Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention


In summary: a lot of nonsensical filler and informing everyone that she is doing infusion Saturday because stupid nurses.

Supposed to go to a quincieñra with daddy dearest. Gets dolled up, complete with new temperature inappropriate outfit, IV pump and 3 ft of tubing held up with a Care Bears tube clip. She emerged from her room, her dad takes one look and her and leaves her attention seeking ass at home. Good on him having the common sense and decency to not allow his 30 something toddler impede on a 15 year old’s big day. S-J DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHY HE LEFT HER.

FF to 4AM. She’s in pain, y’all. And ibuprofen just doesn’t work although she hates taking pills. Sure, Jan!

Im sure I missed some shit. She’s due for an unnecessary ER trip soon, I’m calling it.

S-J's dad is the MVP of this story.
 
Oh lord, the "Deaf community" is toxic as hell. They were even like this long before Tumblr was a thing. I've never seen a people so convinced that their disability isn't a disability, they even go as far as to teach children in deaf schools that it's 100% BETTER to be deaf than hearing.
Kiwifarms has a Deaf community thread, it's not super active right now but if you have good Deaf related content you should share: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/deaf-community.47237/page-14

Is it bad that I want to know what ethnicity her dad is? No-nonsense black/hispanic dad seems more likely than no-nonsense white dad - most of the other munchies are coddled by their families.
There's not a lot of non-white munchies. I wonder how black/Hispanic/Asian people who have the underlying personality traits that result in Munchausen's manifest it. Are the Twitter grifters demanding Paypal reparations from random white people the black equivalent?
 
I don’t know how he does it. I would be throat punching her on a daily basis.
It’s truly difficult to imagine living with someone this terrible. I mean, plenty of young adults have an awkward situation where they have to move back in with the 'rents for a while for whatever reason - financial, or they're building a new house but the lease on their apartment is up, relocating, whatever. But at least all the ones I know feel like garbage about it and do their best to pull their weight around the house. This miserable twat claims she's too sick to do anything productive but not too sick to go out drinking all night. Too sick to take care of her own pets, not too sick to drive to fucking Duluth to get a sixteenth opinion on her non-allergies. Too sick to help him grocery shop, not too sick to go with him whenever he does anything fun that she wants to do. And then shit talks him online all the time.

It's exactly like living with an addict. She's abusive, she doesn't contribute, and she holds his life hostage. He cancelled a trip once because her ass needed a "caretaker" and that person didn't get there on time and she pitched a fit. Like, god damn. Her shit should be on the curb and Freckles should be a happy lazy farm dog.


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It’s truly difficult to imagine living with someone this terrible. I mean, plenty of young adults have an awkward situation where they have to move back in with the 'rents for a while for whatever reason - financial, or they're building a new house but the lease on their apartment is up, relocating, whatever. But at least all the ones I know feel like garbage about it and do their best to pull their weight around the house. This miserable twat claims she's too sick to do anything productive but not too sick to go out drinking all night. Too sick to take care of her own pets, not too sick to drive to fucking Duluth to get a sixteenth opinion on her non-allergies. Too sick to help him grocery shop, not too sick to go with him whenever he does anything fun that she wants to do. And then shit talks him online all the time.

It's exactly like living with an addict. She's abusive, she doesn't contribute, and she holds his life hostage. He cancelled a trip once because her ass needed a "caretaker" and that person didn't get there on time and she pitched a fit. Like, god damn. Her shit should be on the curb and Freckles should be a happy lazy farm dog.


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I remember seeing the video about her mom flying in to babysit her while her dad was traveling to Belize. Considering how much she complains about her father, I'm surprised she wasn't jazzed to have the house to yourself for the week. Although maybe he called in mommy dearest to babysit her, since she's so sick and needs to be held accountable for her sick status while he's off in Belize.

I had to skip the part where she filmed her dog panicking outside. What kind of monster doesn't just let the poor thing in? She even took the time to go get her camera so she could capture the moment. I recently found the animal abuse stuff and when she does things like this, it makes me wonder.
 
I remember seeing the video about her mom flying in to babysit her while her dad was traveling to Belize. Considering how much she complains about her father, I'm surprised she wasn't jazzed to have the house to yourself for the week. Although maybe he called in mommy dearest to babysit her, since she's so sick and needs to be held accountable for her sick status while he's off in Belize.

