You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

People who think they're too damn important to wait in line like the rest of us, so they cut to the front, sometimes even trying to hassle out the person that's already at the counter. It's always women that do this, and it's always either those snooty looking old church lady types, or fatass hood rat types.
 
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WinterMoonsLight said:
People who think they're too damn important to wait in line like the rest of us, so they cut to the front, sometimes even trying to hassle out the person that's already at the counter. It's always women that do this, and it's always either those snooty looking old church lady types, or fatass hood rat types.
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Cashiers can't even tell them to pound sand most of the time. It pretty much always becomes a "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" issue, and your manager then proceeds to shit on you for "wasting their time" with something you had no power to expedite in an appropriate fashion (i.e. telling the linejumper to get the fuck back in line)
 
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Sprig of Parsley said:
Cashiers can't even tell them to pound sand most of the time. It pretty much always becomes a "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" issue, and your manager then proceeds to shit on you for "wasting their time" with something you had no power to expedite in an appropriate fashion (i.e. telling the linejumper to get the fuck back in line)
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Truth. I dealt with that constantly when I worked retail. Management expected you to bend over backwards and let the customer ass rape you like you were Ned Beatty from Deliverance. Even just talking to a shitty customer in a cool, but curt voice would get your ass chewed out if they decided to REEEE about it, which customers will do for the most minor things.
 
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Commercials that put a filter over people in swimsuits because they're worried people will whack off to them. I'm looking at you Frito-Lay
 
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Offen Ded Tardreee said:
Wanting to buy regular men’s clothes to find out Walmart, Costco, Kohl’s and Target is geared towards 90% women, 5% kids, 4.99% gender bender, .01% of what little space is left for men! GOD DAMMIT ALL I WANT IS A COUPLE PAIRS OF FUCKING SHORTS THAT AREN'T GAY!
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But shorts are gay.
 
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I wanna play another FPS. I passed up on Wolfenstein II a while ago, it had half-off sales within the month of release, surely it's cheap now? And didn't it get a Switch port? That sounds good, I wanna play it on the terlet. Let's see...

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😡 For fuck's sake. I hate the Nintendo tax.

Offen Ded Tardreee said:
Wanting to buy regular men’s clothes to find out Walmart, Costco, Kohl’s and Target is geared towards 90% women, 5% kids, 4.99% gender bender, .01% of what little space is left for men! GOD DAMMIT ALL I WANT IS A COUPLE PAIRS OF FUCKING SHORTS THAT AREN'T GAY!
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For real, I have noticed that department stores have started having more emasculating clothing in the men's section lately. Pink shirts and shit. And I don't even live within a few hundred miles of a city I'd consider truly liberal.

But Costco's been alright for me, at least.
 
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Offen Ded Tardreee said:
Wanting to buy regular men’s clothes to find out Walmart, Costco, Kohl’s and Target is geared towards 90% women, 5% kids, 4.99% gender bender, .01% of what little space is left for men! GOD DAMMIT ALL I WANT IS A COUPLE PAIRS OF FUCKING SHORTS THAT AREN'T GAY!
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They don't make athletic shorts for men anymore. Faggots are so ashamed of their thighs that you basically either get women's shorts or breeches.
 
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I saw a guy the other day wearing 4 inch below the knee fitted jorts--or capris, I guess? I didn't like it.

Have you tried a sporting goods store? They sell clothes at the ones I've been to. Although going to a place called Dick's to buy clothes is a little gay.
 
People who litter. You fucking live here so why do you want to make it look like a shithole you fucking braindead fucknuggets?

Does it make you feel tough when you're walking up the road and you see yesterday's McNuggets box lying in the street and you turn to your buddy and say "hurr hurr, oy derrick mate, i'll fukkin tell u wot man, i ate that yesterday and then, right, get this this yeah? i fukkin threw the box in the road, 'ow fukkin 'ard am i?"
"Why the fuck would you do that when your house is literally 20 feet away?"
"BECAUSE I'M A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING THAT CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTHERED TO CARRY A PIECE OF CARDBOARD THAT WEIGHS PRACTICALLY NOTHING UNTIL I GET HOME".

Yeah, congrats, you fucking showed that flimsy piece of cardboard who's boss, and it wasn't even fucking you, it was the car that smushed it later, so now the whole world now thinks you're very powerful.

Jesus, I'm actually starting to feel rage and disgust just typing this, I wasn't expecting to ever get so worked up about something as meaningless as an internet forum post. God I hope Derrick's mate gets hit by a truck. I hope he uninstalls Minecraft first. Fucking piece of shit leaving plastic bags and broken beer bottles all over the street, you twat.
Bunny Tracks said:
Matches that don't light.
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I love it when that happens to other people though, it's hilarious watching them increasing frustrated and rubbing the match hard against the striker until it snaps. But if a match doesn't light for me in three strikes I throw it away and try another one.
 
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