he desperate to convince people that he is married?

Having to prove his attractiveness/value? Needing people to see him as an alpha male?
He's projecting some insecurity about himself, but no one seems to be able to quantify what that is.
The ride never stops.

So wait, is this guy Kevin Havens' new roommate?

More like renting a poolhouse from Anthony Burch.

 

[XH 502]

I've seen some messed up shit in my life, but this? This is fucked.