حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Lurker]

Why are you so cynical? I just don't understand it, but then again, I'm an eternal optimist at heart. I'd recommend you try it, I'm generally a happy person.

He's cynical and nihilistic because that makes him appear edgy and interesting when the reality is that he's a fucking loser.

 

[Dalish]

You know what failure is? It's life's way of telling you that you should just fucking give up.

 

[XH 502]

Then do one of two things:

1) Give up. Honestly, completely, give up. Don't try or make any attempt to improve yourself. Subscribe to the belief that your life is shit, you are shit, and nothing will change that. This means that any whining on the internet about it is as useless as screaming into the void because you have already made the decision to wither away into nothing.
2) Fucking fight. Struggle a long, hard, bloody fight. Because if you don't fight then you're just going to die in more ways than one. You will fuck up along the way, but we learn when we fuck up. We learn how to avoid fucking up in the future. The struggle is a bitch, but it's the only way out.

So make your choice, Connor, because you can't have both.

I see you disagreed with my post, Connor. Can you back up your opinion that what I'm saying is false with your own personal life experience?

 

[Connor Bible]

You might fail if you go out and try

I will fail.

 

[Lurker]

@Jackie Chin Yo, man, Connor just rated your inspirational Hercules video "Dumb".

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I will fail.

Alright, fine. Now what?

 

[Treblinkachu]

I will fail.

emo

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I will fail.

There's no "will" or "might." You have failed. And as long as you continue to make excuses, you will only know failure.

 

[Cosmos]

"I'm a failure! I'm going to fuck up no matter what I do!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy

 

[Coster]

"I'm a failure! I'm going to fuck up no matter what I do!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy

He rated this post disagree, even though all he's doing is saying he's a failure and refuses to try.

@Connor can you like pick a side or something this is chimpy lol

 

[Connor Bible]

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

@Connor, if you can't tell no one is putting up with your bullshit excuses anymore. Why do you even come back?

 

[Meowthkip]

I will fail.

So?

Everybody fails. Everybody fucks up. But you learn from your failures. That's the only way to git gud.

You wanna git gud, or git #rekt m8?

 

[Coster]

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

Haha, that ship has sailed. Find your own optimism, we really don't care anymore.

Guys, remember that time Connor was desperate for asspats and accolades? i.e. pretty much every time he posted?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Connor, if you really want you can sit in your parents' house throwing a tantrum like a fucking manbaby for the rest of your life about how everything's too hard, and how you'll never get to stick your thimble-sized dick into Molly Ringwald's bellybutton, for all I care, but you could at least stop posting here crying like a fucking child, because we're never going to tell you what you want to hear, and we're gonna keep making fun of you for it.

 

[Lurker]

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

 

[Connor Bible]

But you learn from your failures.

I haven't.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Jesus cunt-fucking Christ's chipmunk's bounty of bananas. Now I feel like a failure for ever actually believing in this sniveling little shit. I had hope for you, you know. A bunch of us did. But part of me still keeps hoping you'll see we were right one day.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

Stop using us to justify your laziness.

 

[Treblinkachu]

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

Absolutely none at all because you are pathetic. Either improve, commit suicide, or stop bothering us.