Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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  • End of July, 2019 [X]

  • End of Summer, 2019 [X]

  • End of year, 2019 [X]

  • End of June, 2020 [X]

  • End of year, 2020 [X]

  • End of year, 2021 [X]

  • By US Midterms, 2022

  • Birth of a Hater Nation: Mumkey lives forever out of spite


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Respect man Im a channel with 100 subscribers it's a passion project i wouldn't put 3 weeks of my life rotating around a d list celeb for what some grab for views? I could just sit and be making minecraft videos and probably get more views I just have been lurking this whole situation writing and gathering information and I think its relevant to this I think if I make something that can grab his attention then it might shake him up because he literally got cucked by a kid sad
One of the site rules is not to tell your plans when it comes to a cow. The whole point is to laugh at them and archive shit. Not shill your video.
 
Heavily Influenced by Content creators I look upto but again this


Respect man Im a channel with 100 subscribers it's a passion project i wouldn't put 3 weeks of my life rotating around a d list celeb for what some grab for views? I could just sit and be making minecraft videos and probably get more views I just have been lurking this whole situation writing and gathering information and I think its relevant to this I think if I make something that can grab his attention then it might shake him up because he literally got cucked by a kid sad
Do Minecraft videos instead.
 
One week now of radio silence from Mumkey.
Part of me feels like Josh’s stream might’ve really made a bigger impact than we‘d expect. If not towards Tyler, maybe one of his close friends or a family member that decided enough was enough.

That, or maybe some shit’s going down soon. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
 
Part of me feels like Josh’s stream might’ve really made a bigger impact than we‘d expect. If not towards Tyler, maybe one of his close friends or a family member that decided enough was enough.

That, or maybe some shit’s going down soon. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

I feel like Patchy or Liu would've said something if he an hero'd, but maybe he's finally realizing that he fucked up. Or he checked himself into the loony bin.
 
Surely he has enough dignity not to kill himself over this
You'd be surprised what people will an hero over, To put things in perspective he's socially stunted and maintains a kind of incel world view where his self worth is based upon his sexual prowess. That's contributed to his current fucked up situation where he is now suck with a furry pedo in the hope he will never be alone. Secondly the guy's internet presence will likely make it difficult to get a real job when Youtube and patreon finally dry up so hes fucked on a financial front if he cant manage to get his shit together and start winning back fans.

The sad thing is he could fix all this but I really doubt he wants to, as for dignity, well I think that went out the window as soon as he proposed to a furry pedo who is likely using him for shelter.
 
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Fellow lolcow Digibro on the Mumkey Situation.
That was a much more interesting perspective than I expected. And it's a sentiment I can echo as well, having gone through the trials and tribulations endured with antidepressants. It's not that antidepressants are really the issue, it's more the specific medication that is to blame, and there is the prospect of medication actually helping him down the road.

In my experience, therapy and having that history of your mental health on record can help your psychiatrist determine if a given medication is right for you. However, you need to speak up about it, or it'll make the process all the more difficult. As talking with your doctor is very fucking important. Like, this is a scenario where being a passive bitch will make your recovery practically speaking, insurmountable.
 
Im a channel with 100 subscribers it's a passion project i wouldn't put 3 weeks of my life rotating around a d list celeb for what some grab for views?
Yes, yes we would think that.

Now, from personal experience, I’ve seen you hype this video both on this thread AND on the Mumkey drama Discord server and the only question I have is: why? Why would you hype this up as if you were a notable figure, such as Null, Meatman, or even fucking FNGR? You’re a nobody at the moment, so why not cut your loss and just share it when you complete it? It would make you seem like less of an attention whore.
 
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Yes, yes we would think that.

Now, from personal experience, I’ve seen you hype this video both on this thread AND on the Mumkey drama Discord server and the only question I have is: why? Why would you hype this up of you weren’t a notable figure, such as Null, Meatman, or even fucking FNGR. You’re a nobody at the moment, so why not cut your loss and just share it when you complete it? It would make you seem like less of an attention whore.

Because he is some autistic retard nobody that actually believes people here care about what he thinks / has to say. Big brain play.
 
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Has anyone seen him post on discord or stream since he uploaded his Breaking Bad video and disappeared off Twitter?
I might be a bit late to this but Liu has said that Mumkey is taking a brake from the internet (judging on how his internet cohorts are acting on twitter I think it's more than just not posting anything but a full on cutting himself away from the internet.)
Additionally during the Q and A that liu did on discord when at one point she was preforming her 'loli' voice appon request we heard a knock at her door and afterwards I think she muted and deafened herself so I think it was most likely mumkey knocking her door asking her what she was doing.
Also as an aside, she said that mumkey has been editing a video he's been working on that he plans on uploading soon-ish whether this will be another hour long vlog explaining why he's gone AFK or an actual video which he has been working on prior to everything blowing up the meat man video.
There might've been more information that was disclosed that I didn't hear because they switch to the ten man voice channel after two English spergs just joined in shouting at her calling her paedophile.
 
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WARNING - Fuck-load worth of analysis coming in. I tried to find the other post where they analyse his Patreon and SocialBlade stats but couldn't see it (unless it was in Null's video or I am getting confused with other threads).

graphtreon.com/creator/mumkey
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This shows a decline essentially from the moment he got banned from YouTube. He shot way up in January 19 after he got banned but those people didn't even really last for a few months. If we take May 2019 as being the start of the current events (start of the thread and when he admitted to cheating on Sheepover, although I can't find that specific video), we can see it holds steady for the month of May but when more details emerge (the person he cheated with was Liu the Cuck Queen who he planned to stay with) then he starts losing Patrons rapidly. The green in the graph indicates the amount of money lost, while orange is the number of Patrons then it is obvious he is losing more people who donate less ($1 Patrons like I used to be). 470 Patrons are bringing in $1,630 at an average of $3.47 per paypig. In June 2017 he had 243 Patrons giving $909 at an average of $3.74 per paypig. This year he has doubled the amount of people giving him money and is getting significantly more in overall Patronage.

