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samovski said:
Does anyone know if he pays for his emotes or if they're donated? I know what I think but I'm curious if there are any scruples in him about his business or if he's just as dead on that front as he is on the inside.
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The overwhelming majority are made and donated by Popsicolo, one of his mods.

Salubrious said:
What even is the point of the "Total Tips" anymore?
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To point to and sullenly talk about "low contributions" so that dipshits will immediately throw some tips his way.
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
That is true and they are very low effort he just draws over some other emote.
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Well I can't blame him for tracing over other emotes if he knows that Phil will never pay for them and they'll most likely be thrown away with little to no warning. It's still stupid that he wastes his time doing it but I guess even he knows no one else would accept his lazy trace-overs.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
This is how you know for sure Phil is a cultureless, passionless swine. Doesn't understand the significance of going to the fucking moon, the wonder of humanity since man first looked up and saw it. Entire civilizations and religions built around moon symbolism, scientific advancement based around understanding the moon, but whatever dood there was nothing there when we actually got there so it was a waste of time. Fuck off already.
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To DSP, everything is pointless unless that person is getting money and spending it on lots of food and shiny trinkets and the newest gadgets.
 
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According to DSPArchive on Twitter, Phil admitted that he doesn't know how to ride a bike. The reasoning was that he lived in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to get beaten up for it. Good to know he was always a cowardly, no-fun recluse. What kid didn't ride their bike around the neighborhood with their friends? I mean seriously, what kid thinks this way? Either his parents instilled the fear in him or he was too stupid to learn and came up with the safety excuse to justify it. Either way, Phil is one of the most sheltered, out of touch people in existence. A truly strange creature.
 
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Not that surprised he's never rode a bike. His physique is of someone who has never done any form of exercise in their entire life.

But if he has, I imagine he threw a tantrum and rage quit the first time he tried to ride without training wheels.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
According to DSPArchive on Twitter, Phil admitted that he doesn't know how to ride a bike. The reasoning was that he lived in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to get beaten up for it. Good to know he was always a cowardly, no-fun recluse.
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Welp, this almost definitely means he has no fucking clue how to swim either.

I hope that's an Ask the King question, soon.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
Welp, this almost definitely means he has no fucking clue how to swim either.

I hope that's an Ask the King question, soon.
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"Overall, the survey finds that more than half of all Americans (54 percent) either can't swim or don't have all of the basic swimming skills."

"...6 percent of Americans don’t know how to ride a bike
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In the Northeast, 12 percent of Americans said they didn’t know how to ride a bike..."

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout Gameplay Feb. 7, 2019 pt2, the tweet misses that he gives a swimming tutorial. (Swimming with the King?) Also, people float with the water at waist level.

 
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Noob-Noob said:
Welp, this almost definitely means he has no fucking clue how to swim either.
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When asked if he could swim he said he's tried it a few times and he's sure he could figure it out. Also "people float".

Can't swim. Can't ride a bike. Can't drive a car or acquire food on his own. Can still waddle and spend money online though. So in essence he's marooned himself on MahAwfis Island through sheer lack of will and appears to be near physically incapable of self-reliance when it comes to transporting himself anywhere he needs to be on planet earth. And I thought aliens got around a bit more than this.
 
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First he didn't learn how to swim, now he never learned how to ride a bike. :stress:
I don't know what to do with this information other than I heard from his mouth that he has swam, even in the ocean.

Did no one catch that part that he has retcon another thing in his life that he has swam? It was very recent, like the past two days. Dude I can't be this crazy. Imagine living with this man hearing this; You would go fucking nuts.
 
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JMR said:
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Some numbers:

"Overall, the survey finds that more than half of all Americans (54 percent) either can't swim or don't have all of the basic swimming skills."

"...6 percent of Americans don’t know how to ride a bike
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In the Northeast, 12 percent of Americans said they didn’t know how to ride a bike..."

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout Gameplay Feb. 7, 2019 pt2, the tweet misses that he gives a swimming tutorial. (Swimming with the King?) Also, people float with the water at waist level.

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"People float at waist level"
Phil is saying that in any body of water human legs are so buoyant that they will cause you to sink in no deeper than your belly-button.
This would mean the swimming stroke called 'treading water' is completely unnecessary.
It's like he's never even seen people in water deeper than 3 feet before.
Reminds me of that party he was at just filming everyone having fun in the pool but Phil didn't get in at all.
 
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