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Unfortunately for Amber, Kiwi Farms won't forget.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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How’s it unfortunate for Amber though? KF has no influence on her, good or bad, whether we call her out on her bullshit amongst ourselves or not. The best we can hope for is to trigger a binge when she comes a-lurkin’.
It’s more unfortunate for us that we remember
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for better or worse, the Farms never forget
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The last couple videos, with AL quitting the doctor's plan, then restarting WW yet again, finally made me realize she doesn't want to lose weight. I was on team "she wants to lose weight but is a stupid, entitled bitch that thinks it should happen without effort." Now I realize she's just trolling.
I think she definitely wanted to lose weight at one point. I think she would still love to be that skinny ledgend. But even she realizes it's too late. It has penetrated that thick, dull brain of hers that it would take ackstual work and change to lose weight, effort and responsibility! And she has said, fuck it, I'd rather die.
She has painted herself in a corner. She needs those sheckles. She couldn't get a real job even if she wanted to. She won't cut the weight loss act because she knows that's what people want. She just hopes one of her other "interesting" subjects will catch on, and the weight loss situation will fade into the background.
I think she definitely wanted to lose weight at one point. I think she would still love to be that skinny ledgend. But even she realizes it's too late. It has penetrated that thick, dull brain of hers that it would take ackstual work and change to lose weight, effort and responsibility! And she has said, fuck it, I'd rather die.
She has painted herself in a corner. She needs those sheckles. She couldn't get a real job even if she wanted to. She won't cut the weight loss act because she knows that's what people want. She just hopes one of her other "interesting" subjects will catch on, and the weight loss situation will fade into the background.
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I genuinely believe that the entire concept of "weight loss" is an absolutely abstract construct to ALR.
She cannot even grasp or understand it. It is beyond her capacity.
It's all words.
She cannot even grasp or understand it. It is beyond her capacity.
It's all words.
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Becky looked so much better with the short butch haircut with side swept bangs than this overgrown mess
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ALR "Never gives up, boo boo!" because she never tries in the first place. She's never fucking ashamed of herself. She pats herself on the shelf ass for every pathetic, bare-minimum little non-thing. A normal person would be goddamn ashamed that they could only waddle for 2 minutes to a tree. Amber is actually PROUD OF HERSELF for this shit. The only time people really change is when they become so aghast at themselves, that they can't stand being the way they are and fucking change.
Her constant self-congratulating is sickening and it's like....half of what is stopping her from succeeding.
Her constant self-congratulating is sickening and it's like....half of what is stopping her from succeeding.
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She just keeps moving the goalposts closer to herself. None of the 'micro-goals' she set in her journal for this attempt are going to actually benefit her, aside from the weigh-ins, and only if she is honest with herself (x). ALR patting herself on the back (metaphorically of course, we all know those flab cannons aren't able to bend that far back) is detrimental to all of the goals she has for herself, and it's why she gains weight even when she's on diets.
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She's already told us her goals, and to her, that's just as good as actually accomplishing them. If Amber really wanted to succeed at something, she'd just do it and tell people about it after she'd done it.
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“See?! People DO support me!!! I accidentally deleted a VERY important message so fuck you haters because I’m LOVED!”
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LOL! I know it may not mean anything in the long run, but seeing those red numbers warms my cold dead heart. Mostly because you can bet AL’s narc ass is freaking out about it, no matter the lack of financial impact.
3,130 lost in two and a half days. Time for a Burger King run, Amber.
3,130 lost in two and a half days. Time for a Burger King run, Amber.
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It doesn’t matter much if people unsubscribe if people continue to watch her. It’s so bizarre to me that people are even still watching her or giving her any of their time anyways. (Yet here I am on her fucking threads.) Nothing anyone says to her matters to her in the slightest because she’s a shut-in hermit and she has no comprehension of the fact that people are actually trying to help her because they aren’t people to her, they’re names on a screen. When you read what people say instead of hearing and seeing the person in front of you it must be easy to just disagree and completely disregard what their saying. The only people she interacts with on a daily basis are the most simple minded sheep I’ve ever seen and she’s only barely smarter than them; just smart enough to manipulate them without too much effort and I’m sure they make her feel incredibly smart, deep, hard-working and allow her to play the role of a “traumatized, mentally ill, bullied, misunderstood” person.
