Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Who does Amber inspire? A lot of fats on Reddit, apparently. Look for the tag "ALR Inspired weightloss".

It's a cape. I can understand needing a longer cape because you're really tall, but how fat do you need to be for an 8x cape? Can you even stand up at that point to show it off?

Consider how Amber purchases dresses made for fat women, and those dresses end up being shirts for her. A normal cape wouldn't even get past her shelf ass.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Who does Amber inspire? A lot of fats on Reddit, apparently. Look for the tag "ALR Inspired weightloss".
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I guess that's the only positive influence our GORGE-ous leech has ever done. Side note: is it just me or does anyone else think that Hamber here sounds like/ has the vocabulary of a valley girl with the mentality of a five year old?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I'm also fucking mystified by the idea of a god damn plus sized cape.
I mean...I remember ALs absolutely pathetic and laughable Cunt Fatula halloween costume last year, which was choking her half to death and barely covered her meaty arm torpedos. But christ almighty. What a sad, sad state of affairs.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

She SOUNDS like a total sponge with a speech impediment.
Her accent and vocabulary are a mush-mouthed conglomeration of stolen phrases and inflections and sounds that she has picked up and heard from other people over her life...because she is both a total Narc and has exactly zero personality or intelligence of her own

 

[sevenelevens]

When Ambie says she's recognized in public, it's probably just people filming her with their cell phones because she's a walking circus sideshow. They probably don't even know she's a YT nobody

“walking” circus sideshow is a bit of a stretch

 

[Snusmumriken]

Who does Amber inspire? A lot of fats on Reddit, apparently. Look for the tag "ALR Inspired weightloss".
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Not to PL but she is a pretty famous reverse-inspiration in the eating disorder community. She’s a shining example of what anorexics/bulimic bitches see in the mirror, whereas what she sees is a dainty starving girl. It’s hilarious.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I just understood what hamber reminds me of.

 

[Billie Ross]

“walking” circus sideshow is a bit of a stretch

I'm sure in Korea people would pay to poke her with a stick....

 

[Wyzzerd]

I'm sure in Korea people would pay to poke her with a stick....

The farms alone would line up around the block to do that if we didn't have a rule directly against poking the cows.

$5 pozload my negholep bun
$10 poke an arm
$15 poke a laaaayyyyyg
$75 attempt to poke the fetid stank hole in her gut.

Please remember do not under any circumstances are you to feed the attraction and no flash photography. Also bring your own gas mask, if you do not we have some available for a nominal fee.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I want Al to show us her legs and answer more sex related questions on her Snapchat , ask.fm or Instagram. She’s been so boring and those things would be more entertaining than her clickbait

 

[Okami Green]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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Victimlynn at it again. More people would actually believe her if she owned up to her lies and stopped making out of order clickbait YouTube videos. Who am I kidding though? She’s a narc and doing that would require more self awareness and humility.

 

[Anal birth]

I absolutely love that about them, too. Asian/Chinese Tiger Moms aren't afraid to let their own kids fucking have it if their sons start turning into lazy, slobby fatasses. Amber's whole life might have been different if her Foster Family might have had a Japanese or Chinese den mother.

Spoiler: I really really don't want to powerlevel

I've visited Japan twice and spent extended periods there both times and the sheer fucking difference between Japan and the vague non-Powerlevelly area of Europe I'm barely willing to admit to "being from" is absolutely staggering

All I can say is that you're completely wrong about Japan. I live in Tokyo and the parents 100% allow their kids to go down these roads because once the kids hit about 6 the parents basically just leave them to their own devices. Obesity here is just as common as it is in the west. Just because you don't see as many of them in Shinjuku/Shibuya/Roppongi/Ginza doesn't mean that its representavtive of the country

 

[The Husbando Collector]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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>sometimes the truth isn't as powerful as what everyone believes.

