Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[TheDramaDiedALongTimeAgo]

Let’s see:

• Mumkey and SOTY haven’t uploaded in 2 weeks
• Mumkey’s Twitter has been 5 days silent
• Liu has been banned from Twitter
• According to @World Star, the last this Demon guy heard she was writing a suicide note
• Even on the gay ops Discord, the most recent notable update was from Sunday

Are we just waiting for Patchy to give an unfortunate announcement, or is this a sign that Mumkey is truly moving on? I’m hoping the latter, but with the suicide note being factored in, if it’s true, we may have a thread on someone who can no longer fuck up.

Patchy is still active on Twitter
He liked someone’s post two days ago but it wasn’t anything to do with mumkey
It seems he’s moving on with his life
Good for him

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Patchy is still active on Twitter
He liked someone’s post two days ago but it wasn’t anything to do with mumkey
It seems he’s moving on with his life
Good for him

Could be that Our Glorious Leader was wrong and Mumkey doesn't commit the big oof? Could be Tyler the first lolcow to redeem himself? Find out in the next episode of Eliot Ball Z: Autism Rampage

 

[HM 935]

Right now, Tyler is in a state of LALALA NOT LISTENING. He'll snap when he realizes it's over. He can't get a real job, no serious employer will touch him and sure he can get a job at the local golden archs, but what do you think is gonna happen when people keep constantly coming in yelling mumkey jones and shouting lines from his videos or asking him stupid questions about liu? He'll get fired. And the cycle will continue at every menial job he takes. He'll realize eventually that he's irredeemably ruined his life and there is no Tyler anymore, only Mumkey. And when that happens.....


.....Big Oof

 

[Kartoshki]

I'd like to make it clear that if the poll was for Liu, I would have voted for End of Summer 2019. She becomes an hero first, Tyler comes tumbling after.

 

[Dickxon]

I'd like to make it clear that if the poll was for Liu, I would have voted for End of Summer 2019. She becomes an hero first, Tyler comes tumbling after.

Strongly disagree. She's a hebephile groomer with some kind of god complex. The only way she'll hero herself is if she fucks up so bad the cops come after her. Otherwise, she can continue having her ego inflated by all the crazies thirsting after her.

 

[Gilson]

