DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OneDaySon]

DSP's response to "If you can't afford games and if you're so low on money, why are you taking Kat out to restaurants and buying stuff at the mall" - "Fuck off. None of your business."
Damn, he proved us wrong, I totally understand how he can't afford video games but can afford overpriced restaurants now.

 

[whereicantfollow]

Oh this newest Leanna arc is great. I guarantee Phil thought him and her would be together forever but sooner or later the exterminator always comes for the pigroaches.

 

[OneDaySon]

DSP's absolutely got today. He's at that lash out at fans angry. Someone sent him a cheer about a card game, and he just went "And here's another cheer about this stoopid card game nobody cards"

 

[Salubrious]

DSP: I have the Golden Chocobo, but I don't know what other content is in the game.

It is LITERALLY your job to know that. DSP is too fucking lazy to spend 2 minutes Googling it, but his 75 minute prestream is necessary.

Now he is literally standing still and waiting for his chat to tell him what side quests exist.

Edit: His streamchat has frozen, so he is literally just flying around on the chocobo aimlessly.

Double Edit: I think Tevin figured it out. If DSP uses Google, then he's "cheating" by using a guide. If his chat tells him what to do, then DSP is "interacting." Then, if someone criticizes his play, he'll just say that he didn't need a guide and he was just interacting with his chat.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP just dropped a gem while complaining about twitch being glitchy and chat being out: "I'm relying on interacting with you guys."

Every day interacting just comes closer and closer to "getting money from you".

 

[Salubrious]

DSP just dropped a gem while complaining about twitch being glitchy and chat being out: "I'm relying on interacting with you guys."

I'm just floored that DSP didn't even consider "I'll google a side quest until chat returns." He was DESPERATELY looking at chat praying it would come back.

It's literally the chat playing this game for him.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

Ive seen this guy's name, I've read the many thesis of him, saw YouTube documentaries about him, and it pisses me off how he's still hanging about like herpes. He's always "struggling" with bills and Budgeting , yet clearly is doing well enough of him self to live in a house and have a condo across the country to rent out. (correct me if I'm wrong about this) my guess is he's doing fine and playing "dumb" on some new issue that he needs a "emergency" stream that it's wreckless and irresponsible that it's believable but he never gives enough information to confirm it or the problem just disappears and rinse n repeat. Seriously fuck this guy.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[the khat quaffer]

Sorry for being off-topic and power leveling, but I'm actually in Seattle right now. To be honest I'm in Bellevue for a conference, but I took trips to Seattle Pike place market and the space needle throughout the week. (It's a week long conference.)

I briefly considered going around Phil's haunts (all 3 of them), but instantly thought better of it. In my ideal scenario I would run into piggy at a public place and just, idk, be civil towards him, the same kind of civil that Terry Davis got towards his end game. (IE genuinely civil.) Maybe get an autograph or a pic with me shaking his hoove. I genuinely don't believe in poop touching.

Scenario 2, he tells me to fuck off and LIMBs away, so I tell his backside 'my brother loves your streams! He's always talking about you at the family reunions. Through his voice box. He's a paraplegic. His name is uhh, nihilistic fish? Goldfish? Something like that? Have you heard of him?' Is that poop touching?

Side note, holy shit, Seattle is a fucking hellhole. Nothing but troons and pride flags everywhere. Bookstores with antifa flags on the front display. I was on the phone with my girl and told her about the pride flags everywhere and I think I pissed off my Uber driver. My boss is an ass for telling me I'd love Seattle. At least in Bellevue all they care about is shopping so it's miles upon miles better, cleaner than She-sheattle.

 

[ZehnBoat]

DSP's response to "If you can't afford games and if you're so low on money, why are you taking Kat out to restaurants and buying stuff at the mall" - "Fuck off. None of your business."
Damn, he proved us wrong, I totally understand how he can't afford video games but can afford overpriced restaurants now.

i need YOUR money
but what i do with YOUR money
is none of YOUR business

when i spend MY money
i need to know that MY money
will go to something that helps ME

but when you spend YOUR money
you don't need to know if YOUR money
will go to anything that YOU will see

It is LITERALLY your job to know that. DSP is too fucking lazy to spend 2 minutes Googling it, but his 75 minute prestream is necessary.

his ego is so fragile he can't venture into the unknown
it's like minecraft and needing his hand held for every little thing, the idea of not winning strikes him with such fear.
honestly, if you aren't laughing at him, what's the point of watching him?
he's not even playing the game anymore at this point

 

[Dandelion]

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I had to youtube "The Water Embers" by "Art of Escapism" to see that it's the Snort Burnell song.

