Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Well, there's this place. They go to a 9x. Click on the Halloween section to imagine Amber as a sexy bar maiden, or a sexy bunny, bat, butterfly or genie, all in glorious 9x.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Well, there's this place. They go to a 9x. Click on the Halloween section to imagine Amber as a sexy bar maiden, or a sexy bunny, bat, butterfly or genie, all in glorious 9x.

I think this would suit Amber

 

[Mandaark]

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"Supersize"

 

[JaneThough]

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It wouldn't fit AL.

 

[Billie Ross]

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Since she follows the farm at least she'll have a Halloween outfit that finally fit and maybe she can finally win the costume contest that only 2 people compete and she always get second place.
I think the sexy dainty bunny suits her better.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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First time poster, long time lurker. Fiona doesn't deserve to be compared to Hamber- at least Fiona has athleticism and is a good wife and mom.

 

[Xenomorph]

I absolutely love that about them, too. Asian/Chinese Tiger Moms aren't afraid to let their own kids fucking have it if their sons start turning into lazy, slobby fatasses. Amber's whole life might have been different if her Foster Family might have had a Japanese or Chinese den mother.

Spoiler: I really really don't want to powerlevel

I've visited Japan twice and spent extended periods there both times and the sheer fucking difference between Japan and the vague non-Powerlevelly area of Europe I'm barely willing to admit to "being from" is absolutely staggering

lol, right she would have committed suicide because we all know how mentally stable and accepting the Chinese are when it comes to mental health. Calm down lol

 

[Lexington Hotel Binges]

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Jesus fucking christ.
Is she fishing for asspats/sympathy again or does she genuinely and honestly just not give a damn about anything at all and not believe that losing ny weight is even possible? Either one would be stupid and annoying and deserving of a good hard slap in her buttery moonface.

Spoiler: Personal

lol my dudes chillax. I'm not mad at nor do I hate fat and/or chubby people. ALR frustrates me more than the average I guess and I have specific moral/intellectual arguments against the social media bullshit that is the "HAES and FA" whole thing but I guess I was a whole ass derp in the way I went about writing it and explaining it? Anyway dont worry about me its all good.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Despite there being video, twitter, and tumblr evidence, our gorl is totally not an animal abuser and casual racist!

Such a glowing review. Could our gorl no longer be enthusiastic about her beloved WW?

HIGHLY REQUESTED: Please for the love of god, quit this 100 Days Uploading

In which ALR fails to explain away this very good question. Her thought process only lasted ~12hrs (as soon as she got hungry), so why did we see weeks of weight loss doctor content?

sorry @ADHD for changing your quote text, I edit too slow

 

[ADHD]

Is she fishing for asspats/sympathy again or does she genuinely and honestly just not give a damn about anything at all and not believe that losing ny weight is even possible?

She's delusional. Her brain is broken. It's pointless to expect her words and actions to make sense. Even when she details out plans for weight loss that would work if she followed through, she just cannot or will not carry them out.

Until and unless she gets help, her cycles will continue. Just sit back and laugh and enjoy the show.

In which ALR fails to explain away this very good question. Her thought process only lasted ~12hrs (as soon as she got hungry), so why did we see weeks of unrelated content?

$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[mekalekahi]

Exhibit A of why people hate her: instead of answering like a cunt just say you dont drive. Maybe they are a new viewer and dont know you chose to be chauffeured around entire life. They probably havent seen you in the car recently because you are housebound. Actually ur weight does relate to being in the car because you "couldn't fit" do to swelling.

I think you are confusing town folks that see you go from resturant to restaurant daily or Becky in the same 4 drive thrus a day. How has no one ever mentioned seeing you?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She does gett recognized in public

"Hey look at that beanbag in a hurry"

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Is there a miley Cyrus costume? Complete with trashy tattoos , glitters?

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

I'm certain she would find a way to do a Miley, after all, she recently got those idiotic stick on tattoos.

 

[raritycunt]

What’s the point in doing these endless Q and A’s when;

1. Becky, Eric or even amber herself sends in most of the asspats
2. She answers like a cunt to anyone genuinely interested in her
3. Nitpicks which questions will make her seem like a celebrity and which will make her seem like a poor downtrodden bully victim
4. There’s literally no fucking variety

She may as well just post a “frequently asked questions” section on her Instagram highlights.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

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When Ambie says she's recognized in public, it's probably just people filming her with their cell phones because she's a walking circus sideshow. They probably don't even know she's a YT nobody

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

Yeah, people staring and doing double takes isn't because you're famous.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Well, there's this place. They go to a 9x. Click on the Halloween section to imagine Amber as a sexy bar maiden, or a sexy bunny, bat, butterfly or genie, all in glorious 9x.

I hope we get a costume as great as Count Ambula, the beetus vamp. The way too tiny cape and fangs always make me cackle with glee.

Spoiler: TRIGGERED

Your failure to understand wizard culture is a mockery of my profession and an insult to my people!

It's a cape. I can understand needing a longer cape because you're really tall, but how fat do you need to be for an 8x cape? Can you even stand up at that point to show it off?

Could have spent the rest the rest of eternity without knowing of the term "plus size wizard"...

 

[FitBitch]

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Cool, so we really are just here to watch a suicide by food. Good to know not even Amber believes she can do it and is just dieting for the camera to take in binge money.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She does gett recognized in public

"Hey look at that beanbag in a hurry"

Or they point and say "Holy shit! I didn't know Fat Bastard had a sister/did drag!"