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Even though that's sad as fuck, he's probably telling the truth for once.
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He's complaining about no mods today
Does he ever tell the truth?
Does he ever tell the truth?
big ups liquid richard
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That's just how he guilts his mods into actually paying attention instead of the obvious "leave an extra tab open in the background"
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Phil doesn't know what a pitchout is because he's playing on a setting (unless he has changed it) where the AI will literally not throw a ball (besides a pitchout or intentional walk).
It's amazing how much time he has put into The Show to know nothing about MLB.
It's amazing how much time he has put into The Show to know nothing about MLB.
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I'm pretty sure DSP can play Wolfenstein for free if one of his Paypigs buys the Amazon Deluxe edition.
I think that's what the "Buddy Pass" is.
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I have to take Tuesday off because my wife, Kat, won't have another day off for a week. There is no possible way we can go two weeks without going shopping.
More confirmation that Phil buys only what he will eat in a week.
More confirmation that Phil buys only what he will eat in a week.
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The thing is that this is not that unusual. Lots of people go shopping every week.
But that's also because all those people have limited opportunities to do so. Phil doesn't, as he could literally drop Kat off at work, do the fucking shopping or liquor store runs or trips to the dump or whatever other autistic thing he needs to do, then pick her up when her shift is over. This is what couples and families call "making it work". His "day off" is whenever the fuck he wants, as evidenced by the fact that he'll just drag up whenever he's hung over or too sleepy or shit, just when he's feeling especially petulant and wants to punish his viewers and a water bottle crunch wouldn't send the proper message.
But he won't do any of that because muh back or schedule or can't do everything by muhself or whatever other pissant non-excuse he'd give if you brought it up to him. He's such a sad individual; when he has a significant other living with him they're just roped into doing whatever he's doing with his "free" time without the benefit of even being able to have time to themselves because his work hours cover most business hours, except for those when he's still passed out in bed.
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What if in his gin fuelled rage, He's Harrassing Panda, And she's threatening him? And that's why he's panicking. It can't be money, he has plenty. Either that or the marriage is dead.
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The Mighty Onyx. Because he's both lazy and too fucking stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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Phil was throwing out a lot of reasons why moving to Seattle was the best decision for his business. One of them was that by being near to the tech companies he was going to branch out into doing tours and vlogs of those companies. I think he did one tour, of a Star Wars convention he went to during a staycation, and then never bothered leaving the house again.
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Of course, Phil had to work hard and make quality khantent to get himself out of the ghetto, on the mean streets of Connecticut.
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Just a reminder that Phil doesn't actually live in Seattle, he lives in Renton which is probably 45 minutes away with traffic. It's a fine place but I like to remind people of this because Phil hypes up his living in Seattle when he had to settle for one of the cheaper/worse suburbs.
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Have you seen the crime rate in Renton. Last time I checked, it was actually worse than Bridgeport CT, which he claims is the ghetto. I mean he does have the excuse that he lives in a gated community.
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According to this website, Renton is actually quite a bit worse than Bridgeport as far as crime goes.
Bridgeport, CT Crime Rates and Statistics - NeighborhoodScout
Exclusive crime heat map and statistics for neighborhoods within Bridgeport, CT. Crime forecast reports available by address.
Renton Crime Rates and Statistics - NeighborhoodScout
Exclusive crime heat map and statistics for neighborhoods within Renton, WA. Crime forecast reports available by address.
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Have you seen the Google Street photos of that """gate""", though? I don't have them and I'm too lazy to go looking but with a rug or a bit of cardboard (and a boost if you're a fatty) you're in easily. It ain't Fort Knox he's living in by a long stretch. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire property wasn't fully enclosed. Just like anything else, Phil looks at the main bullet points and the price tag before he pulls the trigger and nothing else.
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Someone baited him into talking about his burned face.
It was an "airbag burn." The heat and the force of the airbag burned the entire side of his face, turning it all "like black and then all like bloody and nasty for 2 or 3 weeks". LUCKILY he didn't get any scars from it. Surprised by the fact that he scarred easily from chicken pox but this left him unscathed, but again as he said, "the whole side of my face was burned" and he guesses he lucked out.
A very real story.
It was an "airbag burn." The heat and the force of the airbag burned the entire side of his face, turning it all "like black and then all like bloody and nasty for 2 or 3 weeks". LUCKILY he didn't get any scars from it. Surprised by the fact that he scarred easily from chicken pox but this left him unscathed, but again as he said, "the whole side of my face was burned" and he guesses he lucked out.
A very real story.
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Yeah I think he got a nasty facial bruise and thought it was a facial burn. I have seen small airbag burns that scar forever. I think what the pigroach doesnt understand is that an airbag burn is a chemical burn and if you had HALF of your face burnt you would have at least some scarring. He is bullshitting with this chemical burn not leaving ONE SCAR on HALF of his face.
Edit: After doing some research an airbag can leave non-scar "burns" but those are usually friction burns (when the bag pops open quickly and rubs against your skin) or chemical irritation from smaller traces of the chemicals in the bag. Regardless, pigroach is overexaggerating his "burned" face and should be labeled more of irritation as he has no scars. But after all this is a guy that exaggerates everything, like his godly muscles he still has from his "weightlifting" days lol
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You'd have to be a moron to believe you could penetrate his fortress, or exit it. Panda Lee managed to escape by forging an underground tunnel using only a spoon soaped up to slip through easily.
I want to say that back in the day of Johnrambopresents The Show, Rambo and OJ used to give out PSN and Xbox Live credit codes for free to random viewers by posting them in the chat. This was a no-budget show done for the love of it, and very thankful for anyone tuning in, and constantly elevating the viewers over the show. They weren't happy unless you were. Even a show like this was able to give out free game credit quite frequently. Phil, on the other hand is begging to be gifted game codes, when typically someone with his notoriety and success would be giving them out.
The other day during the Blackout stream, Phil was defensive about not being overly critical of Nintendo. But he's made very clear statements many times in the past about his hate for the company. Mostly to do with the fact that Nintendo formally barred anyone from monetizing gameplay footage of their games. First clip is from the other day, second clip is from two years ago during the end of his Arms playthrough.
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Someone asked DSP if he'd rather play Crash Team Racing with the Guitar Hero controller or fight Mike Tyson. Dark replied that if he fought Tyson he'd probably be faster than him because Tyson is old. Yeah...
The 37 year old who doesn't exercise and has the body of a school lunch lady thinks he has speed advantage over Tyson.
The 37 year old who doesn't exercise and has the body of a school lunch lady thinks he has speed advantage over Tyson.
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