Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Jump cut to morning in bed and complaining about having a hangover. She drank more than she normally does and had shots.
In a nutshell her day consisted of: losing time, eating steamy hot food, explanation of her mental health status and getting drunk. Way to go, Sarah-Jean. Keep up the good work.
Some of these cows and drinking need to really add "functional alcholism" to their dx lists. Maybe I am crazy or just don't understand the ~CI struggle~, but I couldn't imagine having a day where my heart was doing weird stuff and I was so exhausted I couldn't go up the stairs and then taking shots and getting blasted.
 
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Some of these cows and drinking need to really add "functional alcholism" to their dx lists. Maybe I am crazy or just don't understand the ~CI struggle~
, but I couldn't imagine having a day where my heart was doing weird stuff and I was so exhausted I couldn't go up the stairs and then taking shots and getting blasted.

If they actually had any of the problems they claim to or took any of the fucking million medications they're prescribed in addition to alcohol, we wouldn't have this thread. They would have all died.
 
Found a gay furry munchie avatar maker on Picrew. It's really boring. They've spent more time on pride flags and disability buttons than anything else!

They have a HOH one but not a Deaf one it seems. Funny. Also, system referring to DID? I think that’s the term used nowadays but I’m never sure.
 
They have a HOH one but not a Deaf one it seems. Funny. Also, system referring to DID? I think that’s the term used nowadays but I’m never sure.

Is "deaf" one of those words we're supposed to not use anymore because someone got a bug up their butt about it?
I was recently informed that we are no longer allowed to use "crippled" as in "the bad weather crippled ticket sales" because that is now offensive. Eggshell life, man.
 
She looks really pleased that her ovarian cyst ruptured. I've never experienced such a thing, but I feel like the standard issue response might be the fetal position. Or at least not taking a cheerful selfie.
A ruptured ovarian cyst can hurt like a mother fucker. It actually does feel like your ovary exploded, so yeah, fetal position would be a more normal response. That said, it only really hurts when the cyst explodes and maybe for a short time after. It's not like it hurts for hours on end, and the pain would be gone before she'd even get to the hospital. As others have already said, unless she had an ultrasound before and after that confirms ovarian cyst exploding, there's no way to confirm that's what it is. Hell, ovarian cysts that burst when you get you get your period are super common, and most people don't even know they had one and just attribute the pain to cramps. But that's not speshul enough for Munchie Muncherson.
 
Jonzie got an ESA. At least it's not a "service dog."

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Is "deaf" one of those words we're supposed to not use anymore because someone got a bug up their butt about it?
I was recently informed that we are no longer allowed to use "crippled" as in "the bad weather crippled ticket sales" because that is now offensive. Eggshell life, man.
Idk. I’ll always use Deaf because it’s medically what I am, so seeing one that acknowledges some hearing loss is better than none at all I guess, but it seems weird to mention 1 aspect of that spectrum and not the rest of it. It’s not called the hard of hearing spectrum, it’s the deafness spectrum. Also it’s the Deaf community, so. Maybe people are just sensitive. Generally actual Deaf prefer it over terms like hearing impaired, and the only people I’ve seen say we shouldn’t use it are hearing people who think they’re rescuing all of us from the horrors of inappropriate language.

Jonzie got an ESA. At least it's not a "service dog."

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It’s a cute cat. I hope she doesn’t screw it up even more with her crazy.
 
Idk. I’ll always use Deaf because it’s medically what I am, so seeing one that acknowledges some hearing loss is better than none at all I guess, but it seems weird to mention 1 aspect of that spectrum and not the rest of it. It’s not called the hard of hearing spectrum, it’s the deafness spectrum. Also it’s the Deaf community, so. Maybe people are just sensitive. Generally actual Deaf prefer it over terms like hearing impaired, and the only people I’ve seen say we shouldn’t use it are hearing people who think they’re rescuing all of us from the horrors of inappropriate language.

That's generally how this goes. The people screeching the loudest are either virtue signaling to look like the great savior or they're people who "identify as _____." It's the same way it's not cranky old lesbians and queens demanding that "queer" be adopted by homosexuals; it's the 20 year old pansexual genderfluid aromantic snowflakes. Actual Lesbians tend to prefer lesbian because it doesn't offer any ambiguity. It means you're exclusively sexually attracted to biological females, no penis, no ladydick, not ever, not happening. Considering everything as part of a spectrum allows people who do not belong in a community to force their way inside and then speak for everyone (in that example, heterosexual women who aren't totally opposed to one day dating a woman therefore they think they're "queer" and heterosexual men who identify as lesbians because clown world).

Say I have mild hearing loss, not even bad enough that it's truly noticeable but, idk, say I play an orchestral instrument and I can never tell when I'm flat because I can't hear my own instrument over the crowd (i don't, this is all hypothetical, just trying to think up an extremely limited circumstance under which mild hearing loss might be pertinent lol). I can then say I'm hard of hearing and part of that spectrum and try to identify into the deaf community even though I'm perfectly fine in 99.99999% of situations, I can't sign, etc. And then as part of this community my voice must be heard, even if my concerns are radically different than someone who is actually deaf.

In short: identity politics is fucking stupid and gatekeeping is a good thing.