Conclusion: He is doing better these days when he is embroiled in controversy, has mostly been producing low-effort content (Is it Kino?, Boomer vs Zoomer, Mailbags, Depression Chambers, and those videos addressing the controversy) vs a year ago when he was doing higher effort content (Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting, Wheel of Punishment, etc) while also giving us the previously mentioned "lower effort" content in addition to more creative and higher effort stuff.

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This one tells us a lot about the state of his Youtube: Generally, subscribers are up and continuing to increase. Video views are up, especially around the upload of "How I Broke Bad" which was uploaded on July 9th. There was a dip in subscribers on that same day, but the next day almost recovers it completely and by the 11th he has more than recovered. Either people unsubscribed to make a point and then later joined back or this attracted new interested parties. Probably a bit of both.

Earnings here are in Brit dollars because I love partially doxxing myself and forgot to change it before the screenshot, but for having the notoriety he has at the moment he really is getting nothing. For his daily average he is earning $1.25-$26.25 (converted from £1-£21) and over the last month he has earned $49.80-$801.82. Patreon is currently bringing in $1,630 which means he is earning $1,680-$2,430 per month from his Internet career. However please keep in mind there is no way (that I know of) to include things like Fiver requests (which he used to do back in the day), Twitch.tv donations and subscriptions, sale of merchandise (including very low-effort t-shirts and hoodies, plus the sale of his book which is both in physical copy and pdf, meaning some profit and pure profit).

(Side-note - if anyone knows how to get any of this data, specifically Twitch stats, then please let me know and I will include it. However I am not going to sit through hours of the lowest effort content possible just to count ice-creams or unicorns or whatever the fuck Twitch deals in).

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Different/longer look at views and subscribers - please keep in mind that Simian Jimmy used to be his Countdown to Suicide channel, easily the most unpopular of his three channels (at least I believe it was that channel - how it didn't get Susan-stomped like the other two is beyond my knowledge of YouTube).

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Per upload breakdown. The most noteworthy thing is that what broke the audiences was his How I Broke Bad video. However also note that the views and potential earnings for his most recent videos are way up. The only things that even come close in terms of views are his videos discussing his high school films but even these are 30k short of his most recent stuff with a longer time to generate views.

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Decided to add this in because if this was the only thing you saw of Mumkey Jones then you would be forgiven for thinking this is a fairly healthy channel. You would notice the earnings being quite shit but probably put that to one side, thinking he must get his digital dollars from another source.

If Mumkey was a minimum wage worker in Iowa, where he is from and where he lives currenly, he would earn at least $7.25 an hour. If he worked 40 hours a week for the whole 52 weeks of the year, his yearly wage would be $15,080. I don't live in the US so I don't know how vacations work, how much of that goes to taxes, etc. I barely understand that shit for my own job. Compare this to the $1,680-$2,430 per month figure he gets when we combine YouTube advertisement revenue and Patron paypig pennies then his yearly wage is $20,160-$29,160. He is doing significantly better than he would at a minimum wage job (the only other form of employment left for him after, well, all this shit). As said earlier, I don't know how to get data for Twitch subscribers/donations, merchandise, or any other external payments he might be getting. But he is doing okay.

Until you consider that he has told Liu not to do commissions any more and that she is "looking" for a normie job. This means that he is supporting them both, which includes doctor bills, pill bills, cat stuff, rent/house payments, electricity, Internet, and other stuff needed for two people to live. His family don't want to support him and she comes from a single parent family that lives in New York, so there is no financial support there. While I find it likely she is still doing commissions and receiving money from them, boosted perhaps by her involvement in all this, I don't think she would let Mumkey know about it - either just from being a straight up cunt who wants to have money to pay her little boys while having Mumkey cover her daily expenses or because she knows her refusal to stop this line of work would ruin his plan of making little Wendy Whore into Wendy Wife and may break the relationship.

So, is he better off than in a normie job? Yes. Would it be better if she also worked to contribute? Yes. Is she going to? Absolutely not. She will pretend to not be a deviant artist and that she is looking for work, but nothing will change her current mode of behaviour.

I made this post now as it is one week (plus one day) after he posted How I Broke Bad and around about a week since he went silent on Twitter (his most active social media account). I don't think these numbers will hold if he continues to ghost the audience in content (and I include Twitter shenanigans as content). With Patreon there will be a drop-off before the end of the month as people realise they are going to be charged and there is no way they are giving another cent to that fuck-up Tyler Millard who hasn't posted a video in over 2 weeks.

In summary, he is actually doing much better than he was a year ago (June 2018.) and the recent controversy hasn't affected him much, either financially or in terms of views and subscribers. His best time on Patreon was just after he got banned as people rallied in support, but this didn't last long. Lots of people have dropped off since he became enlightened but only in terms of being Patrons, his views are better than they have been in a long time for what I consider to be lower-effort content (instead of live action skits or creative videos, it is mostly podcasts, mailbags, talking over pre-recorded footage, or on camera rambling). His earnings from YouTube directly are dog-shit, however. He is also doing better than minimum wage work in Iowa, the only type of work he can get. However he is having to pay for everything for two people, which includes shit like doctors, pills, food, housing, pets, alcohol, illegal drugs, and other necessities - keeping in mind she is from a single parent family who lives in New York and his family have publically condemned his actions, it is all on him to keep it going.

Also, as I stated in the analysis, if anyone knows how to easily get stats for Twitch then I will add these in. Any criticisms or suggestions are welcome, this is my first time doing something like this (Su~suuugoi ne!)
 
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