Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Someone pointed out that her eyes are two different sizes and now I can’t unsee it. I try not to look at her face too much as she looks like a blob of fat with small beady features but now I hyper focus on those wonky ass eyes. The left one is like twice the size of the right, I know faces aren’t completely symmetrical but your eyes should be sisters not second cousins.
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You know when you look at a baby with microcephaly and you just feel sick because your ape brain knows it’s wrong and shudders? That’s the exact same feeling I get if I focus on her eyes. They’re lopsided and so.... I don’t know but it’s repulsive
 
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I found the exact website she used. There's a 25 Q one and a 50 Q one, and I'm not shocked that she was so fucking lazy that she just used the 25 Q one. It's not a legit IQ test, the questions are easy as fuck, and it's telling that a schizo piece of shit can beat her score on the first try. Don't have first hand experience with actual IQ testing, but I can compare it to mental screenings and those tests are much harder and far more in-depth. This is just for getting your cock sucked when you're too stupid to actually do anything of worth.

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I can read some of the text there, very congratulatory and listing all the great careers out there for our gorl. This really makes me wonder what that fluff text says when you get a low as fuck score
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I gotchu

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Think you can do better? Click the "restart" button ... lol IQ tests aren't vidya games

I'm assuming the tests are randomized or varied somewhat, right? Because if you can just click to see the answers to the questions...
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There's a pool of questions, but it doesn't seem like the answers actually change. It's a pretty shallow pool, I'd say that on each take through, its at least 75% the exact same questions. Not sure about the 50 Q one, I'm not that autistic.
 
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Okami Green said:
Wonder no longer. Also, now we know what Becky saw.
Take it for yourself if you'd like.
https://stanfordbinetiqtest.com/short-iq-test/
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IQ tests like that aren’t even that good. The most accurate IQ tests are administered by someone else that is trained in giving them, and are usually given to kids to test for needs. IQ tests are useful for kids with social or learning disabilities. They are also used for kids that are above average intelligence. Most people are part of the average 100. The problem with online IQ tests is that they aren’t as in-depth and you can take them over and over again to get a better score. Even so, IQ tests become less relevant the older you get because the real world doesn’t care about your IQ (unless you’re severely disadvantaged). Like everyone else said before, online IQ tests are crap and mean nothing. Also, if Al were as smart as she claims to be, she wouldn’t have eaten herself to 600 pounds. If I’m wrong and she does have an average to above average IQ, she’s done nothing to show for it.
 
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Somewhere on here is a slow motion GIF of her eyes moving in two different directions. She's looking to the side, then one eye looks forward, and it takes a second for the other one to catch up before it snaps into place.

If you find it, view at your own risk. If you watch it, you might die in a week.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Somewhere on here is a slow motion GIF of her eyes moving in two different directions. She's looking to the side, then one eye looks forward, and it takes a second for the other to catch up.

If you find it, view at your own risk. If you watch it, you might die in a week.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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We need to find that one and pin it in the health thread. I vaguely remember the one you are talking about though.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
IQ tests like that aren’t even that good. The most accurate IQ tests are administered by someone else that is trained in giving them, and are usually given to kids to test for needs. IQ tests are useful for kids with social or learning disabilities. They are also used for kids that are above average intelligence. Most people are part of the average 100. The problem with online IQ tests is that they aren’t as in-depth and you can take them over and over again to get a better score. Even so, IQ tests become less relevant the older you get because the real world doesn’t care about your IQ (unless you’re severely disadvantaged). Like everyone else said before, online IQ tests are crap and mean nothing. Also, if Al were as smart as she claims to be, she wouldn’t have eaten herself to 600 pounds. If I’m wrong and she does have an average to above average IQ, she’s done nothing to show for it.
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IQ tests also become obsolete because they are intended for developing minds. The testing pretty much boils down to a single fraction: Your ability at a certain age / Expected ability at a certain age.
They lose accuracy after the brain is fully developed at about 25 years old. A 25 year old with the intellect of a 30 year old is much less significant than a 10 year old with the intellect of a 15 year old.
 
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i think we've all heard by now about those studies suggesting that excess body fat is linked to cognitive impairment and even a physically smaller brain. Just imagine she'd be a FAWKING GENYUSS if only she could've put down the Big Reese's. Thanks a lot BECKY. Now our gorl's true and honest potential will never be realized.
 
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I don't know if this was post before but HAMBER just deleted her twitter account...... The medications are making their effect?

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In another hand on twitter are saying she post a video where is pushing and hitting one of the cats because the cat scratches her and that she pushes him away in a really rude way like happened in a video from the past with Rarity... and that because all the rage that she got for it was the reason she delete her account...

my question is: anyone saw and have the video???

also researching about why she deleted her account i found this pic took by someone to her in the street

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her butt is big AF is like she had cushions... and her fupa is getting more bigger and lower as well.... is no way she is 565 as she is ranting when this pic was taken n the 13th of July....

if this pic is old please let me know... whit her twitter account deleted is hard to understand some of the answers that they gave to her so that is why this post is sounding more autistic than ever...

UPDATE ABOUT HAMBERS PHOTO... I GOT MY ANSWER

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Yeah, that is from an Eric's video (not sure from when).
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Thank you @Billie Ross for enlightening me :) now all is taking some shape (not HAMBERS shape of course)
 
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angela_mariac said:
also researching about why she deleted her account i found this pic took by someone to her in the street

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her butt is big AF is like she had cushions... and her fupa is getting more bigger and lower as well.... is no way she is 565 as she is ranting when this pic was taken n the 13th of July....

if this pic is old please let me know... whit her twitter account deleted is hard to understand some of the answers that they gave to her so that is why this post is sounding more autistic than ever...
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Yeah, that is from an Eric's video (not sure from when).
 
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Fatguypewdiepie said:
Just saw her Snapchat rant. She mad boii. I believe we're at the end of this lolcows life. I give her one year max. Damn necky era sucked
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the most disturbing from all of this is that she lives round the corner from a funeral home....

at least for the rest of losers of that household is not going to be hard to take her there the day of her end...

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StrawberryDouche said:
Somewhere on here is a slow motion GIF of her eyes moving in two different directions. She's looking to the side, then one eye looks forward, and it takes a second for the other one to catch up before it snaps into place.

If you find it, view at your own risk. If you watch it, you might die in a week.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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You're a cunning little piece. You can avoid the curse by making a copy and showing it to someone else, like you've just done. I'm on to you.
 
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