Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Isolated Incident]

Any bets that he's gonna beg Liu to come back?

 

[Paul Manafort]

Now that the whole Liu situation has come tumbling down Mumkey should see that his brother was right the entire time and they should make amends, unfortunately it kind of seems in the latest video like he’s still mad at his brother for not supporting a relationship that doesn’t even exist anymore, that Mumkey himself now admits was a mistake all along. If he’s so obsessed with “forgiveness” now surely he’ll get over this and “forgive” Patchy for the crime of not unconditionally supporting an unhealthy relationship, right?

 

[Julia Fortune]

Any bets that he's gonna beg Liu to come back?

Hard to say with him, but I'm not convinced that Liu is actually out of the picture.

 

[scathefire]

This is the statement that had me a little worried. He says he watched Endgame for the final time. Why the final time? Why can't he watch it again later especially since he seems to love the movie. I don't know, if it wasn't for the cat I would think that this was a suicide note of sorts. Sadly I agree with Null's predictions of suicide, I do not think the cat will be enough to keep him alive. Worst case scenario is someone finds him dead and alone in his apartment with his face half chewed of by the kitty.

Edit: Although I will bet that someone calls a wellness check on him soon.

I was assuming he meant the final time in theaters, not the absolute final time.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Call me an emotional, self inserting faggot, but while i'm happy Tyler is finally getting rid of Liu, it makes me sad knowing he still despises his fans like me. I don't know how many hours i've spent watching mumkey, watching his depression chambers, watching his gaming channel I even watched every Yugioh lets play he ever made, fuck i think I wasted more time watching his 24 hour twitch stream then i ever did anything else this year. But i guess i'm the asshole who just never cared for him and only wanted to watch him burn and live alone despite never hating him or Sheep when they were still together.

Remember that you're not responsible for his downfall... it's all @asterios 's fault.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

I imagine he is going to pull off the following:
1. Rampage shooting across the Carolinas to beat the highscores of the Champion Gunners Sam Hyde and Ben Garrison.
2. Make a dead man switch suicide video.
3. Identify as a tranny and become a batshit insane left-wing commie.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

sue of side soon

 

[Rebis]

New poll; Who will he beg to come back first, Sheep or Liu?

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

Is everyone in Digibro's circle a piece of shit now?

Yes. Yes indeed.

 

[Slap47]

Cole cheated because he had no one that understands his emotional pain from the war like the german chick did, they both understand each other, they actually loved each other.
Mumkey cheated because he is emotionally stunted exceptional individual who does not how to buy drugs from high schoolers.

And now Mumkey is sperging about how he kills the things he loves.

I'd say this is uncanny.

 

[Jack Awful]

Any bets that he's gonna beg Liu to come back?

If he's still alive he will. I just wanna know if he'll do it in private or if he'll be an attention whore and do it publically.

 

[roget]

Seriously he showed more sadness over losing disgusting furslut than fucking up his relationship with Sheepover.

This is probably the thing that bothered me most about the video. Obviously he had more time to process the Sheepover stuff before he made the initial video talking about cheating on her, and he's definitely in a different state of mind now but it was still very off-putting to see him so much more distraught over the end of this "relationship" than his one with Sheep.

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

Seriously he showed more sadness over losing disgusting furslut than fucking up his relationship with Sheepover.

You have to take into account that he based his entire gameplan from here on out on them being together. With her now gone, that shit went out the window. It's not just about losing the pedo, you have to look at it in context. Like I said, the guy is in purgatory -- he has no idea where to go from now. I'd be pretty fucking destroyed if I were in his shoes right now.

One thing that gets me:
He says that HE broke up with HER and says the reason why is because they were both broken and couldn't fix each other.

He clearly still loves her, and I almost feel Liu broke up with him because she clearly doesn't love him, and if he's trying to rationalize it.

Yup, that's exactly what's happening. I've seen a somewhat similar situation unfold IRL and the rationalization part is spot on.

 

[World Star]

I voted on dying q2 2020 but at this point i'm thinking it may happen in weeks or even days

I voted for the end of this year but things have accelerated at a rate I don't think anyone here could've reasonably foreseen.
Since the start of all of this It seems like Tyler has made the worse decisions he could've made.
I can't help but feel like if it wasn't for the drugs he's on and his ego he could've avoided this situation.
But maybe he was doomed to this fate when he fell in love with Ashley since it seems that reason why he burned all those bridges with his, friends, family and fans was so that he could stay with her.
But now that she's gone and he's thrown everything away for her what's left for the man who wore the mumkey mask?

 

[LoopBird]

I voted for the end of this year but things have accelerated at a rate I don't think anyone here could've reasonably foreseen.
Since the start of all of this It seems like Tyler has made the worse decisions he could've made.
I can't help but feel like if it wasn't for the drugs he's on and his ego he could've avoided this situation.
But maybe he was doomed to this fate when he fell in love with Ashley since it seems that reason why he burned all those bridges with his, friends, family and fans was so that he could stay with her.
But now that she's gone and he's thrown everything away for her what's left for the man who wore the mumkey mask?

Leaving Liu was his first good decision in a very long time (assuming he made the decision). She clearly doesn't give a fuck about what harm she does to every single person she dates ever. When Tyler offs himself she might realize her actions do have repercussions, than again probably not.

 

[The biggest iron]

The real winner in this all is Null. This combined with the Yaniv media coverage must feel really vindicating for him.

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

Leaving Liu was his first good decision in a very long time (assuming he made the decision). She clearly doesn't give a fuck about what harm she does to every single person she dates ever. When Tyler offs himself she might realize her actions do have repercussions, than again probably not.

Don't mistake "leaving Liu" for "leaving Liu". He didn't leave her exactly, he just came to the conclusion that they were not able to help each other. The guy clearly still has feelings for her and will probably come crawling back in a few days, which is fucked. Nothing's really changed.

 

[LoopBird]

The real winner in this all is Null. This combined with the Yaniv media coverage must feel really vindicating for him.

Who is this Null character

 

[The Pink Panther]

Who is this Null character

Newfag. Null is the owner and operator of this site.

He's Diet Metokur, except he owns a site where several people can make fun of motherfuckers and not just one...but he does have a weekly series called MAD AT THE INTERNET though.

EDIT: ah, man, i hope the Ooperator doesn't see me calling him Diet Metokur

 

[aFairlyOddFaggot]

Id say mumkey dodged a bullet, but he got himself in this position in the first place.