Sorry if I'm gonna get mad at the internet but this quote...this god damn butt fucking cock guzzling quote is such pseudo-intellectual bullshit that I think I lost IQ points just glancing at it. And of course our GORGE-ous gorl would latch onto it like a leech. Truth isn't as powerful as what everyone believes my pasty ass, the truth is extremely fucking powerful and is what lead to humans evolving and the sciences and cuts through any and bullshit. So of course someone whose head is as far up their own shit-clogged digestive track and feeble-minded as Amberlynn would be like #relatable because she's a lying piece of whale-shit that cowers at any and all truths and takes comfort in anything that would spit in the face of truth as means to justify her shitty-ness. Something tells me the person who made this quote is either Hamber or someone as vapid and narcissistic as her. Jesus Christ, I need a drink after reading this horse shit.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Not to PL but she is a pretty famous reverse-inspiration in the eating disorder community. She’s a shining example of what anorexics/bulimic bitches see in the mirror, whereas what she sees is a dainty starving girl. It’s hilarious.

Is she well known as thinspo these days? That's surprising because I would think that anorexics are typically drawn to pictures of emaciated girls with their ribcage showing, not a 600 pound landwhale. But what what would I know. But you're right, she sees herself as a dainty gorl one 3,000 calorie meal away from fainting

 

[Okami Green]

>sometimes the truth isn't as powerful as what everyone believes.

Sorry if I'm gonna get mad at the internet but this quote...this god damn butt fucking cock guzzling quote is such pseudo-intellectual bullshit that I think I lost IQ points just glancing at it. And of course our GORGE-ous gorl would latch onto it like a leech. Truth isn't as powerful as what everyone believes my pasty ass, the truth is extremely fucking powerful and is what lead to humans evolving and the sciences and cuts through any and bullshit. So of course someone whose head is as far up their own shit-clogged digestive track and feeble-minded as Amberlynn would be like #relatable because she's a lying piece of whale-shit that cowers at any and all truths and takes comfort in anything that would spit in the face of truth as means to justify her shitty-ness. Something tells me the person who made this quote is either Hamber or someone as vapid and narcissistic as her. Jesus Christ, I need a drink after reading this horse shit.

Pretty MATI of you but not worth a rating. By the way, I did some digging and was unable to find any book with that exact quote. What I think happened was that our gorl made it up herself but didn't want to sound whiny, so she credited it to an unnamed book and made herself sound like even more of a pretentious cunt in the process. I highly doubt Amberlit actually reads anything but tabloids, horoscopes, and maybe some fanfiction.

 

[Turd Blossom]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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So gut-wrenching, guys. I'd love to know the context of this quote in whatever lesbian YA novella she got this suuuuper deep, relatable quote from. It could possibly have positive connotations, but leave it to Big Al to approach it from a place of victimhood and decide it speaks directly to her narrative being questioned by those bullying haydurs.

Such an original quote though, wonder if this comes in a size 6x for our gorl:

 

[Okami Green]

So gut-wrenching, guys. I'd love to know the context of this quote in whatever lesbian YA novella she got this suuuuper deep, relatable quote from. It could possibly have positive connotations, but leave it to Big Al to approach it from a place of victimhood and decide it speaks directly to her narrative being questioned by those bullying haydurs.

Such an original quote though, wonder if this comes in a size 6x for our gorl:
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Amber really does practice what she preaches though. She wants us to believe that she's losing weight, regardless of what the truth is.

 

[mekalekahi]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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Besides being a awful lah, there is video evidence of every single thing she lies about ( everything) at our fingertips. Shes in her own dreamland if she thinks shes a honest truthful person that is misundertood.

I have a feeling this quote is referring to the zach video because shes obsessed with him now and mad that her clipping the video to benefit her backfired

 

[marjoram]

Sounds like something you'd pick up in Marketing 101....

And Big Al thinks she only tells white lies and little fibs..then she forgives herself for it and everything is A-OK again.....she will never hold herself accountable for anything...