Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[dopedodo]

Thanks @Kate Farms Shill for the credit but mostly for finding who it was who had posted that in their stories, I was rackin my brains trying to remember!

But also, it's Gwen who's the real SHILLER for them now apparently. Are you even a real sick person if you don't credit Kate Farms exclusively for keeping you alive?

and when'd Carmel get the super lesbian haircut? Isn't she the one with "chronic Lyme" in a country that doesn't actually have it?

I'm also bouncin with anticipation for the Skinwalker Poisoned By Dunkin Donuts story. I might pull out an old favourite in tribute.... here you go!

♡ STORY TIME: McDonalds Almost Killed me! | Amy Lee Fisher ♡

♡ STORY TIME: McDonalds Almost Killed me! ♡ *NEW VIDEOS EVERY FRIDAY AT 5PM (UK TIME)* • VLOG CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSMv_qGxYv33k9g4aLo0E...

www.youtube.com

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Good article: When Lyme Disease Becomes an Identity. https://www.thecut.com/2019/07/what-happens-when-lyme-disease-becomes-an-identity.html

I saw someone on IF say that there's such a thing as 'secondary fibro' that you get when you have EDS. C'mon.

 

[dopedodo]

I saw someone on IF say that there's such a thing as 'secondary fibro' that you get when you have EDS. C'mon.

Noooooope. When you get diagnosed with EDS your existing fibro dx, if you have one, should be binned because EDS is a definitive cause for pain and fibro is what you get diagnosed when docs have no idea why you're in pain. EDS can cause a lot of the same symptoms tho - like muscle pain, nerve pain, being too hot/cold, fatigue and brainfog (things I know fibro suffers claim).

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Thanks @Kate Farms Shill for the credit but mostly for finding who it was who had posted that in their stories, I was rackin my brains trying to remember!

But also, it's Gwen who's the real SHILLER for them now apparently. Are you even a real sick person if you don't credit Kate Farms exclusively for keeping you alive?

and when'd Carmel get the super lesbian haircut? Isn't she the one with "chronic Lyme" in a country that doesn't actually have it?

I'm also bouncin with anticipation for the Skinwalker Poisoned By Dunkin Donuts story. I might pull out an old favourite in tribute.... here you go!

♡ STORY TIME: McDonalds Almost Killed me! | Amy Lee Fisher ♡

♡ STORY TIME: McDonalds Almost Killed me! ♡ *NEW VIDEOS EVERY FRIDAY AT 5PM (UK TIME)* • VLOG CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSMv_qGxYv33k9g4aLo0E...

www.youtube.com

I know. Gwen is so much more loyal than I. Also, Becca in my profile pic is a "brand ambassador" for Kate Farms who shouts them out regularly and gets boxes of free loot in the mail, whereas I have only ever purchased (and gagged on) one of their ready-to-drink meal replacement beverages. I feel like such a fraud. (for real though that shit was vile, but the toobie warriors that keep shouting them out aren't tasting it.)

Carmel disappeared after her "chronic lyme" saga that was documented on LCF and completely dropped that angle. Came back in 2018 with a new identity as an autistic queer TERFS UNFOLLOW (nope, won't be doing that but thanks) persona and diagnosed EDS/POTS and still claiming all sorts of digestive problems (but chugs diet coke). I had been following her for a minute going "where the fuck do I know that shit-eating grin from" until it clicked. Profiled here.

Skinwalker is the only one to ever clock me as a fake profile, and it wasn't even when I was a rookie. I think that's why I'm so extremely in love with her and my archive on her is bigger than anyone except Jaquie (and jaquie was just...very prolific).

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I think all of this dance talk calls for another Autie dance video #crutchabuse

At 3:25 she attempts a back bend while leaning on her crutch showing her complete lack of flexibility.

Spoiler: Dance Sperging

Even very unflexible people can train quite quickly to do an impressive back bend. As long as you're warmed up and standing correctly you can look super flexible. It's all about the glutes and bending your knees.

Just for fun here 's some examples of what a difference correct posture makes:

Or she could put the crutch to some use as a dance prop and slip in some saidi moves:

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I think all of this dance talk calls for another Autie dance video #crutchabuse

At 3:25 she attempts a back bend while leaning on her crutch showing her complete lack of flexibility.

Spoiler: Dance Sperging

Even very unflexible people can train quite quickly to do an impressive back bend. As long as you're warmed up and standing correctly you can look super flexible. It's all about the glutes and bending your knees.

