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SowonNation said:
Soo.. we've been over this before, but people trying to troll Phil by throwing pennies at him is just plain stupid, sound good?

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not doxxing them out of respect, but this is not even a good excuse in my opinion. They cheered like 200 bits trying to bait Phil into rants, and it didn't even pay off.
Even if it's just leftovers of a prepaid gift card, why use it on this worthless sack of shit? All you get is the mocking-voice and you look like an idiot either way.
It's just a small percentage of troll contributions per month, but it adds up eventually. Looking forward to @actually 's summary for this month.
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"It's not my money" must be one of the painfully dumbest reasons for giving money to DSP I've ever seen.

It could be the fucking pope's money for all I care, but it's not about whose money it is - it's about whose money it becomes.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
What's the big surprise announcement in August?
  • Phil Burnell got a job
  • Solved secret money/health problem
  • Sold CT khando
  • He lied, Ket is pregnant
  • They get a real cat
  • They get a real horse, for the meme
  • A new way to burn your money
  • Something dull, uninteresting and not surprising
  • Announces nothing and nothing happens
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If he got any kind of job or partnership, the company that hires him or partners him is setting up for a public suicide which is why I doubt that's the case.

There are no health problems, so if he's dumb enough to out of the blue come out and say he had some x y disease people that give him money could get pissed.

The only viable option IMHO is he somehow found a way to get rid of his CT Condo or got some money. Money is always positive, like positive interactions. Whatever it is, it is money related.

To theory craft Kat could be preggo, we don't know since we never see her. Phil is nothing if not a manipulative retard so if their relationship is suffering he could knock her up as some extra anchor to stay with him. The wedding was nothing else, he just wanted to avoid the option of her simply leaving him like Panda did.
However unlikely I believe this is, I wouldn't be too shocked were it true.

Or he will say he will take some sort of vacation / honeymoon and spin it as a positive as in "remember how you guys said I need some time off?" or "you guys always tell me Phil you work so hard". Maybe even be extra scummy and say it wasn't his fans money but Kat saved up to surprise him.

Either way it will make me want to kill myself because his wheelchairs will eat it up, so there's that.
 
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Meanwhile in the Ask the King thread on The King of Hate forums...

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Mask_de_SMITH said:
This is something Phil tends to do a lot. Whenever there's some kind of begging money issue he needs "help" with, he likes to add shit like "we" as a way of turning his monetary issues into some kind of group effort. "WE need to beat this debt", "WE can pull through this". It subconsciously instills a "go get 'em, team" attitude into his autistic fanbase.
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It works too. It's the lamest of psychological tricks, but he has the right fanbase to fall for it.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Another poll suggestion (even so we still don't know the solution to the current one). Yes it's basically the same as on my Twitter, I'm an attention whore.

What's the big surprise announcement in August?
  • Phil Burnell got a job
  • Solved secret money/health problem
  • Sold CT khando
  • He lied, Ket is pregnant
  • They get a real cat
  • They get a real horse, for the meme
  • A new way to burn your money
  • Something dull, uninteresting and not surprising
  • Announces nothing and nothing happens
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Its most likely a cat. He will hype up streams and say he will show the cat.

Or Kat is preggy and lied to protect her.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Any guesses on what his august announcement is ? He said kat isn't pregnant
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First to ten winner take all Super Turbo match against Tevin. I don't know what the all could be, DSP couldn't outright bet because worst financial situation of my life and all.
 
Maybe I'm wrong because I haven't been paying close attention to pre-streams since I always manage to miss bits of it, but has he ever mentioned the "behind the scenes worst financial crisis in his life and needs the most help out ever" shit recently? Because the times I've listened in he hasn't pulled that pity party crap in a bit.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
It still absolutely blows my mind that he doesn’t have auto updates for tips and shit, like it’s genuine madness....I doubt there’s any other stream who does this shit for a living who still does shit like this...
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It’s time he can waste not playing games he doesn’t really enjoy. Whatever gets him closer to clocking out and just pocketing disability money without providing them with quality content. This is why people shouldn’t get mad on the internet at Phil. His life is miserable even as he pulls $200 a day. Worse if he’s actually in debt.

PenskeMaterial said:
This. MODERN ERA Darksfadil is pretty boring, and I expect whatever announcement he makes to be equally boring.

I hope I'm wrong and the writers come up with a new fun arc.
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True. The only arcs that will probably be fun are DSP losing his whales and/or Twitch actually giving a fuck and makes him eat a ban. Neither is happening anytime soon, though, so it’s just status quo for now.
 
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flatsoda said:
Regarding DSP's workday schedule.
On Feb. 28, 2019, after a pretty bad Subnautica "Chill" stream, DSP did a post-stream Q & A begging session in preparation for his big Pay My Taxes initiative in March.
In order to deflect questions regarding his non-existent exercise routine, DSP walked the viewers through an average workday for him. He also blamed his wife, DarksydeKat, and her work schedule for his late night gin hours.
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From these two responses, we can get a rough sketch of DSP's "Busy" workday.
Since DSP is a subhuman creature of habit, I'm going to assume that the schedule he laid out in February is the same schedule that he's complaining about today.

9:00 A.M.



10:00 A.M. - 4:00 P.M. First Stream


4:00 P.M. - 6:45 P.M.


6:45 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. Second Stream


9:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. Babysitting uploads


11:00 P.M. - 2:00 A.M. Relaxation Time/Time With *THUMBPOINT* DarksydeKat




It's pathetic that DSP attempts to paint his laidback work schedule as a hardship, and tries to guilt his gullible audience into feeling bad for him in order to get pitybucks out of them.

