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Shits on the Space Race saying it was useless because all that was found on the moon was dirt. Then tries to sound like an intellectual right after by saying you should look it up if you don't know what the Space Race was because it is very interesting. :stress:
What? Is it useless to climb Mt. Everest since all that's there is snow and rocks? Is it pointless to explore the ocean since there's just water and fish down there?

Human beings flew a rocket ship through space and landed on the moon. I think that was kind of a big deal.

Not as big of a deal as inventing the term "playthrough" or getting 4th place at evo I guess.
 
Shits on the Space Race saying it was useless because all that was found on the moon was dirt. Then tries to sound like an intellectual right after by saying you should look it up if you don't know what the Space Race was because it is very interesting. :stress:
This is how you know for sure Phil is a cultureless, passionless swine. Doesn't understand the significance of going to the fucking moon, the wonder of humanity since man first looked up and saw it. Entire civilizations and religions built around moon symbolism, scientific advancement based around understanding the moon, but whatever dood there was nothing there when we actually got there so it was a waste of time. Fuck off already.
 
This is how you know for sure Phil is a cultureless, passionless swine. Doesn't understand the significance of going to the fucking moon, the wonder of humanity since man first looked up and saw it. Entire civilizations and religions built around moon symbolism, scientific advancement based around understanding the moon, but whatever dood there was nothing there when we actually got there so it was a waste of time. Fuck off already.

Not just the significance, but think of all the things humans invented and how far technology advanced BECAUSE there was a need for it during the space race.

 
You can do a lot of shit before Pig bans you so long as you don't stomp on his ego too much. It's this reason why his remaining pig cult do that Orky style Money War to see who's the new Bottom Bitch.
 
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"It's got nothing to do with me, duhuh." This dude has "self-aware" written all over his face with a permanent marker.
Never change Phil. Never change.

He received a $10 pity-donation after this btw.

Almost as if the donations are linked to entertainment, no entertainment, no donations. Or pity in his case, because as we all know, it's strangers who should pay your taxes, not you.

How does he not understand is the much better question. He's been streaming for years, "entertaining" for 10. Still no idea what constitutes effort. It's his total obliviousness that makes me think about weird things. Do you think he makes the same excuses to Kat?

"I didn't cum Phil"

"it's got nothing to do with me dood, I can't control that".

Ah, the mysteries of life.
 
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$28 + $11 = $37

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Do you think he makes the same excuses to Kat?

"I didn't cum Phil"

"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct!

I'm HOLDING BACK but couldn't block so it lagged and came out by accident, nothing I can do doooood"

*SnooooooooRT*

" now put on your saddle and go get my gin bottle from under the smelly love seat and then fuck off to Jim will ya"
 
This cluck Hyped up Ultimate Alliance 3 for weeks, even hyped up the crappy new emotes for it. Beat the game in 2 streams, and of course, bashed the fuck outta the game for being on the switch because of technical difficulties. All you Paypigs got played really hard🤣🤣 He wont even do the side content, Thanks for the free game ya losers. And all you dummies who subscribed for the emotes, hoped 2 days of using them was worth it, cause by Monday they gone.

Does anyone know if he pays for his emotes or if they're donated? I know what I think but I'm curious if there are any scruples in him about his business or if he's just as dead on that front as he is on the inside.
 
cause by Monday they gone.
Incredibly doubtful.
Phil retired this abomination of an emote:
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not too long ago, and it's been a while since his christmas breakdown. I get what you're trying to say though. Unless someone comes up with a design and gives it to him for free, these emotes won't go anywhere.

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Does anyone know if he pays for his emotes or if they're donated?

This is just me providing an educated guess, but he doesn't want to release merch unless somebody comes up with designs for it, and conveniently emails them to him. He made it sound like he's not paying anyone for these on multiple occasions too. I'd think this applies to his emotes as well.
 
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What even is the point of the "Total Tips" anymore?

Back in the GTA3 replay, the "Total Tips" was at least a goal of $200. Now, DSP completely missed the point of having a goal, because when someone asked him what the fans get for hitting the goal, he outright stated that the goal was "for him to pay bills" and he refused to do anything special if they hit the goal.

Now though, it's there just to be there.

Does anyone know if he pays for his emotes or if they're donated? I know what I think but I'm curious if there are any scruples in him about his business or if he's just as dead on that front as he is on the inside.

I can't prove it for fact, but I'm almost certain they are fan donated. DSP "doesn't have money for games dood"; you think he's going to pay someone on fiverr $60 to make 6 emotes for him?
 
This is just me providing an educated guess, but he doesn't want to release merch unless somebody comes up with designs for it, and conveniently emails them to him. He made it sound like he's not paying anyone for these on multiple occasions too. I'd think this applies to his emotes as well.
I can't prove it for fact, but I'm almost certain they are fan donated. DSP "doesn't have money for games dood"; you think he's going to pay someone on fiverr $60 to make 6 emotes for him?
Of course he doesn't pay for them. This is Phil we're talking about.

Yeah I assumed as much. For some reason a little part of me was hoping he had someone on his forum making them for him and throwing him some money every so often. I'm not surprised he took the route I assumed. Once a thieving scumbag...
 
Yeah I assumed as much. For some reason a little part of me was hoping he had someone on his forum making them for him and throwing him some money every so often. I'm not surprised he took the route I assumed. Once a thieving scumbag...
He can't pay anyone he has no money dood!

What's for dinner Phil? Veal parmesan with Italian sauce?
 
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