They’re all pathetic. Every single one of them. There is absolutely no point to any of their lives. Even Ricky, people give him credit for going to work and for that I give him a soft golf clap for taking at least one adult responsibility, but even being married to Eric shows that he’s not much better.
Being lazy is so easy and that house is only occupied by some of the biggest underachievers that have graced the Internet. Actual wastes of space. Especially Amber, but she can’t admit that to herself so she’ll take up as much space as possible. If she wants to eat herself to death to make her feel better about her completely pointless, sad, unexciting life then eat your heart out gorl. Tell yourself whatever you want to think about yourself if it helps you sleep at night. No one gives a shit anymore.
They’re all pathetic. Every single one of them. There is absolutely no point to any of their lives. Even Ricky, people give him credit for going to work and for that I give him a soft golf clap for taking at least one adult responsibility, but even being married to Eric shows that he’s not much better.
Being lazy is so easy and that house is only occupied by some of the biggest underachievers that have graced the Internet. Actual wastes of space. Especially Amber, but she can’t admit that to herself so she’ll take up as much space as possible. If she wants to eat herself to death to make her feel better about her completely pointless, sad, unexciting life then eat your heart out gorl. Tell yourself whatever you want to think about yourself if it helps you sleep at night. No one gives a shit anymore.
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Was looking through my IG and happened to notice this, which piqued my interest:
So I took a little peek. It's mostly before/after pics, success stories and "inspirational" quotes.
You just know Amber, all cock-sure and trusting her gunt with her new "plan of agenda", already sees herself on this page inspireeen the shit out of everyone.
It's like this Insta page was created with our gorl in mind!
So I took a little peek. It's mostly before/after pics, success stories and "inspirational" quotes.
You just know Amber, all cock-sure and trusting her gunt with her new "plan of agenda", already sees herself on this page inspireeen the shit out of everyone.
It's like this Insta page was created with our gorl in mind!
~ Know This ~
You can disregard an expert's wisdom,
Give up on plans without even trying,
You can start WW and quit the next day,
Your belly button can be bleeding & rotting,
But you can create a new "DAY ONE"
-with a new starting weight-
Each Morning!
You can disregard an expert's wisdom,
Give up on plans without even trying,
You can start WW and quit the next day,
Your belly button can be bleeding & rotting,
But you can create a new "DAY ONE"
-with a new starting weight-
Each Morning!
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thanks for clarifying!
I think Ricky gets so much applause because compared to everyone else in that bloody house he's the messiah come again but in reality, he's just a normal bloke. (if a bit backwards, but it's Kentucky). it's somewhat amusing to see Amber so delusional with herself, she thinks her small goals- waddling for two minutes is a good thing, perhaps for someone recovering from surgery or trauma and going through physio it is but honey boo boo your over six hundred pounds, there is no way you hit the '560' and just stagnated for months! you're well over 40 fucking stone.
you should weigh roughly between 7-9 st at your size (126 pounds at the higher end) you should weigh 13 times less than the heart of a fucking blue whale
but in reality YOUR THE WHALE
(Was watching sherlock last night)
I think Ricky gets so much applause because compared to everyone else in that bloody house he's the messiah come again but in reality, he's just a normal bloke. (if a bit backwards, but it's Kentucky). it's somewhat amusing to see Amber so delusional with herself, she thinks her small goals- waddling for two minutes is a good thing, perhaps for someone recovering from surgery or trauma and going through physio it is but honey boo boo your over six hundred pounds, there is no way you hit the '560' and just stagnated for months! you're well over 40 fucking stone.
you should weigh roughly between 7-9 st at your size (126 pounds at the higher end) you should weigh 13 times less than the heart of a fucking blue whale
but in reality YOUR THE WHALE
(Was watching sherlock last night)
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Tfw you find out your girlfriend is starting yet another round of WW and your leisurely coloring time is going to be eaten up by endless runs to McDonald's for 3-point ice cream cones and endless Nuggies.
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Amber likes to kind of paint this picture that she has an “oops” moment and maybe eats another slice of pizza and that’s why she’s so big. If she could just not have that extra slice of cake then she could manage her weight! But I mean, give her a break we all slip up sometimes and take a second helping right? uwu.
