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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
What about friendship? My so-called "best friend" is a fucking idiot who's probably a bigger lolcow than I am.

Awesome, now you're throwing your friend under the bus. You really are just ticking all the boxes on shit-heel bingo tonight. The fact that people are still trying to help you at this point is starting to make me mad.
 
Fuck me. Fine, Connor, you win. You're a failure and always will be. Never try anything. Is this really what you want to hear?

The worst part is there are now two instances of Connor proving to himself he isn't a failure. I'm sure out of 2800 posts I'm going to run in to a couple more. I bet if we talked to his old teachers at Beaufort High they'd say he was a fine student (unless it was math).

But no, no way. No self worth. Nothin is great. The sun is black. Life is pain, pain is life. No one understands the torment of autism, depression, disabilities, or abuse, especially the kiwi forums.
 
How do you know that you're going to fail? And so what if you do? It's unpleasant, but unless we're talking about jumping across the Grand Canyon, failure's not going to kill you! Everyone fails a few times! You're a bigger failure for just sitting there crying about the mere possibility of failure! If you try, you MIGHT make progress. If you don't, you fail. Period. No chance. Ugh, now I'm just repeating what EVERYONE ELSE HAS SAID.
 
What's the point of trying when I know that I'm going to fail, or be undermined?
Because failure isn't absolute. You can fail and try again. You can learn from failure. This is one of the most important life lessons you can learn, that apparently over your 20 years of life you haven't even begun to grasp.

People undermine you because you undermine yourself. Do you get some kind of satisfaction in being a fuckup? I don't see how you can call yourself a perfectionist or be afraid of failure when, by default, you're one of the biggest failures there is. You writing a shitty story is more of a success than writing no story at all.

Do you understand that?
 
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