Just for fun here 's some examples of what a difference correct posture makes:

Or she could put the crutch to some use as a dance prop and slip in some saidi moves:

That was the most pathetic excuse for a backbend I've seen in... ever. Wow. I love when they give away just how insanely not-flexible they are, like cassie when she posts pictures of her in ballet poses and shows that she doesn't even have the range of motion that someone who occasionally does yoga would have.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

That was the most pathetic excuse for a backbend I've seen in... ever. Wow. I love when they give away just how insanely not-flexible they are, like cassie when she posts pictures of her in ballet poses and shows that she doesn't even have the range of motion that someone who occasionally does yoga would have.

I actually think Kelly is the only one out of the bunch with dancer level flexibility. I kind of miss her obnoxious leg up the wall dancer poses in the hospital corridor.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Hey Ellie PW, why'd you delete your instagram when I had a perfectly good leak in it?

Oooh what's the tea here?

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

I saw someone on IF say that there's such a thing as 'secondary fibro' that you get when you have EDS. C'mon.

End stage fibro.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oooh what's the tea here?

Alas, very little and still working with leak-chan to see what we can salvage. She purged her account just before leak-chan started archiving it.

 

[Maxie]

I think all of this dance talk calls for another Autie dance video #crutchabuse

At 3:25 she attempts a back bend while leaning on her crutch showing her complete lack of flexibility.

Spoiler: Dance Sperging

Even very unflexible people can train quite quickly to do an impressive back bend. As long as you're warmed up and standing correctly you can look super flexible. It's all about the glutes and bending your knees.

Just for fun here 's some examples of what a difference correct posture makes:

Or she could put the crutch to some use as a dance prop and slip in some saidi moves:

Even watching her hands, her fingers never hyperextend at all. Her knees never fully extend.

 

[Redandvino]

Did she accept your request? She rejected mine.

She’s neither accepted nor rejected mine. Let’s wait and see.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

End stage fibro.

You got the fibro. It's terminal.

hEDS (and joint laxity in general) can cause chronic pain, so I don't really doubt they have it. The remedy is weight-bearing exercise so that you strengthen your muscles to compensate for your weird wobbly joints.

...and not scraping the internet for other conditions you might potentially have so you can excuse yourself for being a lil' sick girl.

 

[UT 514]

Autie bothers me more than anyone else. Her imitation of an autistic person is as inaccurate as amanda baggs. Even the way she poses for selfies like she can't smile normally... not realistic. I'm annoyed on the internet.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

She’s neither accepted nor rejected mine. Let’s wait and see.

Just so y’all know it’s a really bad idea to announce that you’re trying to follow someone on kiwi farms. It’s a really good idea to just do it and not talk about it. if they accept then you archive everything. Then and only then do you announce that you even know where they are on the Internet. That way if they catch the wind (because they all lurk here and some undoubtedly post as well) you already have their archive and even if they DFE they are already fucked.

usually by time I mention someone on here they would have to break into my home and physically destroy two separate hard drives to save themselves.

 

[UT 514]

Double post, but was it this forum that talked about Paige_ds? She's been all sorts of nuts lately

 

[dopedodo]

Double post, but was it this forum that talked about Paige_ds? She's been all sorts of nuts lately

Is she the same as ChronicallyP? British, claiming to have MS?

 

[UT 514]

This girl. #sepsis magnet

Edit: she's wearing the exact same clothes, on different days/posts. options- she took one million in this outfit in the hospital or she only owns this tank and tee.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

This girl. #sepsis magnet

God damn. Sepsis 10 times.

Her entire fucking feed is sadface feeding tube selfies.

I love her, she's great, thanks.

EDIT: holy shit she used to shave her head like a cancer patient.


Edit: quickly archived her whole account and will analyze later but the five minute versions is she has been in the hospital for 355 consecutive days. She keeps getting various tubes put in (suprapubic cath, PICC, etc) and invariably they get infected and have to be removed or, in the case of her NJ, she almost immediately vomits until they're dislodged/kinked. The few times she's allowed out of the hospital she's in a wheelchair. Claims to have been down to 36kg (about 80 lbs) but her skinniest photos still look pretty healthy despite her shaving her head to look like a cancer kid.

No really, I love this one,

 

[dopedodo]

I call ana-chan, that tube is bridled to prevent tampering.

Also wouldn't "two blown pupils" indicate major head trauma? Which she's now apparently fully recovered from.