حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

 

[Coster]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

Darn.

 

[Null]

I live in a psychiatric facility.

You think that's bad, I run one !!

* Null slaps @Coster's knee.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

Come back when you get your meds adjusted, kiddo.

 

[Locksnap]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

So are you going to commit suicide, go on a killing spree or jerk off to Mollys bellybutton? I can't tell.

 

[applecat]

You could've just written a fucking resume.

 

[Dalish]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

You're not gonna get sympathy here, dude. Go find somewhere else where you'll get validated by other exceptional individuals.

 

[Arkangel]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

 

[BatNapalm]

So are you going to commit suicide, go on a killing spree or jerk off to Mollys bellybutton? I can't tell.

Oh I think you can.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Modicum of effort, my ass.

@Connor, are you getting angry because we won't eat up your bullshit the way you want us to?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You think that's bad, I run one !!

* Null slaps @Coster's knee.

Good thing my roommate just went to take her meds, because my cackling just now would have scared the shit out of her.

 

[Shiala]

To be honest, right now Connor's blase attitude towards completing his resume has really annoyed me.

After receiving terrible news regarding my company last week, I had to completely redo my resume as I will be out looking for a new job soon. Like most people, I hate job searching. And I get so nervous about an interview I have walked away from an interview as I stood outside a company's door. But despite all that I managed to land a job.

So I'm just going to mirror most people here and say, if I can do it, you can too, Connor.

 

[Uzumaki]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

Temper tantrums only work with mommy, kiddo.

Edit: You can disagree all you like, Connor, it's not going to make the tantrum any more effective on us.

 

[lolwut]

You know what? I have everybody. I hate myself. I hate this fucking world. I don't see how I'm expected to live in it. I don't see how I'm supposed to deal with idiots, scumbags, and assholes without blowing their brains out.

Nobody's expecting you to. There is literally nothing keeping you from killing yourself or others. That said, it's making the choice not to that shows the tenacity and perseverance required to exist in society and function as a human being. People who start "blowing [peoples'] brains out" have failed at the most basic level of being human. You are failing, but have not yet. Turn back and you may yet find happiness...Just not here. Staying here whining won't do you any good.

 

[John Titor]

You've been here for years, just what the hell do you want from us?

 

[Locksnap]

Connor, we can see you rating posts. How about you actually address what someone says to you for once instead of going off on self-pitying tangents?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You're not gonna get sympathy here, dude. Go find somewhere else where you'll get validated by other exceptional individuals.

You've seen @Smutley 's posts, right? Even people at WrongPlanet are sick of his shit.

 

[Connor Bible]

if I can do it, you can too, Connor.

I call bullshit.

 

[Coster]

I call bullshit.

You've managed to alienate probably the last people willing to help you, I just want to make you aware of that.

 

[Shiala]

Connor, we can see you rating posts. How about you actually address what someone says to you for once instead of going off on self-pitying tangents?

The self-pity tangents do not work but darn it, he'll keep doing it anyway. If only to fulfill his own desire to make himself look more miserable.