Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Burning Fanatic]

Off topic, but I’ve been lurking this thread for like a month, and I’m not super knowledgeable on mumky lore.

Is FNGR that brony dude that went after metokur once in some autistic slap fight?

Yes. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anton...ason-fngr-fngr101-fornogr-fanon-frenzy.17932/

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Yes. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anton...ason-fngr-fngr101-fornogr-fanon-frenzy.17932/

Thank you!

 

[Takodachi]

It all retuns to nothing~
It all comes tumbling down
It all comes tumbling down
It all comes tumbling down

But on topic,
Would you say Liu caused all this, was the drop that spilled the glass or completely unrelated to Tyler's downfall?

 

[Watcher]

But on topic,
Would you say Liu caused all this, was the drop that spilled the glass or completely unrelated to Tyler's downfall?

It was inevitable Mumkey would've cheated on Sheepover. It was just a question of when. You don't spontaneously meet someone and decide to fuck them while your relationship is going good.

Liu did however rub salt into the wound by inspiring him to move closer to her and propose to her, it's not like she twisted his arm though.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

But on topic,
Would you say Liu caused all this, was the drop that spilled the glass or completely unrelated to Tyler's downfall?

It was inevitable Mumkey would've cheated on Sheepover. It was just a question of when. You don't spontaneously meet someone and decide to fuck them while your relationship is going good.

As someone who has followed Mumkey consistently from his Randy Stair video all the way to his time as Jungle Jimmy, it has always been apparent that he and Sheepover would eventually split. In his one “downfall survival guide,” he even implied that Sheep would leave him for Assbeater due to his ego and internet fame. In fact, in his “The Rise and Fall of Stupid Mario Bros.,” he claims that all “creative differences” and downfalls relate to a controversy with a woman in some way.

Of course, the breakup is so far removed from the issue at this point, it’s like trying to analyze how Franz Ferdinand could’ve died differently. Everything that has happened to Mumkey at this point was the result of his own actions and decisions AFTER the breakup.

TL;DR: Mumkey is an edgelord who carried out a self fulfilling destiny.

 

[A Logging Company]

It all retuns to nothing~
It all comes tumbling down
It all comes tumbling down
It all comes tumbling down

But on topic,
Would you say Liu caused all this, was the drop that spilled the glass or completely unrelated to Tyler's downfall?

From the sounds of it, Mumkey was on the hunt for strange and happened upon Liu. If he had found someone not as a batshit insane with a groomer history to shack up with, then this would have been just a breakup handled somewhat poorly. I think if it was not for Liu, this thread may have not been made in the first place.

Now supposedly there were other women who Mumkey had relationships with which raises questions. My guess is despite her looks, she is very manipulative (a lot of fetishes involve manipulating people), so she fooled Mumkey to thinking she was "special" or "the one." This made her standout from the autistic Asian broad.

Here is a hypothetical. Let's say Mumkey cheated on sheep and started a public relationship with autistic Asian girl, everything is the same except no 15 year old love triangle. This would mean Patchy and a lot of his associates would not have disowned him. The Meatman video would just come off as a butthurt fan trying too hard to moral fag, since what made it so compelling was Liu's back story. Now ask yourself with that in mind, would exist then?

 

[FaygoFagYo]

From the sounds of it, Mumkey was on the hunt for strange and happened upon Liu. If he had found someone not as a batshit insane with a groomer history to shack up with, then this would have been just a breakup handled somewhat poorly. I think if it was not for Liu, this thread may have not been made in the first place.

Now supposedly there were other women who Mumkey had relationships with which raises questions. My guess is despite her looks, she is very manipulative (a lot of fetishes involve manipulating people), so she fooled Mumkey to thinking she was "special" or "the one." This made her standout from the autistic Asian broad.

Here is a hypothetical. Let's say Mumkey cheated on sheep and started a public relationship with autistic Asian girl, everything is the same except no 15 year old love triangle. This would mean Patchy and a lot of his associates would not have disowned him. The Meatman video would just come off as a butthurt fan trying too hard to moral fag, since what made it so compelling was Liu's back story. Now ask yourself with that in mind, would exist then?

