Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Fibonacci said:
I didn't even know she was still alive. I figured she would've been nukkaked to death by now. But nope. And now you can get her nudes for $40 a month on Patreon as part of her ongoing efforts to prove that Jesus is NOT a cockblocker. https://www.patreon.com/GabrielleChana

Click to expand...
Wanna bet all the money goes to her trolls?:c
 
  • Like
Reactions: Step Away From The Melon
"JESUS TOLD ME THAT IF I WASN'T ON SERAQUIL WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME IS THE CANDIDA AURIS WOULD TAKE OVER MY ENTIRE NERVIOUS SYSTEM AND I WOULD TURN FEEE-RAL. I WOULD BE CRAWLING AROUND ON ALL FOURS IN MY APARTMENT, AND MY OBSESSION WOULD BE TO CIRCUMSIZE MEN. IF ANYONE CAME INTO MY APARTMENT, I WOULD LATCH ON TO THEIR PENIS WITH MY MOUTH AND CIRCUMSIZE THEM."
Click to expand...
 
  • Winner
  • Horrifying
Reactions: ICraveDeath, Pocket Dragoon and Useless Magost Berry
I remember laughing at Gail way back in the day but never delved into her in depth. After rediscovering her via Jim the other day I came here and read the entire thread. I'm not going to lie, I have a morbid curiosity about this damn dildo video now. If it was a sexual thing I would just watch any other fucked up elderly porn where an old lady jams something crazy up her snizz but something about this kinda crazy attempting to jam Pooty Poots disembodied hog leg is oddly fascinating to me. Oh well, I'm 100% buying a book from her for my girlfriend who is a writer as she will laugh her ass off and for us to read passages to friends over drinks.

Sorry for not bringing anything new to a dead thread, just wanted to share some thoughts after taking this trip down memory lane.
 
  • Agree
  • TMI
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY! and Useless Magost Berry
Here are a couple of my personal Gail favorites:



The second one is a trailer for a movie she made that was basically about the same events detailed in the “audiobooks” Metokur covered. She actually made the movie, I can’t remember if it’s on YouTube or if it was on OneTrue but it was a doozy.

Edit: You should be able to watch it here https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BygVmxxTPn_6SzJraURrWkhiQ2c/view
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: ICraveDeath, BOLDYSPICY!, Coin Ops and 1 other person
TaterFarmer said:
Jim's fanbase didn't work out very well for Terry Davis. After Jim's video, he went homeless and 18mo later was dead of suicide.
Click to expand...

Granted Terry’s mental health was on a downward spiral even before that but all the fucking idoiots that wanted to do the girlfriend shenanigans didn’t help of course. Jims fanbase is cancerous however, talked about it earlier in the jim thread on how they got that danythepanda guy to shutdown his channel and just dissapear. Gail doesn’t seem to be at the same level of unstability as terry is however.

(again not blaming one guy for the actions of other that’s retarded but the attention can certainly be argued wasn’t really too positive in the long run)
 
  • Like
Reactions: ExceptionallyExceptional and Ellesse_warrior
Knojkamarangasan_#4 said:
Granted Terry’s mental health was on a downward spiral even before that but all the fucking idoiots that wanted to do the girlfriend shenanigans didn’t help of course. Jims fanbase is cancerous however, talked about it earlier in the jim thread on how they got that danythepanda guy to shutdown his channel and just dissapear. Gail doesn’t seem to be at the same level of unstability as terry is however.

(again not blaming one guy for the actions of other that’s exceptional but the attention can certainly be argued wasn’t really too positive in the long run)
Click to expand...
I'm being optimistic here but after reading this thread Gail's trolls seem oddly protective of her so at least they might look out for her in their own way. That being said I think you're giving the sweety squad a bit too much credit, from the looks of the Jim thread and his chat they're probably mostly just teenagers trying to be edgy shitposters.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
I'm being optimistic here but after reading this thread Gail's trolls seem oddly protective of her so at least they might look out for her in their own way. That being said I think you're giving the sweety squad a bit too much credit, from the looks of the Jim thread and his chat they're probably mostly just teenagers trying to be edgy shitposters.
Click to expand...
Terry had long term "friends" who were like Gail's trolls. They were a source of connection and protective of him. He was on his meds and stable. After the vid, he's suddenly off his meds and homeless and has "new friends" who have taken over his paypal and his facebook accounts to "help him out" because laughing at the mentally ill isn't enough when you can rip off the people who are trying to help him too.
 
