Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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Hellfire said:
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~Chris~ 🛡️ 🏳️‍🌈🏴 on Twitter: "New haircut look plus hoodie. still…

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Nothing like embracing his inner pedo with that look.
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"I hate my body and my facial hair"

These are two very easy to control things. You shave, and you exercise and diet (since it's probably a weight thing). But these people never want to take care of themselves.
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Don't encourage BlobChump. He'll call you ableist and you'll never hear the end of it.
 
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Hellfire said:
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AnOminous said:
How does this motherfucker manage to look so completely fucking miserable in every single picture of him?
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Damn, while I’ve always been aware of his age as an abstract concept, in my head I’ve always sorta pictured him as a guy in his early 20’s. This really drives home the fact that this guy is a fucking sad old man who still behaves like a spergy teenager.
 
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Damn, while I’ve always been aware of his age as an abstract concept, in my head I’ve always sorta pictured him as a guy in his early 20’s. This really drives home the fact that this guy is a fucking sad old man who still behaves like a spergy teenager.
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Funny, he wants you to think he's a spergy teenager.
 
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That comb over.. How could anyone believe that Chris is in his 20s. How stupid would you have to be?
Proves to me that he's a catfish pedophile. A dumb one at that.
Also helps that he looks like one
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That comb over.. How could anyone believe that Chris is in his 20s. How stupid would you have to be?
Proves to me that he's a catfish pedophile. A dumb one at that.
Also helps that he looks like one
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Has Shirmpy ever smiled in a picture?
 
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Oh lord... he has a mario maker level out. I don't own the game otherwise I'd see what an abomination it is...
 
I kinda wish someone would gift him a copy of Fire Emblem Three Houses, just to see how it would trigger him. Eugenics is a joke among the community, this game has more gay options, it's strategy, and effectively it's putting him in a position where he may have to kill his students. It would be the perfect storm of Shrimping out.
 
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