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According to this website, Renton is actually quite a bit worse than Bridgeport as far as crime goes.



Looks like Bridgeport has 30% black people compared to Renton 10%

I wonder why Phil thinks you'll get shot going to the store in one but not the other. Makes u think
 
The way Phil is acting with all this "I have a wife" shit is really making me think his behind the scenes stress is Kat related.
Makes sense. Normally he gives us way more informations, as a simple bill or taxes won't punch him in the face or threaten him with divorce (however I do wonder why he stopped his "tax plan" or "house refinance" alarms. He should be at least in one of these plans right now, but he has no money).

But with Khet, a real living human being, who is now in a position of demand because they are married, he's screwed and can't just leave the situation. But why would he increase the begging? For the same reason, a family has to be financed, she wants nice stuff and don't dwell in the hole of poverty he shoveled (if the poverty is even real), go on holidays, go to restaurants (they already do) and fucking gold dig this spineless manchild who won't even date a virtual videogame character. Pussy whipped.
Or pregnancy. But ACK ACK ACK no she's not, this makes no sense, only idiots would believe that.

Even if there is no money involved and the bankruptcy has another reason, I could still not believe she's happy with him. And maybe, somehow, he thinks money will fix it, when she just wants recognition but he lacks any compassion for other human beings.

Eh. I'm not a big fan of What If'ns, we still know very little about their actual relationship. Lots of contradictions in house Burnell.
 
Suggestion for new multi-poll.

# Nicest things Good Samaritian Phil has ever done.
  • Rented condo to aunt because he was too lazy to sell it
  • Sacrificed all friends to be a "Live Streamer"
  • Protected his family by lying to everyone about his marriage
  • Empty game box giveaway
  • Spent the money intended for taxes to fly in Kat
  • Kept Kat's identity a secret, but he couldn't help himself, she got doxed
  • 10+ years videogame creator legacy of free khantent
  • Unintentionally created a giant community - against him
  • Paid Rambo some of the P7 money, everyone else got jack shit
  • Picked up Leanna from the hospital against his will, endured her, ate her sandwich, told the web her medical situation, etc
Feel free to add something or keep the options shorter. I can't really remember a single sincere nice thing he's ever done.

I think the nicest thing I've seen Phil do is when EMP|Remix died in 2013, he gave $100-$250 to his funeral GoFundMe. He didn't say anything in a video about the donation, but he did publicly post his donation on the GFM page with a short message.
 
I think the nicest thing I've seen Phil do is when EMP|Remix died in 2013, he gave $100-$250 to his funeral GoFundMe. He didn't say anything in a video about the donation, but he did publicly post his donation on the GFM page with a short message.

He befriended Arealord who was going through a hard time in high school. It's the only reason why he still hangs out with Phil to this day.
 
If they get divorced.

Does Kat get 50% of the condo, statues, and the wakhando?

From a random Google search, who knows how accurate it is.

Washington is a community property state. This means that all assets and debts accrued during the marriage are considered owned equally by both spouses. Any property and debts acquired prior to the date of marriage or obtained after the date of separation are not marital assets. An inheritance received during the marriage that is kept separate from marital assets is also not included in the community property calculation. Under state law, marital property is to be divided equally between the parties, regardless of misconduct. Usually, each ex-spouse receives one-half of the marital assets and is responsible for one-half of the marital debts.

However, Washington’s laws also have some flexibility when dividing marital property. The court is required to consider the nature and extent of the community property, the length of the marriage and each spouse’s respective financial position when making a ruling on dividing it. If the court finds that an equal division of property would leave one spouse in an inferior position, it has the authority to award an unequal distribution.

Washington spouses can agree to a property division and submit it the court for approval. Once established, property division orders cannot be modified or cancelled unless the court finds legal grounds to open the original divorce case, such as fraud.

Seems like anything they get during the marriage is split 50/50, unless the court sees it unfair she gets 50% if she put nothing into it. Everything made before/after the marriage belongs to Phil though.
 
I don't think Kat would get too much out of a divorce, maybe some alimony potentially but probably not much since they both work already. Really depends on how much she actually makes at her job and what Phil is shelling out for with her.
 
Did Phil get married for the tax break i wonder?
My theory is that he married her to impress his mother so she gives him 4000dollars for tax. Kat is a golddigger so she jumped on the opportunity, maybe she used his desperation and forced him not to have prenup.

One more thing. Dsps online personality made her date him, but now she wants no part of it... the thing that made him "loveable". What kinda soulmate is her?
 
So I haven't really been following DSP for about a month or two because he had gotten kinda boring. I checked in on everyone's favorite sad beggar, and something really struck me. He looks really fucking old. Unnaturally so. The only people I've known to age that quick are the terminally ill and literally exceptional to the point where they lack the ability to make competent life decisions. I guess coming back after a while it just really hit me how miserable of a life he really has.
He looks like someone who is balding, pudgy, pale because he never leaves the house, who drinks way too much, and gets zero physical exercise so he's very soft.

So, in other words, like Phil.
 
can't see black people
if you don't go out and see anyone

Was there ever a better time for this dude?

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