Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames - DarkSydePhil's (former) Daughter-In-Crime

Should this thread be locked (but not deleted) until or unless Leanna does something?

  • Yes, lock this down unless she does something noteworthy.

    Votes: 45 66.2%

  • No, I still want to post shit from time to time.

    Votes: 23 33.8%
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(Previous account, Shishio, lost its password, sorry)


I ll summarize my thoughts


Leanna to Phil was
1. trophy girlfriend (im not an obese, loveless 30 y.o just playing videogames anymore okayy?)
2. housecleaner, cook and general "mom" person
3. an extra paycheck for a while


Leanna was halfcomplaing about not getting enough sex
Seems to be true.
0% warmth and normal couple interaction during those streams/times when they were both on camera (If anything, he couldnt wait till she was out of his "office")


During the last 2 (at least 2) years he was acting like a gay person caged in a straight marriage of convenience.
But why?


All signs lead to 3 possible explanations
1. Phil Burnell has extremely low sex drive (whatever the reason might be gout, depression, special blend of autism etc)

2. Phil Burnell has a "baby dick" and is a premature ejaculator.
Remember that tweet calling out Phil for having a "baby dick"?
Remember how he responded? "its not a baby dick"...
Judging from his response my money is on "its a baby dick"
Being a premature ejaculator myself, i can speak first hand of the fear of sex.
You avoid opportunities to have sex out of fear you ll cum fast.
Combine his fear of cumming in 2 minutes flat with his extremely thin skin to even the slightest look or word of critisism...this seems almost a certainty. Watch his masturbation vid again. Or dont.)

3. Phil Burnell is gay/bi
All this emphasis on mamaries seems forced. Like "if i constantly make the crudest sex jokes, nobody will realise i am gay"
The constant dick jokes (dick lightning anyone?), one of his most common phrases "i ve been busting my ass", that tweet from that trans person thanking him, the looks of pure love he was throwing John Rambo during the "smark guys" videos

Would a man (seemingly) so hungry for sex be treating his "full time girlfriend" like a stranger?
Unless ofcourse the shame of premature ejaculation was so strong that it kept him from her...
Unlikely.

Phil to Leanna was
1. Obviously a sugar daddy.
Treated her to numerous expensive hotel suites, costly wax supplies, conventions (possibly air tickets to fly her over during her first visits?) she was with him for years paying 0% out of her own pocker until she started working.
For the vast majority of their time together, she was "bought and paid for".

And not much more im afraid. Sure she developed feelings for him. Puddledeep feelings but feelings nontheless.
When you are "drowning" in a household that allegedly abused you, anything that floats will do.
And Phil Burnell sure "floated" 4-5 years back. Making great money and the fact that he was a pushover was a bonus.


As i said previous posts, he got the better end of that deal.
He got a trophy wife that cooked and cleaned and didnt have to sex for years.
Sure he paid her for years but he had money to burn back then.
He paid for a servant, he got a servant.

What did Leanna gain from all those years?
An expensive lifelesson, some wax supllies and a severe anxiety attack.
She lost 4 years of her life with someone that ll always be on her "resume" as a "shame stain".
Imagine the look on her "fiance to be" face when he googles the name he heard her mumbling in her sleep.
Cause that is the only reason the fiance will learn of Burnell. You d have to waterboard her to get his name otherwise.



tl dr >Phil Burnell might be gay and Leanna Hangen wasted 4+ years she ll never get back.
Congrats Leanna. At least you didnt fall for the old "here, take this ring and shut up for another 4 years" trick.
 
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snakesvsplanes said:
Okay, so I showed these four videos in a row to @Null a little while ago, we sat there cackling hysterically for about half an hour, and then he and I both agreed that there's definitely room for a separate thread entirely devoted to Panda, because-- well, jesus. Where do I even start with this girl?

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Okay, so this is DarkSydePhil's (allegedly) gold-digging younger live-in girlfriend, Leanna Hangen, known on her various social media accounts as PandaLee.

There's a LOT that I could say about her, but in this case, I think I might as well just let the following videos speak entirely for themselves. (I might update this later with more information, though, but I want to get this thread up for now.)

TRIGGER WARNING: Major fucking cringe, loud nasally voice, painfully unfunny.




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She's good looking and has a decent figure.

How the fuck did DSP pull her?
 
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Unless Phil maliciously airs some serious dirty laundry either on purpose or inadvertently I reckon she'll go pretty quiet. Maybe we see her post about some new bf or whatever but I think that'll most likely be it. However if Phil does let the cat out of the bag we might see some excellent fallout. Hopefully on an SOK podcast or twitlonger or something, if that happens i'll be there front-row-centre with a bucket of salted popcorn and a scotch.
 
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Say no 2 hugs said:
......why? :surprised:
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why?
i cant really answer why, i m not a doctor or some kind of expert.
i just know i am a premature ejaculator.

Also, i wrote a haiku.
Well not really a haiku.
Slam poetry or something lol

"Leanna Hangen was the equivelant to a slightly brain damaged, one eyed kitten he found on the side of the road. he took it home and it was fine for a while.
but the novelty of having a kitten wore off pretty fast.
the kitten grew bigger.
started scratching, constantly meowing.
so he left the door open and stopped feeding it.
and the kitten went away.
after much meowing and scratching."
 
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Sojiro said:
why?
i cant really answer why, i m not a doctor or some kind of expert.
i just know i am a premature ejaculator.

Also, i wrote a haiku.
Well not really a haiku.
Slam poetry or something lol

"Leanna Hangen was the equivelant to a slightly brain damaged, one eyed kitten he found on the side of the road. he took it home and it was fine for a while.
but the novelty of having a kitten wore off pretty fast.
the kitten grew bigger.
started scratching, constantly meowing.
so he left the door open and stopped feeding it.
and the kitten went away.
after much meowing and scratching."
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No, he means why would you reveal that publicly on a forum with excellent SEO? And reveal your previous account name to boot? Even if you're perfectly hidden, that ain't a habit you should be in lol
 
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Since Leanna has left DSP and removed every trace of herself off social media and also since almost every post this year in this thread is terrible (seriously, you should mostly all be ashamed of yourselves) I'm shutting it down.

If she resurfaces and is doing something funny or unpleasant we can open it up again but at this point I don't think she warrants her own thread anymore, especially with zero content.
 
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Very Honest Content said:
Newly uncovered content means new discussions I guess?

Panic attacks are the realm of the urgent care clinic, never an ambulance ride to the emergency room, by the way...
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If Phil hasn't already completely memory hole'd Leanna from continuity, then he will after the winds carry this info to the prestreams.

I hope he didn't already know that she was basically living up the street and really is in the middle of an unrelated tiff with Khet to just twist the dagger.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
She hasn't done anything cow-worthy in forever so I don't see why the thread needed to be re-opened.
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idk, with her resurfacing on yelp i could see someone troll cheering to phil about it, him bitching or laughing it off like thats part of his past. then google searching it in later gin fueled, and see how it escalates from there
 
gaarashatan said:
idk, with her resurfacing on yelp i could see someone troll cheering to phil about it, him bitching or laughing it off like thats part of his past. then google searching it in later gin fueled, and see how it escalates from there
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That's still part of Phil's content though, and should be discussed in the assigned thread.
Unless Leanna revives her channel and starts posting again, there's no point discussing this here.
 
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