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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
This entire thread has made me more irritated than an entire life's worth of retail customers. Connor, stop being an argumentative ass and actually do something with your life. Stop making excuses, stop getting into arguments, just fucking go and do it. Not doing anything ever is infinatly worse than trying and failing, because as cheap as it sounds, at least trying is some modicum of effort.

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

That's it, I'm done. My rant is over. You win Connor, keep on trucking and doing nothing.
 
What's the point of trying when I know that I'm going to fail, or be undermined?
"He who dares, wins."
You're not going to achieve anything by fiddling your thumbs. Failing and trying again is so much better than not trying at all because at least you can learn from failure.

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?
It's called "courtesy".
 
Seriously. This is bullshit. I thought he was actually trying to improve himself in the time he hadn't been on here. My mistake.

It's easy to tell people who are trying to help you what they want to hear in the short term, harder to maintain it over time. Connor is a professional "Working On It"-er. He probably pulls the same shit with his parents on a daily basis.
 
Forgive my power-leveling, based mods & dear kiwis, but bear with me.

@Connor .

This morning, I worked. I do menial work, eight hours a week, at a psych facility.
The amount of time I can work at this facility is strictly limited because I also live there.
I.
LIVE.
IN.
A.
PSYCHIATRIC.
FACILITY.

YOU.
HAVE.
NO.
EXCUSE.
 
So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?
Guess what? Having any kind of interpersonal relationship means sometimes you do have to discuss something that you don't particularly care about. Same goes for the other person.

You do it because you care.

I feel terrible for you "friend". Clearly they deserve better than you.
 
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