The Grift Continues . . .
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Quality post, great research and very illuminating. DSP has two hours he's babysitting uploads late at night, this is his window to exercise in his home. He'll have to use resistance bands, maybe one dumbbell or kettle ball and I'd suggest some pushup handles to do sets of exercises in between putting in data entry before hitting post to his archive on youtube to get around his claimed space limitations. I'd also suggest he get rid of the chair he says is uncomfortable and replace it with a 65cm diameter exercise ball, they even make rolling chair bases for them he can use as a straight replacement for the chair he doesn't like if necessary, as sitting on that will activate his core muscles more and come in handy for making pushups more difficult by elevating his feet onto it when he's strong enough to increase resistance during them. For leg days he's probably going to need to get a mat and some resistance bands that go around your ankles with straps and then stick with basic movements like squats, extensions, and if he's got stairs he can do some calf raises holding his dumbbell to increase resistance as needed. He can do decent work in 45 minutes to an hour at the most in between the checking on and posting of the next video in line on his archive.

This will require Phil to make time in his schedule to do this, so it won't happen, but it is very possible if he can find a way to eat out a few times less a few months in a row and use that money instead on getting the equipment required to do a routine effectively and with a premium on house space. He can even use this same workout/upload time to simultaneously watch his latest WWE women's matches or whatever he's got to watch to catch up on to really multitask but lol, yeah right.
 
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Very Honest Content said:
Quality post, great research and very illuminating. DSP has two hours he's babysitting uploads late at night, this is his window to exercise in his home. He'll have to use resistance bands, maybe one dumbbell or kettle ball and I'd suggest some pushup handles to do sets of exercises in between putting in data entry before hitting post to his archive on youtube to get around his claimed space limitations. I'd also suggest he get rid of the chair he says is uncomfortable and replace it with a 65cm diameter exercise ball, they even make rolling chair bases for them he can use as a straight replacement for the chair he doesn't like if necessary, as sitting on that will activate his core muscles more and come in handy for making pushups more difficult by elevating his feet onto it when he's strong enough to increase resistance during them. For leg days he's probably going to need to get a mat and some resistance bands that go around your ankles with straps and then stick with basic movements like squats, extensions, and if he's got stairs he can do some calf raises holding his dumbbell to increase resistance as needed. He can do decent work in 45 minutes to an hour at the most in between the checking on and posting of the next video in line on his archive.

This will require Phil to make time in his schedule to do this, so it won't happen, but it is very possible if he can find a way to eat out a few times less a few months in a row and use that money instead on getting the equipment required to do a routine effectively and with a premium on house space. He can even use this same workout/upload time to simultaneously watch his latest WWE women's matches or whatever he's got to watch to catch up on to really multitask but lol, yeah right.
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Since it's Phil, I'd just tell him to do push-ups, go on more walks in his neighborhood and eat half of what he usually eats. His portions are double of what a normal person would eat. Instead of two Authentic Italian Sauce slathered on Authentic Homemade Italian meatballs in store bought bread, he could simply just eat one.

From the looks of google maps of his area, he has a good stretch of woods down the road from his house he could go check out to get the scope of the land and be somewhat adventurous.

Like push-ups don't take a lot of time to do and I doubt he could even do 10 at this point. So he could work up to that as a goal and increase it in increments of 5 a day or so. This is Phil though. He's the type that fall for the get slim quick schemes and will not want to put in any effort.
 
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dont get your hopes up

dave likes to overhype stuff and he did these "positive announcements" before that turned up to be minor shit that he makes a big deal out of

for all we know it could be that his bank account finally stopped being overdrawn after paying his bills

did he say the exact date of the announcement? or did he just say "oh i have a big positive announcement sometime in august so stay tuned"?

its definetly something money related anyways

saying he finally got rid of his condo would be a dumb fucking announcement, nobody besides the detractors really give a shit about it and i doubt the average pay pig would really care that dave finally got rid of a condo he has been paying for half a decade now to stay empty because he was too lazy to at least rent it out just so he can break even, plus, why delay such a big announcement?

idk why, but i got a gut feeling that he'll say he'll go on his honey moon with his soulmaid or some shit
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
dont get your hopes up

dave likes to overhype stuff and he did these "positive announcements" before that turned up to be minor shit that he makes a big deal out of

for all we know it could be that his bank account finally stopped being overdrawn after paying his bills

did he say the exact date of the announcement? or did he just say "oh i have a big positive announcement sometime in august so stay tuned"?

its definetly something money related anyways

saying he finally got rid of his condo would be a dumb fucking announcement, nobody besides the detractors really give a shit about it and i doubt the average pay pig would really care that dave finally got rid of a condo he has been paying for half a decade now to stay empty because he was too lazy to at least rent it out just so he can break even, plus, why delay such a big announcement?

idk why, but i got a gut feeling that he'll say he'll go on his honey moon with his soulmaid or some shit
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Yeah I don't see why he's even bringing this up. Just seems like someone mentioned earlier that it's something to do with how all the money thrown at him isn't being sucked into a black hole and actually helped him out but that won't help because he knows he has to hound his fanbase that he's always in some deep shit to get money.

Most likely just has to do with him and will spin it in some way that he's giving back to his fanbase and making improvements. Like telling your fans you no longer have money issues will somehow relieve them of having to give him money and he doesn't want that. There are too many tiny things that he considers a big deal because he has nothing going on in his life.
 
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we should start coming up with theories about what might dave's big positive announcement be

-he finally got rid of the hornets in his garage

-he found out that his garage has an attic after getting rid of those hornets and 4 years after he moved to a new house and now has more

-space to store all his action figures collector's statues

-managed to sell his action figures collector's statues for a good price

-new and "exciting" patreon goals (play a coop game with him once a year for 2 hours, even though he claims he has no time to play video games when he's not streaming)
 
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