Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Concerned Vagino-American]

You guys are cracked, this is definitely Amber. Who else would know all these intimate details?

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

So edgy, guize.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Rate me late if this has been posted but this came across my feed and I immediately thought of our gorl. She could make bank doing this!

ABC News on Twitter

“Cow cuddling is a thing and it costs $75 an hour. https://t.co/WAaws0JHCf”

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I’d rather the stinky cow than the Amberlynn nasty yeast, bacteria, and sweat smell (covered up with Bath & Body Works spray, ya’ll!).

 

[Turd Blossom]

So edgy, guize.

I don't think this is the kind of "spooky" Amber intended. It literally looks like her neck is rotting and sitting atop an asscrack, and her "cleavage" is growing mold.

Is this some kind of misguided attempt to pretend she's a victim and being painted as a villain by the haydurs for being "honest" about her journey? Or did she just see this filter and think she'd look super cyuuute?

Oh Amber, you're an enigma wrapped in a riddle sitting on a giant weird, moldy asscrack.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So edgy, guize.

Al and her cleavage shots. Is she trying to catfish someone again? I like the added detail of her squishing her cheek inward with her hand to give herself less of a moon face.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

There’s been some commentary that the only reason amber is popular on YouTube is because of her weight gain and while I can agree to that there has been commentary that if amber did lose the weight she would lose her channel and views. Recently, Cooney has gained weight and her views are as high as ever. If amber was to sincerely lose weight to you think she would stay relevant?

 

[ADHD]

There’s been some commentary that the only reason amber is popular on YouTube is because of her weight gain and while I can agree to that there has been commentary that if amber did lose the weight she would lose her channel and views. Recently, Cooney has gained weight and her views are as high as ever. If amber was to sincerely lose weight to you think she would stay relevant?

If Amber lost the weight, she'd just be a normal sized shitty person. She's got nothing going for her other than her trainwreck body - no hobbies, no talents, no life. If she lost the weight, what the hell would there be worth watching?

 

[Wyzzerd]

Al and her cleavage shots. Is she trying to catfish someone again? I like the added detail of her squishing her cheek inward with her hand to give herself less of a moon face.

I think she's been trying to catfish a new slave for awhile now, but it's a bit difficult to drag in fresh meat when you're over 600. Plus her "cleavage" is just repulsive, she has a rotting gunt hole, rancid teeth, toxic personality, more grease than hair, and a well documented history of lying. Nobody out there is that lonely to want her.

 

[ADHD]

I think she's been trying to catfish a new slave for awhile now, but it's a bit difficult to drag in fresh meat when you're over 600. Plus her "cleavage" is just repulsive, she has a rotting gunt hole, rancid teeth, toxic personality, more grease than hair, and a well documented history of lying. Nobody out there is that lonely to want her.

Want her, no. Want the benefits of her money, sure.

The best way for her to catfish would be to show off screencaps of her YouTube shekel deposits.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Want her, no. Want the benefits of her money, sure.

The best way for her to catfish would be to show off screencaps of her YouTube shekel deposits.

I hope she catfishes someone successfully trying this. The Becky era is so boring.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I think she's been trying to catfish a new slave for awhile now, but it's a bit difficult to drag in fresh meat when you're over 600. Plus her "cleavage" is just repulsive, she has a rotting gunt hole, rancid teeth, toxic personality, more grease than hair, and a well documented history of lying. Nobody out there is that lonely to want her.

"Rotting gunt hole" .
You sure know how to paint a picture with words, @Wyzzerd. I may never sleep again.

 

[FitBitch]

So edgy, guize.

Her head looks like a balloon propped up on a butt.

 

[Guardsman42]

It's pretty clear to me she shut down her social media to avoid every one and their dog calling her out over the doctor shit.

She made up seeing a Surgeon. She made up the entire diet plan...and then fails to even follow bitch basic google advice for weight loss.

I give her a week or two for when she thinks people will forget and she'll be back with some grandoise news.

If Amber lost the weight, she'd just be a normal sized shitty person. She's got nothing going for her other than her trainwreck body - no hobbies, no talents, no life. If she lost the weight, what the hell would there be worth watching?

I disagree. If she actually documented every fucking thing, she'd have alot of views.

She could go over what it's like to need skin removal surgery etc etc. But...she wouldn't, but we'd still be witness some one losing the weight outside of a reality TV show, and that would give her views, for a while.

 

[MissLosR]

I disagree. If she actually documented every fucking thing, she'd have alot of views.

She could go over what it's like to need skin removal surgery etc etc. But...she wouldn't, but we'd still be witness some one losing the weight outside of a reality TV show, and that would give her views, for a while.

I agree with this, if she lost the weight her audience would change dramatically, because she'd be confirmation that even an idiot who tried 39570476 diets and seemed to have nothing going for her could do it. ObeseToBeast has had the weight off for quite a while now, but still makes videos about when he was bigger, losing the weight, and his perspective on things given he started out at a different size. There's something encouraging knowing that not all slim fit people were magically born that way, especially given how obese some Western countries are, Amber even getting down to 200lb would be encouraging to some. She'd also be able to make money off of weight loss sponsors and claim ~~magic diet tea~~ totally melted the fat, ya'll. People desperate to lose weight will look up to anyone if they think it means they can too.

 

[Twinkie]

welp too bad she's never going to lose weight.

 

[cat on acid]

I don't understand why people were even subscribed to her in the first place. WE'RE supposed to be thankful for HER anyways.. absolute and utter bullshit. All we've done for her is help, and here she is. She has come to the end of the line. Her arm in Eric's video is fucking disgusting, bumpy, has a yellow tint just like her fucking face. Unhealed bruises... She has rotted from the inside out. Cheers to amberlynn's death soon. Should have listened to us haydurs.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't understand why people were even subscribed to her in the first place. WE'RE supposed to be thankful for HER anyways.. absolute and utter bullshit. All we've done for her is help, and here she is. She has come to the end of the line. Her arm in Eric's video is fucking disgusting, bumpy, has a yellow tint just like her fucking face. Unhealed bruises... She has rotted from the inside out. Cheers to amberlynn's death soon. Should have listened to us haydurs. View attachment 851504

ME MAED GRUMPY DUMPIESSS

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

I don't understand why people were even subscribed to her in the first place. WE'RE supposed to be thankful for HER anyways.. absolute and utter bullshit. All we've done for her is help, and here she is. She has come to the end of the line. Her arm in Eric's video is fucking disgusting, bumpy, has a yellow tint just like her fucking face. Unhealed bruises... She has rotted from the inside out. Cheers to amberlynn's death soon. Should have listened to us haydurs. View attachment 851504

God, she looks so fucking MISERABLE inside of that body. She can say whatever she wants about it, but nothing will convince me that she is in any way comfortable.

I don’t get why you wouldn’t lose the weight when you’re at the point that putting your arms by your sides is impossible. Duck waddle.

 

[Okami Green]

I don't understand why people were even subscribed to her in the first place. WE'RE supposed to be thankful for HER anyways.. absolute and utter bullshit. All we've done for her is help, and here she is. She has come to the end of the line. Her arm in Eric's video is fucking disgusting, bumpy, has a yellow tint just like her fucking face. Unhealed bruises... She has rotted from the inside out. Cheers to amberlynn's death soon. Should have listened to us haydurs. View attachment 851504

I never noticed just how slouched her shoulders have become, that's got to be killing her back. If the rot doesn't kill her, arthritis is going to immobilize her even further until the rot makes its way to the rest of her.

 

[Teresa77]

Just curious (and I'm NOT saying for anyone to do this) but could psych doctors be called on AL a la Eugenia Cooney?