T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

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There's a github for the Threadnought called the plotnaught
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Who the fuck would even be proud of something like that? It reminds me of the episode of South Park where Randy is really proud of the giant crap he took.

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Greg you're a massive turd, even bigger than Bono.
 
He somehow gives Nicky Rackets shit for having a strip mall office yet LowT greg works in an office plaza that has nothing but law offices by the boat load, hell it might as well be a sweatshop for lawyers.
Somone say sweatshop? i grew up in one of those till Dr Jones rescue me. Im surprised its not near a foot locker, fried chicken and check cashing place since he tried to get gibs money on bullshit suits
 
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This seems to just plot the number of tweets by a timescale.


That appears to be the extent of this unless I'm reading the code wrong. It also puts things in a DB...which doesn't actually help I don't think.

Edit: confirmed, this literally just spits out a tweets/days plot.

First of all, this really does underscore how embarrassing tgreg is and I don't know if he or the project originator realize this. Though I have a sneaking suspicion about the latter.

Secondly, it'd be way more useful to create a "turn this monstrosity into a fucking blogpost"naught project...
 
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Don't forget:

Nick has a stay at home waifu. Douchette has a long term working girlfriend (who probably makes most of the dough).

Nick by all appearances is an involved father to his five kids. Douchette abandoned his firstborn.

Nick is a small town jack of all trades lawyer who literally does youtube-funded pro bono cases. Douchette is a super lawlyer who does pro bono when he really can't afford to.

And additionally note, Greg crowdfunded a lawsuit that he personally took on, and lost.
 
And additionally note, Greg crowdfunded a lawsuit that he personally took on, and lost.

Considering he tweets on average just about every three minutes that's no real wonder. Kind of hard to write a motion or even do case research when you're on Twitter every waking moment.

Edit: Holy fuck, just look at this:

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Last October he had one day where he tweeted 671 times. Assuming 8 hours for sleeping, eating, etc. that means that for the remaining 16 hours of that day he was tweeting a little more than once every 90 seconds. He probably spent the entire day just staring at his phone and tweeting like some strung out fucking addict in a crack den.
 
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What is the point?

It's a labyrinthine defecation and an incomprehensibly abominable abuse of Twitter's messaging structure-- how does recursively rebuilding this sordid excuse for a hugbox make it even remotely easier for navigate at all, talk less of the way it was supposedly meant to be navigated?
 
I don't know why you'd be impressed by a giant turd of an irrelevant tweet thread. I can't even underscore enough how completely pointless and useless the "threadnought" is. It's just the endless ravings of a lunatic and a bunch of other losers prancing about telling each other how smart they are and accomplishing nothing. It's probably not even the longest tweet thread on Twitter.
 
I don't know why you'd be impressed by a giant turd of an irrelevant tweet thread. I can't even underscore enough how completely pointless and useless the "threadnought" is. It's just the endless ravings of a lunatic and a bunch of other losers prancing about telling each other how smart they are and accomplishing nothing. It's probably not even the longest tweet thread on Twitter.

It's an elaborate, malignant hugbox. You respond to someone, if you're not careful about who you're responding to and how you're responding to them, you'll end up attracting at least a dozen other people who swarm you with the light they got from poser lawyers who upon further reflection are partisan enough that they've ceased to know what they're talking about, and that's either before or after one or two of said lawyers try beating you down with their very arguably ill-founded legal opinions. In the Spednaught, they won't be immediately ratio'd to death, so it appears as if they have more support than they actually do because they've been able to concentrate it within the Spednaught.

Turbosperg's threadnaught is a law repository similar to PULL's garbage repository that no sane person will cite or read.

Pretty sure they cited it in Rial/Toye's TCPA.
 
In the event Douchette is Touched by the Beard (unlikely, I know), someone at BHBH is going to blow a few blood vessels wading through all that sewage.

Nah. They probably laugh at him, just like we do. Greg is an ass, and his law-splaining is an ass as well.

All I know is that after watching this debacle for over 5 months now, I will never, ever hire a lawyer that has "Super Lawyer" or any of its variations noted on his CV. I realize you should never watch sausage being made, but honestly, the showing from every single one of the so-called "Super Lawyers" has been extremely educational, and not in a good way.
 
Nah. They probably laugh at him, just like we do. Greg is an ass, and his law-splaining is an ass as well.

All I know is that after watching this debacle for over 5 months now, I will never, ever hire a lawyer that has "Super Lawyer" or any of its variations noted on his CV. I realize you should never watch sausage being made, but honestly, the showing from every single one of the so-called "Super Lawyers" has been extremely educational, and not in a good way.
But I love sausage-making videos :(
or any cooking vids for that matter…

Though I'm baffled that no super lawyer has come to Nick's defence. Wouldn't it be a surefire way to boost popularity and prove just how superduper good at law you are?
 
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This fuck is seriously stupid.

He's also ok with forcefully grabbing and kissing women too.

No, her affidavit is going to get striken from the record because it critically contradicts two different affidavits that also contradict each other, one of them being issued by a guy who wasn't even there in '07...and also because it's likely that she's legit been diagnosed with BPD or somesuch, in which case she perjured herself from line frigging 1 of her affidavit.
 
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