Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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"you want look like Rocky Dennis yes? please understand"
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
"you want look like Rocky Dennis yes? please understand"
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He thinks the face surgeons might have done the wrong thing? Like, did something other than FFS? He's probably just paranoid because I doubt they have many people doing bottom surgery and non-FFS face shit, but damn would it be an arc if his face was somehow less feminine.
 
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"you want look like Rocky Dennis yes? please understand"
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"You want the silicone implants that spell 'PENDEJO' across your forehead, sí?"

He picked the cheapest surgeons he could find, with the first available surgery date, in a country where he doesn't speak the language, and only now is he fretting that they might not have got his face right?

Even if the facial surgeon did the best possible job he could within the limits imposed by the manly face he had to work with, Luke's bound to find something horribly wrong with it. He's not going to be remotely pretty, much less a cute anime girl, and his ongoing depression, anxiety, and suicidal ideation is totally going to be the surgeon's fault from now on. Cue the next round of emotional hostage-taking with his parents so they'll pay for more surgeries, while complaining about them on Twitter.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
"You want the silicone implants that spell 'PENDEJO' across your forehead, sí?"

He picked the cheapest surgeons he could find, with the first available surgery date, in a country where he doesn't speak the language, and only now is he fretting that they might not have got his face right?

Even if the facial surgeon did the best possible job he could within the limits imposed by the manly face he had to work with, Luke's bound to find something horribly wrong with it. He's not going to be remotely pretty, much less a cute anime girl, and his ongoing depression, anxiety, and suicidal ideation is totally going to be the surgeon's fault from now on. Cue the next round of emotional hostage-taking with his parents so they'll pay for more surgeries, while complaining about them on Twitter.
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And he'll blame Trump. For forcing him to make a major life decision in a state of blind fear, of course. And his parents, for not paying more for a better surgeon. And if we're really lucky, maybe even Kiwi Farms. For some damn reason.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
And he'll blame Trump. For forcing him to make a major life decision in a state of blind fear, of course. And his parents, for not paying more for a better surgeon. And if we're really lucky, maybe even Kiwi Farms. For some damn reason.
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Wasn't that already part of his rationale for getting it done in Mexico at the first opportunity; to avoid Trump's tranny killing right wing death squads?
 
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"several" of Luke's high school friends have trooned out, but it's totally not just a fetish and they all definitely have what should be an incredibly rare mental disorder.
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He supposedly is radicalized enough that he overcame "phone anxiety" to call a Republican representative to screech about Le Drumpf
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"When I was a preteen and had some very homophobic ideas about HIV and anal sex I curled into a ball once and then became afraid I might have touched my... You know&gotten HIV" http://archive.li/jCVez
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NIGHT IN THE WOODS, TW cringe
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Top Lop is upset someone he thinks is his ally has him blocked, possibly for being too much of a crackpot extremist.
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Luke: "There should be a treaty between non-US countries where time spent in any of them counts as time toward residency/citizenship in any one of them. Of course that would require any countries to want US citizens to permanently immigrate."

That's a fucking moronic idea, and no government on Earth would agree to sign such a treaty. More to the point, countries generally want immigrants that can contribute to their society in a meaningful way. Luke is a NEET leech who pissed away a tenure-track position, does nothing except for tweeting like a madman and hasn't left this country for any purpose other than getting his body carved up. Nobody else would want him.

Luke: "I wish everyone had the opportunity to go a la carte abroad like I have."

:story: Not all of us have been blessed with parents who will give us their unstinting support even as we backbite them and whine about how unsupportive they are, Luke. He's so incredibly lucky they didn't boot his ass to the curb years ago instead of paying his way to Korea and Mexico and wherever he decides to go for his next surgery. I wonder if he'll ever be able to comprehend that.

Luke: Assumes plastic surgery literally means installing plastic parts or some shit, and doesn't know that skin is a "plastic" material in the sense that it's malleable and flexible.

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Plastic surgery has existed about as long as human civilization. Ancient Egyptians were reconstructing broken noses five thousand years ago, and surgeons in India were writing books on the topic while most of Europe was still sorting out how to make iron swords. Roman physicians were doing basic cosmetic surgery a century before the birth of Jesus. Cleft palates and missing noses were being repaired by surgeons in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries; the first use of the term "plastic surgery" appeared in 1839, predating the creation of plastic as a material by seventy years. Many pioneering techniques were created to help soldiers who were disfigured in the World Wars. And all of that has led to this: a mentally ill NEET going overseas to get his body chopped up at a discount and sperging on Twitter about his ignorance. Ugh.
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Imagine if we lived in a civilized society and you had to see some sort of psychiatrist before going in for a surgery like this.

"So, why do you want to go in and have a stinkditch installed?"
"I need it to flee the country since they're setting up concentration camps for trans people."
"Okay... and what are you expecting the results to be?"
"I'm hoping for Asuka but Rei or Misato is all right too."
"You're aware that this is a difficult procedure with a long recovery, right?"
"Yeah, I plan to mainly LARP to myself about Evangelion while I lie in bed and eat room service."
"And what do you plan to do after you're recovered?"
"Move to a highly conservative Asian country with a first-world standard of living, and live incognito as a woman."
"You're willing to quit your job and leave your family behind?"
"I have no job and I hate my family"
"Do you have a job lined up in Asia?"
"I'm pretty sure they'd love for me to teach their children English. It sounds pretty easy."

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