حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Dalish]

No.

Then why the Hell bother coming back? You made it very clear, in your infinite wisdom, that you would rather die than come back here.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

I heaved the biggest stress-sigh just now.

 

[Connor Bible]

If you're not careful, I'm going to confiscate Eva and Klaus from you. Be forewarned.

Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

Hey, at least you're not Holden!

Speaking of which, Holden's very well-known for his misogyny. Considering that you've said some very misogynistic things in the past, what's your take on him?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that they'll be better with anyone else on this forum.

 

[Coster]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

Nah, it just means you're the fourth shittiest poster on the forums. Quite an accomplishment, that takes active effort!

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm gonna go on a limb and say that they'll be better with anyone else on this forum.

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

In what way(s) are you going to improve yourself, Connor?

Please list them for our enjoyment and provide details.

 

[Dalish]

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

Then go do it instead of posting here.

 

[Locksnap]

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

Willing, but you won't.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

improve

That's the key word, have to improve yourself first. that's not happening though is it?

 

[Coster]

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

Of which you are completely unable to.

 

[Connor Bible]

In what way(s) are you going to improve yourself, Connor?

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

It's not like you are doing anything worthwhile with them.

 

[Lurker]

I'm willing to improve RE myself.

So would that include throwing the entire manuscript into a fire?

Oh, who am I kidding. You don't even have a physical manuscript. Just. Just delete everything.

 

[Connor Bible]

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

 

[XH 502]

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

How do you plan on implementing these changes into your daily life?

 

[Treblinkachu]

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

Those aren't specifics, Connor. Those are promises. You have not demonstrated a change in your thinking. You are merely repeating the same lines you use whenever you return to a forum from which you have been ejected. You are even giving it to us in summary form instead of making any effort to appear as though you have thought about your bothersome behavior. I am offended by this, Connor, because it makes me feel like we are not worth your time.

Are we not worth your time, Connor?

Are you not worth your own time?

 

[Connor Bible]

How do you plan on implementing these changes into your daily life?

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

 

[Meowthkip]

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

We're being tsundere.