I had to skip the part where she filmed her dog panicking outside. What kind of monster doesn't just let the poor thing in? She even took the time to go get her camera so she could capture the moment. I recently found the animal abuse stuff and when she does things like this, it makes me wonder.
I think this was a different trip. She mentioned it off-hand in one of the videos I summarized a few weeks ago. Pretty sure she was trying to explain why her relationship with her dad is "different" and gave a bunch of different examples about things her dad has done for her in the past. Because apparently "I'm a terrible human being who is intentionally ruining his senior years" is too succinct.
 
I think this was a different trip. She mentioned it off-hand in one of the videos I summarized a few weeks ago. Pretty sure she was trying to explain why her relationship with her dad is "different" and gave a bunch of different examples about things her dad has done for her in the past. Because apparently "I'm a terrible human being who is intentionally ruining his senior years" is too succinct.
Yeah, I figured it must be a different trip. I'm surprised he stayed home when she didn't have a "sitter." Sounds like she does a lot of guilt tripping to manipulate him. If it was really that bad, she'd have home health coming to babysit her. Maybe one day he'll make her get a job or something. That'd be fun.
 
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Sarah-Jean posted this number, complete with a one-word caption (just "Hello 🌻 ") along with THIRTY hashtags relating to chronic illness. My personal favorites are #ServiceDog and #ServiceDogHandler. None of the spoonie hashtags actually apply to her, but she isn't even putting on a show to wear the service dog hashtags.

The picture itself would be fine if she didn't use a kiddie print "tubie clip" (according to a comment) to hold up her IV line. She's 30 hashtags and one clip away from a regular old unmunchie instagram photo.
Wait, in one of her recent videos, she says that her doctor thinks she has fibromyalgia, but SJ doesn't "believe" in fibro. But here she has it hashtagged?
The majority of her pain seems like it could be fibro. She should get off youtube, start exercising, and watch her pain (and probably all of her other symptoms) disappear.
 
Got a big Agony Autie dump coming up. She's reading these forums, the reaction isn't too OTT but the rest of her behaviour is, as always, ridiculous.
Oh, good. Cue the “I didn’t say that.”, “I am autistic, not borderline”, “that’s not how I said it.”, “I have a real diagnosis I won’t show you” drama.
 
Agony Autie's day! There were videos but I'm tech dumb and didn't know how to embed them - you can find them on storiesIG though. It's probably more embarassing stim dancing which we've already seen more than enough of.

One thing I didn't screengrab is her sharing a Tess Holliday post. Cow collision!

Here she claims her burst ovarian cyst is causing her legs to swell up with fluid.
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Has a "really bad" ruptured cyst, still going to Paris. Definitely "really bad".
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Posts while "spiralling" until someone volunteers to do the subtitles on her video. Is this a normal way of getting what she wants?

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Posts numerous receipts and thank you notes for people giving her money. No wonder the government decided she didn't need extra disability bucks if people give her cash just for existing.

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This isn't "no core strength", this is a fucking body check with added munchie stickers.

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All the things she's begging cash from her largely disabled and autistic followers for:

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Are your ears burning, guys? She wouldn't be getting negative attention if she wasn't absolutely full of shit.

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I wonder what her real life reaction to this is. I went back over some of her older FB posts and she always spells "ableism" like this and I have no idea why.

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Wait, in one of her recent videos, she says that her doctor thinks she has fibromyalgia, but SJ doesn't "believe" in fibro. But here she has it hashtagged?
The majority of her pain seems like it could be fibro. She should get off youtube, start exercising, and watch her pain (and probably all of her other symptoms) disappear.

That’s what I forgot to include in summary! Because I laughed my ass owrfff

It’s truly difficult to imagine living with someone this terrible. I mean, plenty of young adults have an awkward situation where they have to move back in with the 'rents for a while for whatever reason - financial, or they're building a new house but the lease on their apartment is up, relocating, whatever. But at least all the ones I know feel like garbage about it and do their best to pull their weight around the house. This miserable twat claims she's too sick to do anything productive but not too sick to go out drinking all night. Too sick to take care of her own pets, not too sick to drive to fucking Duluth to get a sixteenth opinion on her non-allergies. Too sick to help him grocery shop, not too sick to go with him whenever he does anything fun that she wants to do. And then shit talks him online all the time.

It's exactly like living with an addict. She's abusive, she doesn't contribute, and she holds his life hostage. He cancelled a trip once because her ass needed a "caretaker" and that person didn't get there on time and she pitched a fit. Like, god damn. Her shit should be on the curb and Freckles should be a happy lazy farm dog.