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That's generally how this goes. The people screeching the loudest are either virtue signaling to look like the great savior or they're people who "identify as _____." It's the same way it's not cranky old lesbians and queens demanding that "queer" be adopted by homosexuals; it's the 20 year old pansexual genderfluid aromantic snowflakes. Actual Lesbians tend to prefer lesbian because it doesn't offer any ambiguity. It means you're exclusively sexually attracted to biological females, no penis, no ladydick, not ever, not happening. Considering everything as part of a spectrum allows people who do not belong in a community to force their way inside and then speak for everyone (in that example, heterosexual women who aren't totally opposed to one day dating a woman therefore they think they're "queer" and heterosexual men who identify as lesbians because clown world).

Say I have mild hearing loss, not even bad enough that it's truly noticeable but, idk, say I play an orchestral instrument and I can never tell when I'm flat because I can't hear my own instrument over the crowd (i don't, this is all hypothetical, just trying to think up an extremely limited circumstance under which mild hearing loss might be pertinent lol). I can then say I'm hard of hearing and part of that spectrum and try to identify into the deaf community even though I'm perfectly fine in 99.99999% of situations, I can't sign, etc. And then as part of this community my voice must be heard, even if my concerns are radically different than someone who is actually deaf.

In short: identity politics is fucking stupid and gatekeeping is a good thing.

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But, don’t you see? If we had gatekeepers, especially in the CI communitaaayyy, we would be missing out on all these beautiful HEFFERS!
 
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Sarah-Jean posted this number, complete with a one-word caption (just "Hello 🌻 ") along with THIRTY hashtags relating to chronic illness. My personal favorites are #ServiceDog and #ServiceDogHandler. None of the spoonie hashtags actually apply to her, but she isn't even putting on a show to wear the service dog hashtags.

The picture itself would be fine if she didn't use a kiddie print "tubie clip" (according to a comment) to hold up her IV line. She's 30 hashtags and one clip away from a regular old unmunchie instagram photo.
 
Oh lord, the "Deaf community" is toxic as hell. They were even like this long before Tumblr was a thing. I've never seen a people so convinced that their disability isn't a disability, they even go as far as to teach children in deaf schools that it's 100% BETTER to be deaf than hearing.

I recall a rather milky cow from the Deaf community being talked about in the personal Lolcows thread.
 
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Sarah-Jean posted this number, complete with a one-word caption (just "Hello 🌻 ") along with THIRTY hashtags relating to chronic illness. My personal favorites are #ServiceDog and #ServiceDogHandler. None of the spoonie hashtags actually apply to her, but she isn't even putting on a show to wear the service dog hashtags.

The picture itself would be fine if she didn't use a kiddie print "tubie clip" (according to a comment) to hold up her IV line. She's 30 hashtags and one clip away from a regular old unmunchie instagram photo.
She uses the same hashtags no matter what she posts. Cup of coffee with no captions? #spoonie #terminal #cancer #dying #ehlersdanlos #disabled #sick #autism #wheelchair #anorexia #hospice #endoflife #pots #bradycardia #tachycardia #snowflake #literallyactuallyalmostdeceased #fuckyoudad #servicedog #vegan #ocd #tourettes #definitelynotcopyingjaquiebeckwith #port #evildoctors #rabies #scarynameformundaneproblem #lifesavingsalineinfusions #naturalalerter #mobility #taxpayerfunded #notamunchie
 
She uses the same hashtags no matter what she posts. Cup of coffee with no captions? #spoonie #terminal #cancer #dying #ehlersdanlos #disabled #sick #autism #wheelchair #anorexia #hospice #endoflife #pots #bradycardia #tachycardia #snowflake #literallyactuallyalmostdeceased #fuckyoudad #servicedog #vegan #ocd #tourettes #definitelynotcopyingjaquiebeckwith #port #evildoctors #rabies #scarynameformundaneproblem #lifesavingsalineinfusions #naturalalerter #mobility #taxpayerfunded #notamunchie
What a specimen. I need to dig more into her hijinks. She seems alarmingly determined, despite a mediocre social media following.
I'm dead at "patellafemoral syndrome". Literally the most common cause of knee pain. Flashbacks to "keratosis pilaris" kek
I'm waiting on her to post a picture of a bandaid on her pinkie finger with the hashtag #SuperficialLacerationSyndrome. When in doubt, one must amp up all issues -- paper cuts are far too boring.
 

In summary: a lot of nonsensical filler and informing everyone that she is doing infusion Saturday because stupid nurses.

Supposed to go to a quincieñra with daddy dearest. Gets dolled up, complete with new temperature inappropriate outfit, IV pump and 3 ft of tubing held up with a Care Bears tube clip. She emerged from her room, her dad takes one look and her and leaves her attention seeking ass at home. Good on him having the common sense and decency to not allow his 30 something toddler impede on a 15 year old’s big day. S-J DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHY HE LEFT HER.

FF to 4AM. She’s in pain, y’all. And ibuprofen just doesn’t work although she hates taking pills. Sure, Jan!

Im sure I missed some shit. She’s due for an unnecessary ER trip soon, I’m calling it.
 
What a specimen. I need to dig more into her hijinks. She seems alarmingly determined, despite a mediocre social media following.

I'm waiting on her to post a picture of a bandaid on her pinkie finger with the hashtag #SuperficialLacerationSyndrome. When in doubt, one must amp up all issues -- paper cuts are far too boring.
She’s hot and cold. She’s either being blatantly called out by every doctor she drags her healthy ass to or she’s producing boring non-content about food and her feelings.

Although she’s gaining weight rapidly as she stuffs herself with processed faux meats and alcohol and lays around all day doing nothing and is also desperately pretending she’s happy about it because she was super underweight (120 ish lbs). so that’s funny.
 
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