Chaos Is Me
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Yeah I’m sure you hate the attention, Amber.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Yeah I’m sure you hate the attention, Amber.
She made sure to cut off the part where he asked her to rub orange chicken all over her tiddies for $100
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Ur SoOo BeYuTiFulLlLlllL
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The only guys who would ever say that to hambo are feeder freaks, and even then her lack of hygiene would probably gross most of them out.
Nice try though AL, maybe you fooled Becky with that one.
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Hate to do this, but I'll play devil's advocate here (assuming once again it isn't a sock) : those types of people are fucking re.tarded and best way to counter them is to say something like "maybe I can change your mind on sucking another man off/ taking a throbbing cock up your ass" but then again, nobody sane would fuck Hamber.
IDK man, a lot of feeders get their jollies off on morbidly obese slobs and enjoy the idea of someone literally being so fucking heavy that they can't move. In other words: don't underestimate the grossness and bat-shit insanity of feeders.
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Did Al forget that Fourth of July party with Dusty where she claimed the men couldn’t control themselves around her? What about that one time you said that men would approach and try to hit on you at the mall with Becky? You love the attention gorl, don’t lah.
Whatthefuck
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Sorry, I broke my fucking eyes with the involuntary eye roll. What the fuck, sis. Ain't no one, but a feeder or troll is going to say that. She's so filthy. No one with any sense thinks she's beautiful. And, sorry, asshole here, it's her hygiene and weight and attitude at this point.
Chaos Is Me
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The best part is how much she lo0o0o0ves playing hard to get and being in a position of power. She loves the attention just as much as she loves turning people down.
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>thick gorgeous hair
Fifty dollars says that it's a sock account by Hamber or this person is blind/ really exceptional because her hair is thin, greasy, gross, and looks like a piece of feces when she puts it in her trademark fat girl bun. Here's someone with thick gorgeous hair:
Wanna know how she got it Hamber?: it's because she didn't turn her body into a garbage disposal for junk food and bothers to wash it properly.
Ugh, her hair in this recent video... It looks so fucking disgusting. I think she might be trying to conceal how grotesquely greasy and filthy her hair is by putting it in a braid, but clearly failed. Just stick to the poop buns, gorl. This ain't it.
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Her hair is so greasy that she could be a multi-millionaire if she sold her sebum to KFC- or her adipose tissue too.
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It's ironic, because that just looks like a piece of poop sticking out from the side of her head.
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Whats the over/under on that message being fake? I find it impossible to believe for a fucking second that a living, breathing human sent those messages to Bigass HamLard.
Or did she just snatch a generic screencap of a thirst DM in general? With no names and the icon blotted out who tf knows.
Or did she just snatch a generic screencap of a thirst DM in general? With no names and the icon blotted out who tf knows.
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“I envy you and your thick, gorgeous hair Amber, and your toned legs and your clean fingernails, and the way you smell like flowers, and...”
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Ah yes, the mall incident where our gorl had to scootypuff away from yet another man lusting after her.
Just did a quick search and found her ask.fm account of the harrowing experience:
This kind of shit happens to IrresistibleLynn daily, guys. Men CONSTANTLY flirt with her, it's a wonder she gets any coloring done with the sheer amount of dick pics she has to sift through and the hordes of men that follow her around everywhere.
Thankfully it's slowed down a bit since reaching 500 elbees.
Edit: I find it interesting that she would choose to respond to this dude instead of ignoring him like she does with 99% of her IG msgs, especially if she gets dms like this "daily" as she claims.
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Idk, I'm sure there are guys out there that hit the Holy Trinity of disgusting fetishes: feeder/scat/smelly. Amber would be a dreamboat for the more degenerate fetishist and she would eat it right up. It's only a matter of time before she loses all wherewithal and makes her patreon and premium Snapchat.
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They don't even have to be fEeDeRs. It's not like hitting on someone is a commitment or takes any time or effort. Some men will spam pickup lines all day long they don't give a fuck. It was prob just some pajeet.
AlabamaWhitman
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I’ve noticed that ugly/fat girls fantasize about shit like this. They want it to happen to them so badly that they make up stories like this. “I was alone and had to text someone to come save me from a creepy situation” like oooookay girl...
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She forgot to say bipolar lesbian
Nice try getting in her dainty hole guy, she is a true lesbian that buys target rainbow gear and backs out off a gay event to eat orange chicken 3 days in a row.
Nice try getting in her dainty hole guy, she is a true lesbian that buys target rainbow gear and backs out off a gay event to eat orange chicken 3 days in a row.
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This was Hamber sock accounting Hamber. I got you with the lip licking gorl, you do that nasty shit 24/7.
Bookish
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Foul smell fetishes definitely exist. There's a PH video of a guy who purposely hooked up with a woman who hadn't bathed for several days. He licked, whatever the female equivalent of smegma is...discharge of some sort, from her vagina. He was in the comments talking about how bad she smelled, but..bad-good, in that he loved it and would do it, again. Someone posted it for shock value, but thankfully, it only hit 2 of the 3 marks and there was no scat. She also wasn't morbidly obese, just regular out of shape, if memory serves. You're all welcome for that visual. There would be takers, but with such a small pool, how would she even meet such a person. Perhaps they seek you out?
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That's some /d/ levels of gross- although I think even the /d/eviants would find Hamber to be too gross even by their own standards.