Ok guys, I found out the TRUTH about Marian here.
So, I had to decode some things, but his nicely twisted story about my life was the key. So here it goes. Bare with me, it's a doozy.
Macie: I was raped by a horrible man who literally sent his wife to the hospital and would threaten to take the kids and run, never letting her see them again. He also raped 5 other girls besides me. He was not a nice man.
Holden: Macie was never raped, she accused that man because her and the wife teamed up to put a good man in jail.
This means that when Holden says:
"I had a schitzo slut over and we banged (sometime in Dec-Jan), and now she's preggers"
It ACTUALLY means:
"I had sex once with a girl, I lasted 22 seconds, she laughed at me. I have not had sex since BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE GIRLS' FAULTS!! And I tell people I get sex sometimes because all I have is my hand and my pillow.. and that vacuum over there... and sometimes, when I'm super flexible, I can ALMOST suck my own dick. It's the closest thing I'll ever have to a real woman. I wish I were dead. RAPE-APES!"