  • Dumb
  • Like
Reactions: Scotsman, JuanButNotForgotten and Ellesse_warrior
Ellesse_warrior said:
I'm being optimistic here but after reading this thread Gail's trolls seem oddly protective of her so at least they might look out for her in their own way. That being said I think you're giving the sweety squad a bit too much credit, from the looks of the Jim thread and his chat they're probably mostly just teenagers trying to be edgy shitposters.
Click to expand...

They're very protective of who they allow to have access to her, but it's by no means purely altruistic. They have a very specific narrative they have crafted for Gail which allows them to manipulate her to do basically whatever they want, including as we speak, manipulating her to sell nudes on Patreon (and, until I'm shown evidence to the contrary, I am forced to assume some, if not all, of that money goes into their pockets) and they are primarily worried of others getting that kind of influence over Gail and themselves losing influence. They want to keep her functional enough, and exclusive enough, for them to milk, basically. Any perceived altruism beyond that is likely mistaken.

While it's true that severely restricting access to Gail does prevent people with even shittier intentions from getting into her head, it also prevents her from getting help beyond what her trolls allow her/convince her to get or from breaking away from their influence. In practice, it's a bunch of mostly unfunny tards trying to hold onto their monopoly on who a profoundly schizophrenic woman thinks is the voice of God, so that they can pimp her out for Patreon shekels.

Her trolls are basically The Idea Guys for someone far more mentally ill than even Chris, and Gail's story has been extremely controversial on lolcow boards for years now and they've gotten chased off of several for the creepy shit they pull. I'm not going to white knight, but I will say I'm not really a fan of their work for the same reason I wasn't a fan of The Idea Guys.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: ICraveDeath, Osyth Osyth, Man vs persistent rat and 5 others
Knojkamarangasan_#4 said:
(again not blaming one guy for the actions of other that’s exceptional but the attention can certainly be argued wasn’t really too positive in the long run)
Click to expand...

I am. He's already wreaked havoc in one life by being a lazy idiot who saw fit to pull out a two year old article (at the time he made the video) as red meat for the entertainment of his crew of retards, some of whom saw him as an easy mark for fake paypal and facebook accounts.

He's also highlight at least two other schizophrenics using years old material as if it was new. One woman, he claimed to be a rampant SJW when, in fact she was severely ill and had been helped two years prior and everyone who hadn't been in diapers or the bottom of a booze bottle at the time already knew her story. The other woman, even his retards went "yeah, she seems mentally ill" and she was not funny in the least. Jim knows that his fanboys are children and drunks who have nothing better to do with their life than go out and try to get ass pats from their Lord and Savior Medicare by badgering his targets. He's even avoided targets saying as much.
 
  • Disagree
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Scotsman, Shaved Kiwis, Benis Fugger and 4 others
TaterFarmer said:
Jim's fanbase didn't work out very well for Terry Davis. After Jim's video, he went homeless and 18mo later was dead of suicide.
Click to expand...
Blaming it on him or his fans is as autistic as blaming it on this site. I've never seen people here or in comment section under his video wishing harm to Terry.

TaterFarmer said:
Terry had long term "friends" who were like Gail's trolls. They were a source of connection and protective of him. He was on his meds and stable. After the vid, he's suddenly off his meds and homeless and has "new friends" who have taken over his paypal and his facebook accounts to "help him out" because laughing at the mentally ill isn't enough when you can rip off the people who are trying to help him too.
Click to expand...
Yeah, it's not like people were fucking with him before the video by pretending to be Linus Torvalds or catfishing him. I love how if you just read this thread from the start, the same shit has been said about trolls of Gail. "That's bad!" - "She would be crazy anyway" - "Eh, maybe".


Edit: Nevermind, I see now, that you are a sperg.
 
  • Like
  • Disagree
  • Agree
Reactions: Scotsman, Knojkamarangasan_#4, Ellesse_warrior and 1 other person
JuanButNotForgotten said:
Blaming it on him or his fans is as autistic as blaming it on this site. I've never seen people here or in comment section under his video wishing harm to Terry.


Yeah, it's not like people were fucking with him before the video by pretending to be Linus Torvalds or catfishing him. I love how if you just read this thread from the start, the same shit has been said about trolls of Gail. "That's bad!" - "She would be crazy anyway" - "Eh, maybe".


Edit: Nevermind, I see now, that you are a sperg.
Click to expand...

She would be crazy anyway. Her trolls didn’t feed her all the Brent Spiner rape delusions, that’s shit she came up with back in the 90s. Her “marriage list”, “brain to brain sex”, was all her too. She’s pretty good at being ridiculous all on her own.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: marganagram, Captain Manning, Jack Awful and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back