I think while Tyler is gone, we've basically entered an intermission in the drama. If you want to play into his Breaking Bad shit, we finished Season 5A, waiting for 5B and the Big Finale he keeps talking about. And I think the biggest lesson people should take away from Tyler's downfall is simple. Don't live your life pretending to be someone you aren't.
Tyler was just a young adult in college with some creative talent, but some big issues with depression and lack of maturity. But instead of developing himself into the person he wanted to be IRL, he retreated into the persona of Mumkey Jones, the absurdist, outspoken character that he could use to vent his mind behind a veil of irony. He grew successful for his caricature persona, he became famous, he got a girlfriend, but it was all as Mumkey Jones the cartoon, not as Tyler.
He never tried self Improvement, because he thought he could become the mask of Mumkey. When he started appearing without the physical mask, but still acted like the character, I think he was trying to merge the two parts of himself into one. Take the confidence and clout of his character and merge it with his inner self. But you can't do that. It just doesn't work, because you'll always see yourself as a liar.
He lashed out, he cheated, he pushed everyone away. He did it all to himself. And I can't claim to know exactly what Tyler is thinking, but my best guess is he's rationalizing it to himself with thoughts like, "I'm burning down the Mumkey Jones persona, not my real life. None of this matters, because from now on, Tyler is in charge. None of the people reaching out to me want to help me, they want to save Mumkey Jones." And he's blinded himself to the fact that this isn't about that anymore.
He ruined his life because he ended up thinking it was never his life to begin with. I'm decently confident the big brain power dynamic bullshit he keeps talking about is a byproduct of a high he feels after burning down the persona. But give it time. A week, two weeks, maybe more. But eventually hes going to realize that he ruined everything he had going, and once that hits, the Big Oof is inevitable.
None of this would have happened if he had been sincere. If he had made a clear distinction between Mumkey and Tyler, instead of trying to be Mumkey full time, I bet you he would've never "broke bad." So take that as another lesson to learn from his example. Living a lie will only lead to a breakdown. Work on yourself instead of retreating into a mask.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I think while Tyler is gone, we've basically entered an intermission in the drama. If you want to play into his Breaking Bad shit, we finished Season 5A, waiting for 5B and the Big Finale he keeps talking about. And I think the biggest lesson people should take away from Tyler's downfall is simple. Don't live your life pretending to be someone you aren't.
Tyler was just a young adult in college with some creative talent, but some big issues with depression and lack of maturity. But instead of developing himself into the person he wanted to be IRL, he retreated into the persona of Mumkey Jones, the absurdist, outspoken character that he could use to vent his mind behind a veil of irony. He grew successful for his caricature persona, he became famous, he got a girlfriend, but it was all as Mumkey Jones the cartoon, not as Tyler.
He never tried self Improvement, because he thought he could become the mask of Mumkey. When he started appearing without the physical mask, but still acted like the character, I think he was trying to merge the two parts of himself into one. Take the confidence and clout of his character and merge it with his inner self. But you can't do that. It just doesn't work, because you'll always see yourself as a liar.
He lashed out, he cheated, he pushed everyone away. He did it all to himself. And I can't claim to know exactly what Tyler is thinking, but my best guess is he's rationalizing it to himself with thoughts like, "I'm burning down the Mumkey Jones persona, not my real life. None of this matters, because from now on, Tyler is in charge. None of the people reaching out to me want to help me, they want to save Mumkey Jones." And he's blinded himself to the fact that this isn't about that anymore.
He ruined his life because he ended up thinking it was never his life to begin with. I'm decently confident the big brain power dynamic bullshit he keeps talking about is a byproduct of a high he feels after burning down the persona. But give it time. A week, two weeks, maybe more. But eventually hes going to realize that he ruined everything he had going, and once that hits, the Big Oof is inevitable.
None of this would have happened if he had been sincere. If he had made a clear distinction between Mumkey and Tyler, instead of trying to be Mumkey full time, I bet you he would've never "broke bad." So take that as another lesson to learn from his example. Living a lie will only lead to a breakdown. Work on yourself instead of retreating into a mask.

This sounds a lot more like a weird mix of the Mask and Fight Club rather than Breaking Bad

 

[Pomniman]

I think while Tyler is gone, we've basically entered an intermission in the drama. If you want to play into his Breaking Bad shit, we finished Season 5A, waiting for 5B and the Big Finale he keeps talking about. And I think the biggest lesson people should take away from Tyler's downfall is simple. Don't live your life pretending to be someone you aren't.
Tyler was just a young adult in college with some creative talent, but some big issues with depression and lack of maturity. But instead of developing himself into the person he wanted to be IRL, he retreated into the persona of Mumkey Jones, the absurdist, outspoken character that he could use to vent his mind behind a veil of irony. He grew successful for his caricature persona, he became famous, he got a girlfriend, but it was all as Mumkey Jones the cartoon, not as Tyler.
He never tried self Improvement, because he thought he could become the mask of Mumkey. When he started appearing without the physical mask, but still acted like the character, I think he was trying to merge the two parts of himself into one. Take the confidence and clout of his character and merge it with his inner self. But you can't do that. It just doesn't work, because you'll always see yourself as a liar.
He lashed out, he cheated, he pushed everyone away. He did it all to himself. And I can't claim to know exactly what Tyler is thinking, but my best guess is he's rationalizing it to himself with thoughts like, "I'm burning down the Mumkey Jones persona, not my real life. None of this matters, because from now on, Tyler is in charge. None of the people reaching out to me want to help me, they want to save Mumkey Jones." And he's blinded himself to the fact that this isn't about that anymore.
He ruined his life because he ended up thinking it was never his life to begin with. I'm decently confident the big brain power dynamic bullshit he keeps talking about is a byproduct of a high he feels after burning down the persona. But give it time. A week, two weeks, maybe more. But eventually hes going to realize that he ruined everything he had going, and once that hits, the Big Oof is inevitable.
None of this would have happened if he had been sincere. If he had made a clear distinction between Mumkey and Tyler, instead of trying to be Mumkey full time, I bet you he would've never "broke bad." So take that as another lesson to learn from his example. Living a lie will only lead to a breakdown. Work on yourself instead of retreating into a mask.