Yes and no. Mumkey wouldn’t have the chip of Liu or any of her exes/behaviors, but he would still pull a variant of his depression card. Remember: he claimed he cheated with the mind that he would be dead, so his creative downfall would still happen to some degree. Of course, we wouldn’t have Liu or Dylan, so the extent of the drama around it would have been reduced. Considering Mumkey wanted to burn as many bridges as possible, it only made sense to go with the slow burning Liu dumpster-fire over the short-fused Asian firecracker:

 

[TheDramaDiedALongTimeAgo]

Aaaaaand its gone (again)

 

[EdgyDumbfuck]

I really doubt it. He's tried cheating (mentally, emotionally, sexually) with other girls before, he did the same with one of my friends who is in the same fanbase as all of us.

From the sounds of it, Mumkey was on the hunt for strange and happened upon Liu. If he had found someone not as a batshit insane with a groomer history to shack up with, then this would have been just a breakup handled somewhat poorly. I think if it was not for Liu, this thread may have not been made in the first place.

Now supposedly there were other women who Mumkey had relationships with which raises questions. My guess is despite her looks, she is very manipulative (a lot of fetishes involve manipulating people), so she fooled Mumkey to thinking she was "special" or "the one." This made her standout from the autistic Asian broad.

Here is a hypothetical. Let's say Mumkey cheated on sheep and started a public relationship with autistic Asian girl, everything is the same except no 15 year old love triangle. This would mean Patchy and a lot of his associates would not have disowned him. The Meatman video would just come off as a butthurt fan trying too hard to moral fag, since what made it so compelling was Liu's back story. Now ask yourself with that in mind, would exist then?

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

From the sounds of it, Mumkey was on the hunt for strange and happened upon Liu. If he had found someone not as a batshit insane with a groomer history to shack up with, then this would have been just a breakup handled somewhat poorly. I think if it was not for Liu, this thread may have not been made in the first place.

Now supposedly there were other women who Mumkey had relationships with which raises questions. My guess is despite her looks, she is very manipulative (a lot of fetishes involve manipulating people), so she fooled Mumkey to thinking she was "special" or "the one." This made her standout from the autistic Asian broad.

Here is a hypothetical. Let's say Mumkey cheated on sheep and started a public relationship with autistic Asian girl, everything is the same except no 15 year old love triangle. This would mean Patchy and a lot of his associates would not have disowned him. The Meatman video would just come off as a butthurt fan trying too hard to moral fag, since what made it so compelling was Liu's back story. Now ask yourself with that in mind, would exist then?

Autistic Asian female sounds like my ideal lady, tell me where I can hit her up.

Absolutely though. While I don't think anyone willing to break up a long-term relationship by stealing one of the partners is going to be normal or at least morally justifiable, Liu is another step beyond. If she was SheepOver 2.0 we would probably have gotten used to her pretty quick, as would his family and friends. I don't even think you would have gotten all the "betrayals" by people close to Mumkey - even though this crowd were bound to try and fuck him over at some point, they seem the sort to try and strike when they are most assured of a victory.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on if you rank all the drama higher than a "normal", "stable" Mumkey) he went with the person who was the biggest contrast to his sheep-mommy-girlfriend. I don't mean looks, she is just an uglier version of Sheepover. I don't mean interests, she is an artist, although a much shittier one than Sheepover. But in terms of dependability, associated circles, how she spends her spare time, absolutely. Her attitude to and access to drugs, opposite of (what we know of) SheepOver.

That's why it is so baffling why he would throw in everything with this woman. Maybe she is the greatest manipulator ever, or she is just someone who cares very little and found someone in the right mental state to take advantage of. But even at that, I think if I started a relationship and everyone I knew was suddenly dropping me, telling me off for it, I would at least listen. Maybe he is just more mentally fragile than anybody realised and it was easy enough for someone to snake their way into his heart and soul.

 

[Paul Manafort]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

A Paradigm Shift
I'm making a brief return to the internet to make this important, lengthy post. I was going to record a 3rd life update vlog featuring all this information, but I think I'll come across as less crazy and doped up on prescription medication if I do this one in print.

