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حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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I didn't ignore him. I have a life outside of the Kiwi Farms, you know.
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One class and no work isn't a life
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Yeah, gonna need you to bring your creepiness down from a 9 to about a 4 or something.
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I am sure you can afford a simple 1-month gym membership since you only do one class a semester. I wish I had the endless free time you have to work out.
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Connor, have you actually internalised any of the criticism or advice you've recieved at all?
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Have you got any writing done?
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So how much have you written this week?
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Btw, did anybody record the TeamSpeak chat? I'd love to hear how that went down.
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It's that time again, Kiwis! Part 2 of Connor's life at WrongPlanet.
Connor shows everyone the empathy that he wishes to receive in return
And right off the heels of that post comes one I agree with 100%. Please please please do some of these for the forum!
As someone who loves the 80's, Connor's views on Shannon Doherty are really surprising (posts previous to his are removed)
One of the longest running Connor triggers is suggesting he work out. His response will either be "Why so I can just pick up skanky shallow bitch whores?" or "Fine if you want me to do that why don't I just eat steroids until I'm ripped and then write shit for airports like the jock hack I am?". This is the second one.
Remember how Connor's parents are abusive drunken monsters who are always trying to cut his wiener off? Yeah... funny how those stories grew over the years.
RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR XD
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... unless it's on a forum that is :^)
Computer Advice Thread!
For reference this is what he's gaming on.
Wow. His mother won't let him watch horror movies. I wonder how he snuck Videodrome past her...
Under all this bluster and meanness I guess I really am a sentimental guy. I'm going to leave this post on a positive note. @Connor , please read what you wrote on WrongPlanet in 2009. You were upset about something and down on yourself, and the next day you were upbeat for almost completing your project.
Dude, you've got it in you to do things, from writing to school to even working a job, but you are failing at everything because the thought of failure - not actually failing - paralyzes you. You're in a response loop where you get nervous, which makes you you upset, which pisses you off, which in turn makes you start worrying again when the anger wears off.
Print that screen shot out and tape it to your bathroom mirror and read it every morning. Remind yourself you can do things, so you will start believing it.
Connor shows everyone the empathy that he wishes to receive in return
(really dude? You're a fucking asshole)
And right off the heels of that post comes one I agree with 100%. Please please please do some of these for the forum!
As someone who loves the 80's, Connor's views on Shannon Doherty are really surprising (posts previous to his are removed)
One of the longest running Connor triggers is suggesting he work out. His response will either be "Why so I can just pick up skanky shallow bitch whores?" or "Fine if you want me to do that why don't I just eat steroids until I'm ripped and then write shit for airports like the jock hack I am?". This is the second one.
Remember how Connor's parents are abusive drunken monsters who are always trying to cut his wiener off? Yeah... funny how those stories grew over the years.
RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR XD
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... unless it's on a forum that is :^)
Computer Advice Thread!
For reference this is what he's gaming on.
Wow. His mother won't let him watch horror movies. I wonder how he snuck Videodrome past her...
Under all this bluster and meanness I guess I really am a sentimental guy. I'm going to leave this post on a positive note. @Connor , please read what you wrote on WrongPlanet in 2009. You were upset about something and down on yourself, and the next day you were upbeat for almost completing your project.
Dude, you've got it in you to do things, from writing to school to even working a job, but you are failing at everything because the thought of failure - not actually failing - paralyzes you. You're in a response loop where you get nervous, which makes you you upset, which pisses you off, which in turn makes you start worrying again when the anger wears off.
Print that screen shot out and tape it to your bathroom mirror and read it every morning. Remind yourself you can do things, so you will start believing it.
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He was legit mad at his parents for being upset about a suicide attempt. And apparently his dad making dad-type jokes about him watching porn on the internet is horrific.
Damn, Connor.
Damn, Connor.
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Hey Connor, if you're not using your fancy Alienware, can I have it? I can put it to better use than sperging on writing forums and playing ancient PC games.
What games do you like, by the way?
What games do you like, by the way?
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500 000 words is approximately 1111 pages. Which is around the same length as Lord of the Rings
Connor couldn't write a novel even if he tried if he think that's too many words. I doubt he'd read 500 000 words much less contemplate writing them.
500 000 words is approximately 1111 pages. Which is around the same length as Lord of the Rings
Connor couldn't write a novel even if he tried if he think that's too many words. I doubt he'd read 500 000 words much less contemplate writing them.
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@Connor what is your deal with adoption and stop ignoring me.
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Damn. Some of my old posts from five years ago are pretty dumb...2009 had a lot of Internet drama for me, banned from at least one site, and laughed out by another...but some of those posts are just mean-spirited. I hope you've matured since then, Connor.
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How dare his parents act like parents, joking and being all concerned about him! Such monsters!
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I think we all do. You're doing Godbear's work, @Smutley .
Jesus Christ. For some reason, though, I couldn't stop laughing at Connor trying to strangle himself with bedsheets. Before anyone gets mad at me,
one time I tried to kill myself by mixing ammonia & bleach & breathing in the fumes. I stopped because suffocating to death really, really hurts.
I prefer cloudy days, myself. But goddammit, Connor.
Agreed. I'd read the shit out of that. That "waiting for reply. . ." shit pisses me off, though. STOP BEING SO IMPATIENT, JESUS.
I. . .what?
I thought he'd relate to Shinji because they're both little angstmuffins, not want to bone him. Since he presumably sees himself in Shnji, does this mean Connor wants to do himself in some weird, Freudian way?
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Connor, have you grown up at all since 2006-2009? I mean... you played the "i tried to kill myself" card so many times now.
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