Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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No you were right the first time we see a monster.

 

[BIg Fat Wang]

I've met terrible people who can admit they are terrible people, I'd just like to throw that out there. I feel like Amber gives shitty people a bad name, Not all of them are actually delusional.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Welcome to 2019 and the world of FA and HAES in general, tho.
Apparently, having a healthy size/weight or just a normal figure in general means you are disgusting and a bully and are fat shaming and slandering the rest of the BIG PROUD PLUS SIZED WORLD just by having the audacity to breathe and be alive and exist.

Whooo. Sorry. Got a touch carried away. I'll save that ire for the FA/HAES and Tess Holiday threads.

FA and HAES only works in USA or Europe. Rest of the world , especially Asian countries,are pretty direct to fat people that they need to lose weight

 

[Wyzzerd]

FA and HAES only works in USA or Europe. Rest of the world , especially Asian countries,are pretty direct to fat people that they need to lose weight

Well yeah, you wouldn't want to be mistaken by one of those whaling crews would you?

Maybe we need to invite some of them over. We could save the whales and solve our "whale" problem at the same time.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

FA and HAES only works in USA or Europe. Rest of the world , especially Asian countries,are pretty direct to fat people that they need to lose weight

I absolutely love that about them, too. Asian/Chinese Tiger Moms aren't afraid to let their own kids fucking have it if their sons start turning into lazy, slobby fatasses. Amber's whole life might have been different if her Foster Family might have had a Japanese or Chinese den mother.

Spoiler: I really really don't want to powerlevel

I've visited Japan twice and spent extended periods there both times and the sheer fucking difference between Japan and the vague non-Powerlevelly area of Europe I'm barely willing to admit to "being from" is absolutely staggering

Which would be the first to go....one of her feet/mighty legs? Or one of the ever-darkening Diabetes Hooves?

 

[むらさき]

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what I hope they see is that I have a good heart

Good for a college to dissect and educate on the risks of Deathfat Syndrome.

 

[Okami Green]

Good for a college to dissect and educate on the risks of Deathfat Syndrome.

It's weird to think - under all of that blubber is a heart about the same size as ours are. And a skeleton the same size, too.
Except the heart has probably become encased in lard and the bones have bowed out under the excessive weight.

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

she'd petition the feet right? I mean then she can hide the fact one/both got lopped off by focusing on her upper body and then three months later reveal in a dramatic video she can no longer walk because the doctor took her legs due to her being so healthy their using her cells as the new miracle cure-all drug

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I absolutely love that about them, too. Asian/Chinese Tiger Moms aren't afraid to let their own kids fucking have it if their sons start turning into lazy, slobby fatasses. Amber's whole life might have been different if her Foster Family might have had a Japanese or Chinese den mother.

Spoiler: I really really don't want to powerlevel

I've visited Japan twice and spent extended periods there both times and the sheer fucking difference between Japan and the vague non-Powerlevelly area of Europe I'm barely willing to admit to "being from" is absolutely staggering

LOL CALM DOWN

 

[Mandaark]

She says that stuff because that’s what she thinks people want to hear from her. She’s doing some hardcore self flagellation so she can gain back the lost subs from “quit the weight loss doctor-gate”.

Its nowhere near as good as shrimpgate, either. I feel cheated - no sassy mookbong, unless the cucumber boats count.
Only decent part was when she threw formally-fat Dr. under the bus. Listening to her talk herself into circles was pretty entertaining.

Which would be the first to go....one of her feet/mighty legs? Or one of the ever-darkening Diabetes Hooves?

Whole layyg. Her feet may have ballooned these past 2 yrs but in the downed tree vlog they look relatively normal in terms of color.
Her laaaaaaygs, however, have been disformed and disproportionately large even waaaaaaay back in her 300s. They gotta have some major damage. The fact that we still see her feet but havent ever seen dem laaaaygz says it all, imo

 

[Mr Foster]

I absolutely love that about them, too. Asian/Chinese Tiger Moms aren't afraid to let their own kids fucking have it if their sons start turning into lazy, slobby fatasses. Amber's whole life might have been different if her Foster Family might have had a Japanese or Chinese den mother.

