But would he actually hustle to get new lodgings or would he hunker down in his fantastical horsecrap and beg for someone to take him in/stop the banks/do all the legwork while he prays for the merge? A reality check like that is slowly becoming extremely optimistic.
I think he'd stick with his insane crap as long as he's permitted to. As long as someone else steps in to give him money or help him find a place to live, he'll keep insisting on the merge.
That's it, really. I think there'll always be an outlet for him to avoid all forms of responsibility. Which is really quite astounding when you think about it.
We all know that he wouldn't survive the streets and noone wants him to end there. On the other hand, Kacey and the Matthew really tried to bring that to his attention and Null tried to help him to prevent that form happening. If he now all of a sudden runs to the church again and starts with the CPU shit again as soon as he is safe, wich we too know will happen, there is nothing at all he will learn.
He won't learn. They'll set him up in an apartment, probably with autopay for the rent and utilities, and he'll just live miserable and in poverty and getting fucked with for the rest of his life.
Holy fuck then we might get something interesting if he blows his tugboat on toys and sends his bank account into the red once rent gets deducted
He could always live in the attic of the church and help them out by ringing the bells in the morning. Then, he could fall in love with a new gal-pal who was nice to him and ... you all know the rest.
If the church was at all smart (and I'm not saying they are), they would set things up so all of the auto pays were donie literally minutes after the tugboat clears.
Just like reality, minus the attic and doing any work.
Can you imagine Chris walking around like he's at 14BC, burping, scratching, and farting up the pews in a tiny moomoo? Then, replacing Jesus' image with Magi-Chan and claiming to be the high priestess and first lady of the church.
All while wearing a unicorn horn headband
I thought he eschewed the church because he's now a "goddess." If he hasn't participated there in ages, and is engaging in blasphemy, are they really going to do anything? Maybe it depends if Barb is still going there?
They're a church - they'll help a retard in a dire situation out.
This:
They know he's a retard and it's "not his fault". At least Rocky does. She'd be more likely to shush him for his own good than to let him be turned away.
And she also signed off on Chris's "community service" for either the Snyder hit'n'run and/or the Gamestop pepper spray incident, which saved him from sweating in the sun for even a couple of hours and thus ensured that he learned nothing.
Rocky confirmed for SJW. No consequences for the poor little tards! Oppression... or some shit.