I wouldn't say that using his Mumkey persona as a crutch was the entirety of the problem or even that it was a lie in the strictest sense. To create/choose and wear a mask is to evoke an aspect of one's subconscious. If that aspect runs out of control that signifies its bearer's lack of understanding of that facet of their own mind. To resent one's own alter ego is ultimately to resent oneself. In trying to reject Mumkey as not being part of him he's running away from the underlying problems that created Mumkey in the first place rather than confronting them.

 

[变性黑鬼]

He never tried self Improvement, because he thought he could become the mask of Mumkey. When he started appearing without the physical mask, but still acted like the character, I think he was trying to merge the two parts of himself into one. Take the confidence and clout of his character and merge it with his inner self. But you can't do that. It just doesn't work, because you'll always see yourself as a liar.

He lashed out, he cheated, he pushed everyone away. He did it all to himself. And I can't claim to know exactly what Tyler is thinking, but my best guess is he's rationalizing it to himself with thoughts like, "I'm burning down the Mumkey Jones persona, not my real life. None of this matters, because from now on, Tyler is in charge. None of the people reaching out to me want to help me, they want to save Mumkey Jones." And he's blinded himself to the fact that this isn't about that anymore.

He ruined his life because he ended up thinking it was never his life to begin with. I'm decently confident the big brain power dynamic bullshit he keeps talking about is a byproduct of a high he feels after burning down the persona.

That is a very intriguing take. I remember when he made a big deal about announcing that he would no longer be making the "Mumkey's Anime Reviews" series. As if anybody in the audience cared whether he framed his comedy as a pretend anime-review series or not. This was him peeling back the stuffy rubber monkey mask a little bit, to see whether anybody would love Tyler. However, there are billions of Tylers on YouTube, and only one Mumkey Jones.

Nobody loves Tyler, not even Sheepover. This kind of pissed me off when Joshua failed to realize it during his stream: Sheep is just another fangirl of Mumkey too. So when Liu says "he's always been Tyler to me, not Mumkey" her retarded little brain is striking a powerful chord.

None of this would have happened if he had been sincere. If he had made a clear distinction between Mumkey and Tyler, instead of trying to be Mumkey full time

That is one possibility, and I think it would have worked better than trying to chop Mumkey Jones off of his psyche entirely. However, I think his best move would be to integrate Tyler and Mumkey. Make Mumkey less nihilistic and cynical, and Tyler more outgoing and carefree. I haven't read Jung, but I'm assuming this is what the big brains refer to as integrating the shadow self.

Somebody send him a Jordan Peterson book for his next mailbag episode, so he can start washing his penis.

Alright spill the beans now unless you were *gasp* lying

I don't know what you're talking about! I will be suing Lolcow & Lolcow LLC over this slaunder.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Right now, Tyler is in a state of LALALA NOT LISTENING. He'll snap when he realizes it's over. He can't get a real job, no serious employer will touch him and sure he can get a job at the local golden archs, but what do you think is gonna happen when people keep constantly coming in yelling mumkey jones and shouting lines from his videos or asking him stupid questions about liu? He'll get fired. And the cycle will continue at every menial job he takes. He'll realize eventually that he's irredeemably ruined his life and there is no Tyler anymore, only Mumkey. And when that happens.....


.....Big Oof

Warehouse worker.