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Hahaha I saw those. She will address them in a video then shut down commenting. Youre spot on about it being like living with an addict. I would love to be a fly on the wall for a little bit just to see what all goes down when the camera is off
 
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Agony Autie's day! There were videos but I'm tech dumb and didn't know how to embed them - you can find them on storiesIG though. It's probably more embarassing stim dancing which we've already seen more than enough of.

One thing I didn't screengrab is her sharing a Tess Holliday post. Cow collision!

Here she claims her burst ovarian cyst is causing her legs to swell up with fluid.

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Has a "really bad" ruptured cyst, still going to Paris. Definitely "really bad".
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Posts while "spiralling" until someone volunteers to do the subtitles on her video. Is this a normal way of getting what she wants?

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Posts numerous receipts and thank you notes for people giving her money. No wonder the government decided she didn't need extra disability bucks if people give her cash just for existing.

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This isn't "no core strength", this is a fucking body check with added munchie stickers.

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All the things she's begging cash from her largely disabled and autistic followers for:

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Are your ears burning, guys? She wouldn't be getting negative attention if she wasn't absolutely full of shit.

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I wonder what her real life reaction to this is. I went back over some of her older FB posts and she always spells "ableism" like this and I have no idea why.

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I believe activism and equality are lovely things; don't get me wrong. It just feels like she's cashing in on a movement and preying on those who believe that all people who claim to do good things have good intentions. Especially in the case of the video subtitles, she's all pathos. Everything is pity, pity, pity. She is not a researcher who is developing landmark therapies for Autism, nor is she providing a product for her followers to receive in exchange for their money. At least in the case of munchiemerch, people get something for their contributions. In the case of Agony Autie, she markets pity on the premise of suffering to do "good" for the community. Posting a selfie of yourself crying and saying that you need captioning done and can't possibly do it because hospital and ovarian cyst and PTSD? Not necessary. Just say you're running into a bit of a delay, thank your followers for their patience, and get it done when you get it done. Like an adult. After all of that preaching about people with Autism deserving equal consideration in regards to work and productivity, it seems pretty backwards for her to tap out and show off a pouty lip and red, watery eyes and blubber about what she can't possibly accomplish -- unless someone does it for her.
 
I really feel for her poor son. Autism obsessed moms can really mess with a kid. The kids I've met are usually very sheltered, a bit behind the curve, and only valued for their condition. They grow up thinking that's the only thing there is to them and they either retreat inside of themselves or remain a child forever. It's no doubt worse for him, with his mom's nonstop, histrionic need for attention and money stepping all over his needs.
 
The cashing-in after having been diagnosed with autism 2 years previously is what's pissing a lot of autistic people off. She's acting like an authority but her behaviours are all either copied from her son or dramatically exaggerated (stim dancing) and unlike a lot of adult-diagnosed autistics, she claims to have been unaware she was "different".
 
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Agony Autie's day! There were videos but I'm tech dumb and didn't know how to embed them - you can find them on storiesIG though. It's probably more embarassing stim dancing which we've already seen more than enough of.

One thing I didn't screengrab is her sharing a Tess Holliday post. Cow collision!

Here she claims her burst ovarian cyst is causing her legs to swell up with fluid.

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Has a "really bad" ruptured cyst, still going to Paris. Definitely "really bad".
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Posts while "spiralling" until someone volunteers to do the subtitles on her video. Is this a normal way of getting what she wants?

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Posts numerous receipts and thank you notes for people giving her money. No wonder the government decided she didn't need extra disability bucks if people give her cash just for existing.

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This isn't "no core strength", this is a fucking body check with added munchie stickers.

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All the things she's begging cash from her largely disabled and autistic followers for:

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Are your ears burning, guys? She wouldn't be getting negative attention if she wasn't absolutely full of shit.

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I wonder what her real life reaction to this is. I went back over some of her older FB posts and she always spells "ableism" like this and I have no idea why.

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Hahaha love it when a cow reads posts on here and replies on insta. Like Kelly.
Also it’s really dumb because people will come here and read about how full of shit she is.

Edit: I had a theory that the person who posted about her originally might have been autie herself, didn’t voice it cause wasn’t all that interested in her at first. Now I’m really thinking it. Tin foil hat is officially on.
 
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