HAVE I LOST IT?
No. I'm actually doing really, really well over here. I'm the healthiest I've been in over half a decade, both physically and mentally. I know my wild Doc Brown gesticulations and drunken stupor attitude in my most recent videos have convinced some people that I'm not well, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I've finally made the changes I needed to make in order to be healthy. I'm seeing doctors about my mental issues, and I'm taking a prescribed medication that balances my brain chemistry so that I'm not miserable every day. I'm not indulging in hardcore drugs or drinking everyday or any of the other bullshit people have assumed. I'm a healthy, happy person now rather than what the projected diagnoses from a hate mob of incels whose entire social lives begin and end on Discord might tell you.

Elliot Rodger's stepmother Soumaya, in a leaked email to Elliot that I featured in my Leak Week documentary, once gave him this piece of advice: "Happiness is a choice, not given." And I think she was absolutely right. For too long I've mistakenly left the power of my personal happiness in the hands of other people. I have relied on my sense of self worth to be determined by other people. But Soumaya is right. I can't let my happiness be given to me by other people. I need to forge a life for myself that I'm happy to live. And that's what I'm doing now.

RETIREMENT PARTY
This might seem crazy, but consider this post my official retirement from Mumkey Jones as a career. Making videos, podcasts, books, and other forms of entertainment are my passion. I really enjoy doing these things, and they make me happy. And for several years now I've been able to do my favorite hobby as a career, and it's been really great for the most part.

But I'm now realizing that the key to happiness, at least in my life, is reducing the power that other people have over me. And this whole "internet celebrity" business definitely creates an atmosphere where some (but definitely not all!) of my supporters feel as though they have power over me. Some of my supporters feel as though they're entitled to my time, friendship, attention, or a myriad of other things just because they give me two dollars per month. And because of this added pressure to make my supporters happy and satisfied, oftentimes to the detriment of my mental state, I am no longer enjoying my favorite hobby.

Thus, I'm going to return to making entertainment as a hobby, and I'm going to seek out my income elsewhere, be it a full time, part time, or seasonal job where I can ideally receive benefits like health insurance. Expecting to have a life long career in the YouTube business is foolish. I've been putting my life and happiness in the hands of a soulless, evil corporation, and I've somehow been surprised time and time again when they've mercilessly and needlessly crushed my hopes and dreams. I've allowed 14 year olds around the world to think they have power over me because they used their mom's credit card to give me two dollars. None of these things would be a problem or would hinder my ability to do what makes me happy if I returned to doing the internet as a hobby and relied on more traditional methods of earning my income.

This isn't to say I'm going to stop monetizing my videos or operating a Patreon. As some of you may know, money can be exchanged for goods and services, and if I can earn additional income from doing my favorite hobby, then I'm not going to stop doing so for no reason. That being said, none of you should feel obligated to support me on Patreon anymore unless you genuinely want to support the content I'm making. If for whatever reason you no longer want to support me as a person or the content I'm producing, then take away your patron pledge guilt free. I would even recommend you transfer your support from me to Asterios Kokkinos since he's been such a great friend to me and I really fucked him over as a business partner.

TL;DR: I'm gonna get a real job when I need to and keep making videos and podcasts and books at my leisure for fun because doing these things makes me happy.

SOCIAL MEDIA
You may have noticed I've been off of social media for the past week, and it's really been great. Many people have suggested that social media is the modern day cigarettes where billion dollar companies are making a massive profit, meanwhile the public has no idea what the health risks of this newfound addiction are because there hasn't been enough research into it.

I'll be perfectly frank: I have been much happier since deleting Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Discord from my phone. I no longer feel the obsessive need to constantly check feeds and messages and comments and updates. Honestly I don't give a single shit anymore about any of it. None of it holds power over me anymore. I'm just gonna live the happy life I've been living in the real world, and I'll post my creations online to the amusement of the people who still want to watch them and still want to support me.