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

She's gone.

https://www.patreon.com/mumkey http://mumkeyjones.tv/ https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeyjones

www.youtube.com

Haven't watch yet. Hmm...

 

[Mapo Tofu]

(Nobody is surprised)

 

[Rebis]

I think this “Mumkey will never be able to work again” crap is way out of hand. Even if a company does a google search, he’s not the top result for Tyler Millard. The gap in his resume isn’t great, but he’s what, 23? It’s not going to be that hard to get a job that’s about right for someone that age. And it’s not like there are going to be flocks of people coming in to screw with him. Maybe every once in a while they’ll get somebody come in and say something like “Hey Mumkey, do an anime review of pedophile girlfriends” but I can’t imagine it would be a daily or even weekly thing.

Edit: Oh Shit

Edit 2: Finished the video. Basically he realized he couldn’t “fix” Liu like he wanted so he called it off. He takes some time to compare his life to some fictional characters, thank people who haven’t abandoned him, then says he’s going to isolate himself (his words, not mine) for a bit because being alone is the best thing for himself atm.

Maybe I’m just overly optimistic, but this seems like a step in the right direction. Like he says, having 2 mentally unstable people living alone together is a cocktail of disaster. He’s still being whiny internet man in this video, but he seems to have lost a good amount of the smugness and self-righteousness that he had before, which I’ve often found is the first step towards changing.

 

[Rotollo]

She's gone.

https://www.patreon.com/mumkey http://mumkeyjones.tv/ https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeyjones

www.youtube.com

Haven't watch yet. Hmm...

how long till he tries to talk to Dick since everyone is gone now?

 

[Fuzhou]

She's gone.

https://www.patreon.com/mumkey http://mumkeyjones.tv/ https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeyjones

www.youtube.com

Haven't watch yet. Hmm...

I have this strange feeling that either this is fake so he can say GOTCHA to everyone, or it's real, and Mumkey sadly just killed his entire future for a bit of rancid pussy.

How long until, if it's real, he BEGS Sheepover to take him back?

 

[Gottahavemysips]

She's gone.

https://www.patreon.com/mumkey http://mumkeyjones.tv/ https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeyjones

www.youtube.com

Haven't watch yet. Hmm...

For a second I was thinking Liu killed herself, but at a cursory glance it appears she just left him (likely to go after some middle school dick). Anyways, this could be very good for him if he actually tries to repair his former relationships. Hopefully he still has some actual friends who haven't cut him off entirely.

Wow, actually, looks like he broke up with her. Talk about a twist. What in the hell could she have done that was so awful to get Tyler to break it off?

 

[Jack Awful]

I've been a mildly naughty boy:
I contacted Liu a handful of days ago on Discord.
Not to get nudes or even mess with or be mean to her, but I wanted to have her start a podcast, which I still want her to do.

I tried to message her today regarding her leaving Mumkey, but she probably did mild research and found my KF account or something cuz she blocked me, so here's the logs:

Spoiler: Logs

 

[Maltninja]

She's gone.

https://www.patreon.com/mumkey http://mumkeyjones.tv/ https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeyjones

www.youtube.com

Haven't watch yet. Hmm...

Pathetic weak needy manlet looking for ehugs from his kiddie fans. What a sad cunt.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

List of famous dead monkeys:

1. Harambe
2. Mumkey Jones

 

[Gilson]

I'm. Flabbergasted is an understatement. I said a week or two, not a few fucking hours. And he's literally already talking about how he wants to commit Big Oof like in Avengers: Endgame. He talks like he called it off, but he's also saying how he failed to "save her."
Jesus Christ Tyler, don't fucking kill yourself. I think you are reading these threads, and I need your ass to know that there is no fucking reason to think that this is the end of your life. You fucked up, but guess what. You fucking realized it. That's step one. Now build on that. Take the damn advice people are giving you. Start turning this shit around and everyone can move past this, and years from now you can laugh it off as an early 20s fuckup. Reach out. You want to help other people? Then let other people help you.