If she isn’t going to diet I’d wish she at least show the grim reality that her eating isn’t an “oops I had another slice of cake” it’s a fucking massive amount of food she’s having to shovel in on the daily. Like, she has to work pretty hard to keep gaining at 600 pounds. It’s likely nonstop eating with little to no mobility to hit those caloric goals. It’s hard work to eat that much and I have no doubt that amber has an eating disorder. Not many people could maintain that weight even if they tried. You literally have to dedicate your day to none stop eating.
Which is why I find it extremely amusing when she likes to paint her diets as “lol oops I had a little too much to eat. But ya know how that is. Diets are hard, right guys?”
No, amber. Very few people know what it’s like to experience the absolute gluttony that is your life.
Fucking Amy and Tammy Slaton are 2 or 3 hundred pounds smaller than you.
Chantal Marie is like 2 or 3 hundred pounds less than you.
Literally everybody on the fat acceptance thread who have made their entire identities about being fatasses and glorifying food and eating with reckless abdonment are hundreds of pounds smaller than you.
And this isn’t particularly a dear amber letter. It’s just that sometimes I even forget how massive you are and how much gluttony goes into being that massive. So I just wanted to amuse myself and put it in perspective. Lord knows how Becky or the rest of them witness such nonsense. And then have the nerve to criticize the doctors plan. You truly are in a league or your own.
If she isn’t going to diet I’d wish she at least show the grim reality that her eating isn’t an “oops I had another slice of cake” it’s a fucking massive amount of food she’s having to shovel in on the daily. Like, she has to work pretty hard to keep gaining at 600 pounds. It’s likely nonstop eating with little to no mobility to hit those caloric goals. It’s hard work to eat that much and I have no doubt that amber has an eating disorder. Not many people could maintain that weight even if they tried. You literally have to dedicate your day to none stop eating.
Which is why I find it extremely amusing when she likes to paint her diets as “lol oops I had a little too much to eat. But ya know how that is. Diets are hard, right guys?”
No, amber. Very few people know what it’s like to experience the absolute gluttony that is your life.
Fucking Amy and Tammy Slaton are 2 or 3 hundred pounds smaller than you.
Chantal Marie is like 2 or 3 hundred pounds less than you.
Literally everybody on the fat acceptance thread who have made their entire identities about being fatasses and glorifying food and eating with reckless abdonment are hundreds of pounds smaller than you.
And this isn’t particularly a dear amber letter. It’s just that sometimes I even forget how massive you are and how much gluttony goes into being that massive. So I just wanted to amuse myself and put it in perspective. Lord knows how Becky or the rest of them witness such nonsense. And then have the nerve to criticize the doctors plan. You truly are in a league or your own.
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Oh gorls, we all know what the outcome of this interaction will be .. "I do WW for me, I know what works, your plan won't work for me .. " so why bother (even though we all doubt anyone actually reached out)
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No amount of pushing can hide that triple chin, Amber.
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Late cos life, but oooo miss, I know the answer, miss, ooo ooo oooooo...
Along with all the other stuff you splendid gorls have identified - our gorl is, like many selfish, greedy people a real stinge when it comes to paying out money that isn't specifically for her own immediate wants (see: "she spends money like it's goeeeen out of staaaahl" when Necky dared buy herself a candle or some such trinket) and she'll resent paying out for the car at all. Tight as a gnat's chaff, she is - there's another aspect. Both SUV's and vans are higher off the ground...
Doesn't sound like a big deal but she's a short-arse too. Not usually a biggie as there are steps/running boards, but you need a small degree of agility to use them. Big Albert can't see her feet, she can't put her legs together (well, her thighs are always together but her feet haven't been able to even smell each other for at least a decade) and there is no way she can do the necessary sidestep manoeuvre in any safe way - her centre of gravity would already be in the next county when it should be over the foot on the step. Every descent would have very high chance of ending up in a big ole splat and Big Al making a messy and very deep impression on Kentucky. The only thing missing would be the mass dinosaur extinction afterwards, tho landing on Erk would be a start.
However, I would pay to see her try. For science, you understand.
Edit: @Whatthefuck That'll learn me to read further down the page, won't it? I just saw your comment re: sliding in and out and will go sit in Spastics' Corner, but would our dainty princess be willing to sit on the floor of a van? Well, until it fell through and she was just squelched on the road.
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