Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mandaark]

She gon die before we get a Weight Watchers update.

Noo not yet
Unless that update gets backlogged to Xmas 2020 for my deathpool bet....

tbh I wouldnt put it past her

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

I think she would sit in the middle of a minivan with no seats because honestly, she'd manage to delude herself into thinking it's the Kentuckian version of Aladin's flying carpet and she's off to see a whole new cheese factory and a dazzling Walmart with unbelievable bargains.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

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Tfw you find out your girlfriend is starting yet another round of WW and your leisurely coloring time is going to be eaten up by endless runs to McDonald's for 3-point ice cream cones and endless Nuggies.

I just noticed - Necky's got no eyebrows (or neck) now either.

What does this mean? There really IS something in the water in 'tucky? Big Albert hasn't got eyebrows* so nobody else can lest they be purtier than Our Lady of the Lard? Mistaken one night for Al's 47th snackette therefore they met a grisly end in the Jaws of Death? They got burned off in the general miasma of the boudoir?

Or....is Erk's abundantly pubescent hair finally explained?


*no. The squished orange caterpillars she occasionally slaps on don't count. Altho they will never cease to be funny.

 

[raritycunt]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

 

[JambledUpWords]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

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All of those thirst messages have to either be:

1. Written by Al herself
2. Written by Becky
3. From feeders/fetishists

My bets are on 1 and 3

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

Who. The. Fuck. Wants. That.

 

[wommart rat]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

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I though she was wearing a thick, kinda-shiny bronze choker, but it’s just her beetus-ring.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Who. The. Fuck. Wants. That.

Only the most deviant

 

[Mandaark]

They gotta be trolls.

Im not saying I wanna see em, but...
what if they got nudes

or atleast dem laaaaygs

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

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Interesting...
This is the same shirt/earring combo as today's 90's Time Capsule video. So are the pic and video bolth current, or bolth old content?

Edit: nevermind, didn't realize the pic was made by someone else and ALR just re-shared.

 

[Guardsman42]

I just noticed - Necky's got no eyebrows (or neck) now either.

What does this mean? There really IS something in the water in 'tucky? Big Albert hasn't got eyebrows* so nobody else can lest they be purtier than Our Lady of the Lard? Mistaken one night for Al's 47th snackette therefore they met a grisly end in the Jaws of Death? They got burned off in the general miasma of the boudoir?

Or....is Erk's abundantly pubescent hair finally explained?


*no. The squished orange caterpillars she occasionally slaps on don't count. Altho they will never cease to be funny.

It's due to their obesity. The hair follicles are so spread out that they cease to really be noticable.

I'd need to look into it more but I'm also willing to bet their pores are clogged with sweat, dirt, dead skin etc from lack of hygiene.

 

[ADHD]

It's due to their obesity. The hair follicles are so spread out that they cease to really be noticable.

I'd need to look into it more but I'm also willing to bet their pores are clogged with sweat, dirt, dead skin etc from lack of hygiene.

I haven't been able to find anything to support the idea that eyebrow hair follicles are spread out due to obesity. Their eyebrow areas don't look any fatter than those on a normal person.

Thinning eyebrows can be caused by nutrient deficiencies and thyroid issues, though, and both Becky and Amber probably have issues in those areas.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Interesting...
This is the same shirt/earring combo as today's 90's Time Capsule video. So are the pic and video bolth current, or bolth old content?

Edit: nevermind, didn't realize the pic was made by someone else and ALR just re-shared.

You're not alone, I legit thought she's been sitting on that toilet for a month or however long it's been since the filming of today's video. Wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Hey Amber, guess what? It's gonna be hard to pass yourself off as a cutie by doing your makeup and making duckfaces once you have a rotting stump for a foot that is leaking pus

Judgey.

Just like there are horny old men jacking it to Amber stuffing her face, there are acrotomophiliacs who would find Amber's stump beautiful. For them, slathering that glistening black stump with ointment and wafting the aroma of necrosis is what gets their train into the station.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fuck you.

This hoe really thinks she is like TLC or some shit. LOL fuck outta here with "After these eight ads muh weight gains RIIIIIIIIIIGHHT back" (only old hoes knows about the ABC bumper from the 90s)

 

[Turd Blossom]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

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The only thirst-related messages our gorl gets are from her fat fans who want to commiserate with her about their diabetes-related symptoms.
"I'm so thirsty all the time and I can't stop peeing! Are you also losing sensation in your feet? Girl, it's so annoying, I CAN'T!! PS I am LIVING for your earrings!!"

 

[THOTto]

They gotta be trolls.

Im not saying I wanna see em, but...
what if they got nudes

or atleast dem laaaaygs

@xenomorph i have a plan to get you those photos.

 

[Xenomorph]

This bitch is really gonna troll until her fat encased heart gives out.

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I wanna see those fat encrusted sore ridden layrgggggggs

 

[ADHD]

I wanna see those fat encrusted sore ridden layrgggggggs

Do they still have hair? Or did her shitty circulation cause hair to stop growing? Does she have disgusting ingrown hairs? WE MUST GET ANSWERS!

 

[CindyChafe]

Umm, whuuut? DelusionLynn in full bloom.