Spoiler: I really really don't want to powerlevel

I've visited Japan twice and spent extended periods there both times and the sheer fucking difference between Japan and the vague non-Powerlevelly area of Europe I'm barely willing to admit to "being from" is absolutely staggering

You seem very upset that people are fat.

Also, lol at gross generalizations of a entire populations's parenting style and ethics.

 

[wommart rat]

It's weird to think - under all of that blubber is a heart about the same size as ours are. And a skeleton the same size, too.
Except the heart has probably become encased in lard and the bones have bowed out under the excessive weight.

You are optimistic to presume that Hamber’s heart isn’t enlarged to the size of a football by now. That thing has its work cut out for it...

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

She's got someone on Reddit triggered by posting pasta:
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That's the shittiest pesto pasta I've ever seen. It just looks like plain noodles with some dried flake oregano on top.

 

[Okami Green]

That's the shittiest pesto pasta I've ever seen. It just looks like plain noodles with some dried flake oregano on top.

Pesto is supposed to be a thick basil paste. She either made too little for that massive portion or thoroughly mixed it through the dish.
I love how that reddit user tried talking directly to her like Amber would ever see it too.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

They'll just steadily carve slices away from the bottom up.

Which means we'll end up with just her stupid fat head in a jar, dribbling utter shite about the fabulous life it's leading as it demands the butler move it to a warm spot, drape a Tooooorrrd tarpaulin around it, then get a wiggle on because it's hangry and someone needs to drop cheeseburgers into the jar stat.

And that, gorls, is how Albert will lose weight. And she'll be smug as fuck about it.

"Ah'm thinkeeeeen abaht geteeeen a new joar type sicha-ayshun. They had these ones in Wormart that were LIDUHrully larf, just saHOOpercyoot and Ah can put mah choker round the base and these amazeeeeeen bows can go on top ..... "

Wonder if sentient heads can size themselves out of jars? Distant cries of "push, Becky, gnnnHhhhrrrr.....PUSH...god, Destiny could do this, why can't you do ANYTHEEEEN like she could....PUSHAAAAARGNNNNARGGH" are met with the awe-inspiring sight of Necky trying to squoosh her beloved's huge head into the biggest jar she could find cos after this, the only option is the dreaded bucket. And everyone knows the bucket is the equivalent of the mummuu and our dainty gorl is NOT going there booboo...

 

[Kelly Bundy]

That's the shittiest pesto pasta I've ever seen. It just looks like plain noodles with some dried flake oregano on top.

She made that during the destiny era - 400-500 grams of spaghetti and a jar of store bought pesto. Dainty 3000 calories.

Pesto is supposed to be a thick basil paste. She either made too little for that massive portion or thoroughly mixed it through the dish.
I love how that reddit user tried talking directly to her like Amber would ever see it too.

G O R L it's AL. The big bitch. She don't make pesto.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

That's the shittiest pesto pasta I've ever seen. It just looks like plain noodles with some dried flake oregano on top.

Amber likes her pasta “dry”, thats why.

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

do you think she'll wear a muumuu or go straight to bedsheets? despite the fact she's at tarpaulin sizes.

 

[stingray]

She made that during the destiny era - 400-500 grams of spaghetti and a jar of store bought pesto. Dainty 3000 calories.


G O R L it's AL. The big bitch. She don't make pesto.

Lol she's so fucking lazy she can't even prepare a pesto sauce packet. All you need is some water, oil, and the packet and she can't even do that. I mean, not to get way off topic over some spaghetti sauce, but she's hopeless. Actually, now that I think of it, for the sheer amount of pasta she would shovel down her gullet, she'd probably need more than one packet. That'd be waaaaayyy too much meal prep and work for our dainty gorl.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Personally, I'm rooting for the bucket option.

She 's already got maxidresses, which are pretty near muumuus but we last saw one about 50lbs ago and it looked sprayed-on and spectacularly bulgy. Once sized out of Horrid, where else is there to buy clothes (I'm not from the US) except Shrouds R Us?

And how will she replace the Kevlar leggeeeeens? Every pair is noticeably bollixed, they must be trashed where her thighs meet and Wommart don't make them any more. Does anyone else make...what, size 40? 50? The Horrid sizes are meaningless to me, but I presume it's so prize heifers can claim a dainty size 6 which, in reality, is 60.