Phil I-don't-pay-attention-to-trolls/detractors Burnell recognized the song name, its context, and then lean-in-banned the user immediately.

 

[kebab4you]

Read on the news that there was an earthquake around Seattle last night, curious why Phil didn't try to milk that situation.

 

[Pargon]

I had to youtube "The Water Embers" by "Art of Escapism" to see that it's the Snort Burnell song.

Phil I-don't-pay-attention-to-trolls/detractors Burnell recognized the song, its context, and then lean-in-banned the user immediately.

I think it's more to do with the fact that Phil's diaper hasn't been changed lately and some rando in his chat is offering him a tantalizing amount to do a thing, which puts him in Suspicion Mode on a good day. Phil runs his chat like a dictator anyway so who's going to question him preemptively banning anyone?

 

[Wing Zero]

Ive seen this guy's name, I've read the many thesis of him, saw YouTube documentaries about him, and it pisses me off how he's still hanging about like herpes. He's always "struggling" with bills and Budgeting , yet clearly is doing well enough of him self to live in a house and have a condo across the country to rent out. (correct me if I'm wrong about this) my guess is he's doing fine and playing "dumb" on some new issue that he needs a "emergency" stream that it's wreckless and irresponsible that it's believable but he never gives enough information to confirm it or the problem just disappears and rinse n repeat. Seriously fuck this guy.

Slight correction: he's not actually renting out the Connecticut condo. It's just sitting there while he eats the 1200+ dollar mortgage fees every month. He won't rent it out because he's too cheap to hire someone else to maintenance it, and he can't sell it cause he can't afford to pay off the rest of the mortgage at once.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

- said he went to eat at Chick-fil-A with Kat yesterday, "so it was less than $20"

This is a weird one, even in the context of justification. A single person's fast food tab usually runs at least $9. I guess its one of those nuggets of truth he uses to reinforce other lies.

You don't get thrift points for spending less at a McDonalds any more than you get healthy eating points for only eating their salads.

 

[Pargon]

This is a weird one, even in the context of justification. A single person's fast food tab usually runs at least $9. I guess its one of those nuggets of truth he uses to reinforce other lies.

You don't get thrift points for spending less at a McDonalds any more than you get healthy eating points for only eating their salads.

He could also stop acting like coolers and sandwiches don't exist and that eating out for an entire day is literally his only option. Don't they go to the grocery store as one of their oh-so-important errands? Name me a grocery store chain in America that doesn't do readymades of some kind. He couldn't stoop to getting a premade sandwich or salad while they're at the fucking store and eating in the car?

See, that's the thing about Phil. No option or alternative you ever present to him for anything he does is viable. It has to be the way he does things, end of, and if you ask him why then fuck you, idiot. Arguing with him is so fucking pointless; he doesn't even get angry except on fairly uncommon days like this. He's just a tremendous, tumbling dickweed.

 

[SowonNation]

"Are you bored of this game? UH- NO! I'm tired because I didn't get enough sleep last night."

The fuck were you doing on your day off, old man? Worrying about your bills? Multiple overdraft notices keeping you up?
Jesus christ. 1am tweet bragging about his beggacy coming through though anyway.

 

[Pargon]

"Are you bored of this game? UH- NO! I'm tired because I didn't get enough sleep last night."

The fuck were you doing on your day off, old man? Worrying about your bills? Multiple overdraft notices keeping you up?
Jesus christ. 1am tweet bragging about his beggacy coming through though anyway.

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He didn't get enough sleep last night. He sets his own fucking schedule. And he delays or cancels his first stream on account of being a tired infant a dozen times a year anyway; what's different about today?

 

[Salubrious]

DSP literally banned a guy and called a guy an asshole for suggesting that DSP switch games midstream if DSP is bored.

Troll must not have realized DSP's rigid adherence to his schedule.

 

[GigaOPC]

Read on the news that there was an earthquake around Seattle last night, curious why Phil didn't try to tard cum that situation.

He probably doesn't know it even happened. It lasted for a literal second and just sounded like a huge boom and he lives like 40-50 miles from where it happened. He doesn't watch the news or talk to anyone so he'll have to wait until Khet comes home and tells him and then he'll talk about it on the night stream and lie about how it woke him up so thats why he's so tired.