Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
Why? I already became a member without doing myself like the majority of you do on a regular basis.
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Cowlick said:
1] You are a very small part of my social life, & regardless, I would call none of you friends nor fans.

2] I am not going to change my profile pic ever, especially since it occurs to me that keeping one that affects some of you in this way may bring one or more of you to move toward having my thread (&/or others that include my posts) removed.

3] On a related note, as to the final sentence of your post, @TrippinKahlua , I do not at all believe this thread would be more likely to go away if I did anything you asked regarding my own membership (which I thought I'd already notified you all would end when it was agreed this thread would be removed &/or I knew it had been).
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I mean, I personally find your profile picture entertaining and in extreme cases orgasmic. Im a little hurt that you don't consider us friends though, it's pretty fucked up for you to lead us on by constantly talking to us.
 
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Cowlick said:
Nobody from a sheer mention, but the majority of members if I mention going somewhere, as many (including @Null) claim to be my "friend" &/or are proven fans, &/or simply like staring at my ass or those of other members,
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Did you know black people weren't the only slaves in America? They also enslaved crazy looking freaks like you.

And if your not gonna remove your stupid face, then I will see to it that you carry a leg of the Poohbah being made for Chris.

(And if you are too stupid, a Poohbah is basically a high figure being carried by four servants)

Remove your stupid face of become a Poohbah carrier.
 
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Cowlick said:
Nobody from a sheer mention, but the majority of members if I mention going somewhere, as many (including @Null) claim to be my "friend" &/or are proven fans, &/or simply like staring at my ass or those of other members,
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This is three sentences clumsily welded together with peanut butter and spam. It's a non sequitur from what you responded to- though, hey, you figured out how to hit reply again! For you that's an accomplishment- and it's honestly one of the worst "you're gay" insults I've seen in all my years, and that's saying quite a lot.

Anyways, feel free to continue fantasizing about how everyone here is gay and staring at your ass while you continue to insist upon having no homosexual thoughts at all. I'm sure one of these days it will work and those nasty thoughts will leave you alone finally.
 
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LoverofPi said:
This is three sentences clumsily welded together with peanut butter and spam. It's a non sequitur from what you responded to- though, hey, you figured out how to hit reply again! For you that's an accomplishment- and it's honestly one of the worst "you're gay" insults I've seen in all my years, and that's saying quite a lot.

Anyways, feel free to continue fantasizing about how everyone here is gay and staring at your ass while you continue to insist upon having no homosexual thoughts at all. I'm sure one of these days it will work and those nasty thoughts will leave you alone finally.
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Or he will do the Chris and trans-form into CPU Cowlick-heart
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Did you know black people weren't the only slaves in America? They also enslaved crazy looking freaks like you.

And if your not gonna remove your stupid face, then I will see to it that you carry a leg of the Poohbah being made for Chris.

(And if you are too stupid, a Poohbah is basically a high figure being carried by four servants)

Remove your stupid face of become a Poohbah carrier.
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1] I am neither crazy-looking nor a freak.

2] One of the italicized is correct & one is not. (Further info: The italicized word in your final sentence is correct, but there is a mistaken word in it.)

3] I don't care what a "Poobah" is (my spell-check says not a word), but am curious why the defining sentence never ends.

More reply &/or correction:

1] I don't "talk" to any of you ever, let alone constantly as claimed by that un-ended sentence.

2] I never have fantasies about anyone's ass, though I see this forum to be filled with those who are either asses or pains in the ass.

3] I never intentionally called anyone gay (though I also didn't deny they were, nor did I say there was anything wrong with the homosexuality of the majority of members here). Also, @LoverofPi , I never claimed I had "no homosexual thoughts at all", but so you don't make that false claim again, let me state the factual reality: I have never been the least bit homosexual. However, based mainly on the reading of posts in threads &/or profiles by many of you, I know some of you are varying degrees of homosexual, &/or have admitted to having homosexual thoughts &/or feelings regarding me (which I have never reciprocated & never will).