Hundreds of people have reached out to me through these social media platforms to give me kind words of support or to make sure I'm doing well, and I definitely appreciate all of you from the bottom of my heart, but I'm done using these platforms on a regular basis. If something is urgent, you can try emailing me, but don't expect a reply, and especially not one in a timely fashion. I don't say these things to be rude, but rather perfectly honest. My life is happier off of these social media platforms, so I'm going to stop relying on them for validation and socialization.

IS IT KINO?
I fully intended on continuing to record episodes of the IS IT KINO podcast twice monthly, but a few days ago Erich informed me that he no longer wants to be associated with me (not that I can really blame him).

Florian wants to continue doing the show without him, but this one really hurt, and my heart just isn't in it anymore. But never say never. Could the show return as early as next week? Possibly. But my current mindset is that it's over, and I don't have any interest in resuming it.

BOOMER VS ZOOMER
I'm not going to put Asterios in the awkward position where he has to cancel our business partnership in order to protect his reputation, so I'll do it for him. I'm a better fan than friend, and I'm a better friend than business partner. Go listen to The Loudest Podcast instead, it's a great show and Siracha is a funnier comedian than me.

FINAL THOUGHTS
In the next few days I will update my Patreon pledge tiers to reflect these new changes. I don't think there will be a new Discord. I will still be offering patrons early access to new videos, their names in the credits of major videos, and maybe some other fun ideas. But obviously if any of these changes aren't to your liking, nobody is forcing you to stay pledged.

That's about it. I have created a life that I'm happy to live. I actually like the person I am for the first time in a long time. An important aspect of maturing into an adult is finally having the self confidence to be the man you want to be without fear of embarrassment, and I've finally reached that point. It doesn't matter what you all think of me anymore because none of you have power over me. I've apologized to the people who deserve an apology, and I've changed my ways for the better. I now treat everybody with the same kindness and respect that I would expect them to give me. If that troubles you, you're going to have to overcome this personal obstacle yourself, as I can't help you fix your own hatred, envy, or whatever other vice is restricting your happiness.

I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am. Give medication and therapy a try if you're unhappy. It worked for me.
See you all in the next video (and nowhere else online other than these Patreon updates, which are going to be Patreon exclusive from now on).
patreon.com/asterios

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Mumkey: I'm a healthy, happy person now rather than what the projected diagnoses from a hate mob of incels whose entire social lives begin and end on Discord might tell you.

Of course, it's not like there were clear signs of trouble, it was just that damn hate mob! And yeah, call them incels, because how dare they?

 

[BlueSmoke]

Damn, still can't resist taking stabs at his fanbase huh?

 

[Circular Tyrant]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

Neckrope soon.

Spoiler: image of the post

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[Nobunaga]

Damn, still can't resist taking stabs at his fanbase huh?

Hating directly on your fanbase instead of behind close doors is clear sign that hes not doing ok

 

[TheDramaDiedALongTimeAgo]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

For the most part it was right thing to do to stop doing the Mumkey thing and try and sort out the drug thing but the cheap shots at his fan base are still pointless
Also has something happened with Liu?
He didn’t mention her in the longer

 

[Purin Chan]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

Neckrope soon.

Spoiler: image of the post

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Edit: Ninja'd.

It looks like Mumkey couldn't take people telling him that Liu is going to end up being a negative influence on him anymore so he just decided to say "fuck it" and get a real job. Even if Mumkey has genuinely been feeling a lot better about himself more so than in the past decade in a half, (which is good for him) all of that will go down the drain real quick once Liu starts destroying his life and she starts getting in legal trouble for grooming minors.

 

[Maltninja]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

"I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am. Give medication and therapy a try if you're unhappy. It worked for me."

He's shilling for big pharma.

Rea!!y though, he's barely started drugs/therapy and it's the best thing ever. I'm assuming he's just enjoying the captive audience of a therapist, who hasn't asked any really awkward questions yet.

 

[KingQuartz]

No mention of SOTY in the patron post? that seems odd considering it's his biggest podcast.

I've been lurking for a while but did I miss some mention of it? It's the only thing of his I actually watch regularly now days

 

[I ain't having it]

Dsp wins again