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What if Chris made an appearance on Mastermind? What would be his specialist subject?
 
Ho Mo for Women said:
What if Chris was a U.S. senator?
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I'd love to see Chris--or any lolcow, really--run for office. I already enjoy watching regular wackos fail at electoral politics, so something like this would be amazing to see.

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, the wuss Rob Bell is Chris' Delegate in the state house, and he hasn't had a Democratic challenger since 2009. The nomination would be pretty easy for him to get, assuming he (or someone else) was willing to pay the filing fee and do the necessary paperwork.
 
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Picklechu said:
I'd love to see Chris--or any lolcow, really--run for office. I already enjoy watching regular wackos fail at electoral politics, so something like this would be amazing to see.

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, the wuss Rob Bell is Chris' Delegate in the state house, and he hasn't had a Democratic challenger since 2009. The nomination would be pretty easy for him to get, assuming he (or someone else) was willing to pay the filing fee and do the necessary paperwork.
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The Virginia Dems would never endorse Chris for obvious reasons. What name would Chris use for his party?
 
Morbid Boredom said:
The Virginia Dems would never endorse Chris for obvious reasons. What name would Chris use for his party?
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Oh, I never said that. He could sneak in and take the nomination, though. In Virginia, parties can choose whether to nominate candidates either by convention or by primary; the Democratic Party usually chooses the latter.
 
Kecleon said:
What if Chris made an appearance on Mastermind? What would be his specialist subject?
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The Life and Work of Christian Weston Chandler. Then he'd tard rage when the researchers used the CWCki to get the questions and answers. Or lose because he doesn't remember any events prior to a week ago.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was Australian?
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He would be interviewed by the story-starved news shows like A Current Affairs and 60 Minutes on his life story and trolling.
He would also have Healthcare and claim to be an Aboriginal from the Gurnandai Tribe.
 
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Valiant said:
He would be interviewed by the story-starved news shows like A Current Affairs and 60 Minutes on his life story and trolling.
He would also have Healthcare and claim to be an Aboriginal from the Gurnandai Tribe.
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Heh, Chris actually does have healthcare. He could see a shrink for free, he just chooses not to.
 
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