Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Darwin Watterson]

He mentioned Asterios among the people who stuck by him, but other people in this thread have said that that wasn’t the case and that Asterios had decided to cut and run once it became apparent to him that Mumkey was dead-set on self-destruction.

So what’s actually going on? Is Mumkey expressing some sort of Stockholm syndrome on account of not wanting to believe that Asterios would abandon him or something?

 

[Tramadol]

 

[Jack Awful]

One thing that gets me:
He says that HE broke up with HER and says the reason why is because they were both broken and couldn't fix each other.

He clearly still loves her, and I almost feel Liu broke up with him because she clearly doesn't love him, and if he's trying to rationalize it.

 

[变性黑鬼]

He mentioned Asterios among the people who stuck by him, but other people in this thread have said that that wasn’t the case and that Asterios had decided to cut and run once it became apparent to him that Mumkey was dead-set on self-destruction.

So what’s actually going on? Is Mumkey expressing some sort of Stockholm syndrome on account of not wanting to believe that Asterios would abandon him or something?

Have people said that? All I know is that Tyler tried to preemptively cut ties with Asterios in his Patreon announcement, but then Asterios replied to that post and seemed to indicate that he would still be there for Tyler to work with once he came back from his mental health break.

I wonder whether Tyler understands that Erich simply cannot jeopardize his career as a school teacher by associating with someone who fucks underage boys.

Also, who even is Cob lol? At least Florian has lots of money, although he does not appear to be sharing.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

IMAGINE MY SHOCK!

 

[Top Skink]

I voted on dying q2 2020 but at this point i'm thinking it may happen in weeks or even days

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

One thing that gets me:
He says that HE broke up with HER and says the reason why is because they were both broken and couldn't fix each other.

He clearly still loves her, and I almost feel Liu broke up with him because she clearly doesn't love him, and if he's trying to rationalize it.

That's exactly whats happening. I've said it before in this thread Tyler is protecting his ego any way he can. He has to have broken up with Liu for noble reasons. Otherwise he has to face the fact that she never loved him and was more interested in high school boys. Maybe this will soften the blow enough for him not to neck himself before the end of the year. I honestly hope it does. He can still come back from this he just has to be honest with himself and his situation.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

"my favorite scene in avengers was when one person killed themselves so the other one didn't have to"
"I sent Liu back to new york where she has better support"
"after this video I'm gonna lock my doors and log off"

 

[Isolated Incident]

Man fuck off.

Translation: "I know who really sucks my dick"

He isn't looking for people to depend on, otherwise he'd talk to Dick. What he's looking for are cock suckers.

Edit: grammar.

 

[LoopBird]

Well he did say he had a video coming out soon. If that comes out he might be recovering, for now.

He isn't looking for people to depend on, otherwise he'd talk to Dick. What he's looking for is cock suckers.

"hey I'm going to ignore your every advice and ruin my life (and possibly yours), wanna come over saturday?

 

[Julia Fortune]

Now that Liu is gone maybe permanently, how does that affect the suicide clock? I could see it pushing his fate either forward or backward.

 

[Chiri]

I'd say that we've reached the endgame (lol) now. If Mumkey is gonna kill himself I really feel like he'll do it in the next couple of weeks. This is the most critical time for him. He might be in the clear if he can make it to Autumn assuming nothing else happens to him. Now that Liu is gone I wonder what this means for Mumkey and Patchy. Patchy interacting with him again could significantly lower the odds of suicide.

 

[LoopBird]

Now that Liu is gone maybe permanently, how does that affect the suicide clock? I could see it pushing his fate either forward or backward.

He'll either kill himself very soon or not a all for the foreseeable future.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Well he did say he had a video coming out soon. If that comes out he might be recovering, for now.

"The next video will be the good and funny one, its almost done it'll probably be up by the end of the week. I promise." comes off insanely ominous to me.

Here's to hoping it's not called "Mumkey Jones Retribution."

 

[nekrataal]

Now that Liu is gone maybe permanently, how does that affect the suicide clock? I could see it pushing his fate either forward or backward.

I hope it goes forward, I’m looking forward to him chimping out.

 

[Quintex96]

Here's to hoping it's not called "Mumkey Jones Retribution."

Or 'Liu's Ghost Squad'

 

[Top Skink]

Now that Liu is gone maybe permanently, how does that affect the suicide clock? I could see it pushing his fate either forward or backward.

tough to say, really depends on what he does in the next few days. If he reaches out to his family and gets support, and tries/succeeds at making up with his friends, he could unironically pull out of this alive
if he doesn't and tries to go it alone, might as well have already tied the knot. Even if he doesn't want to admit it, these last months have had soul-crushing experiences, and it's clearly tearing him up

 

[Pig Aloof]

Which of course is very embarrassing. So to do you all a favor for your next meme videos I thought it would be fun to make it even worse by comparing myself to Avengers: Endgame, which I recently saw in theaters for the third and final time to celebrate it beating Avatar at the box office.

This is the statement that had me a little worried. He says he watched Endgame for the final time. Why the final time? Why can't he watch it again later especially since he seems to love the movie. I don't know, if it wasn't for the cat I would think that this was a suicide note of sorts. Sadly I agree with Null's predictions of suicide, I do not think the cat will be enough to keep him alive. Worst case scenario is someone finds him dead and alone in his apartment with his face half chewed of by the kitty.

Edit: Although I will bet that someone calls a wellness check on him soon.

 

[Erich Raeder]

So uh Mumkey, was Season 5A of Breaking Bad just half an episode?

 

[Mumkey Lover]

Call me an emotional, self inserting faggot, but while i'm happy Tyler is finally getting rid of Liu, it makes me sad knowing he still despises his fans like me. I don't know how many hours i've spent watching mumkey, watching his depression chambers, watching his gaming channel I even watched every Yugioh lets play he ever made, fuck i think I wasted more time watching his 24 hour twitch stream then i ever did anything else this year. But i guess i'm the asshole who just never cared for him and only wanted to watch him burn and live alone despite never hating him or Sheep when they were still together.