4] @flossman , I used to have that reaction to many of the sentences in your posts. However, I eventually both realized & decided that here, it is not expected (let alone required) for sentences to have endings, let alone points.
 
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@Trombonista , before I even knew I was mentioned on this site. Whether or not one is a freak is unable to be determined based solely upon their looks. As for whether or not I am crazy-looking, that seems to (in this case) be an opinion, which explains why those who clearly believe themselves (at least in large part) to be sane & intelligent would judge me to be neither. However, if the question/judgment was put to the majority of living, intelligent humans, the opposite would be proven undeniably true.
 
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Cowlick said:
@Trombonista , before I even knew I was mentioned on this site. Whether or not one is a freak is unable to be determined based solely upon their looks. As for whether or not I am crazy-looking, that seems to (in this case) be an opinion, which explains why those who clearly believe themselves (at least in large part) to be sane & intelligent would judge me to be neither. However, if the question/judgment was put to the majority of living, intelligent humans, the opposite would be proven undeniably true.
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That doesn't answer my question.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I am neither crazy-looking nor a freak.
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Lie. Evidence to prove you're lying is your profile pic, and the other pic of you floating around with your ugly face looking into the camera.

Cowlick said:
(Further info: The italicized word in your final sentence is correct, but there is a mistaken word in it.)
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You are a mistake.

Cowlick said:
3] I don't care what a "Poobah" is (my spell-check says not a word)
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Your spell checker saying it's not a word doesn't mean anything.

Cowlick said:
1] I don't "talk" to any of you ever, let alone constantly as claimed by that un-ended sentence.
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Then how do you explain the 500+ pages, and replying back to us outside of the thread?

Cowlick said:
3] I never intentionally called anyone gay (though I also didn't deny they were, nor did I say there was anything wrong with the homosexuality of the majority of members here). Also, @LoverofPi , I never claimed I had "no homosexual thoughts at all", but so you don't make that false claim again, let me state the factual reality: I have never been the least bit homosexual. However, based mainly on the reading of posts in threads &/or profiles by many of you, I know some of you are varying degrees of homosexual, &/or have admitted to having homosexual thoughts &/or feelings regarding me (which I have never reciprocated & never will).
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Ampersand abuse.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I am neither crazy-looking nor a freak.
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Incorrect on both counts.

2] One of the italicized is correct & one is not. (Further info: The italicized word in your final sentence is correct, but there is a mistaken word in it.)

3] I don't care what a "Poobah" is (my spell-check says not a word), but am curious why the defining sentence never ends.
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Teej, someone with your grammatical disabilities should not try and correct the simple typographical foibles of others. It further reveals you for the imbecile you are.

More reply &/or correction:

1] I don't "talk" to any of you ever, let alone constantly as claimed by that un-ended sentence.
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He said, talking to the people he claims he never talks to.

2] I never have fantasies about anyone's ass, though I see this forum to be filled with those who are either asses or pains in the ass.
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This is false, as you have time and again brought up the subject of people's posteriors or your own.

3] I never intentionally called anyone gay (though I also didn't deny they were, nor did I say there was anything wrong with the homosexuality of the majority of members here). Also, @LoverofPi , I never claimed I had "no homosexual thoughts at all", but so you don't make that false claim again, let me state the factual reality: I have never been the least bit homosexual. However, based mainly on the reading of posts in threads &/or profiles by many of you, I know some of you are varying degrees of homosexual, &/or have admitted to having homosexual thoughts &/or feelings regarding me (which I have never reciprocated & never will).
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Summarized "I have never called anyone gay, but a lot of you are gay." "I've never claimed I had no homosexual thoughts, but I am totally not gay" Also no one has admitted to having any homosexual thoughts about you. If you believe they have, the burden of proof is on you to show that. It's also interesting how much you feel the need to explicitly deny you have no homosexual thoughts and feelings right after accusing other people of having them.

4] @flossman , I used to have that reaction to many of the sentences in your posts. However, I eventually both realized & decided that here, it is not expected (let alone required) for sentences to have endings, let alone points.
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Well that explains why your posts are almost always utterly pointless.
 
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