Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

It's not even a good fit! The sleeves are way too long.

Are you sayingBob has poor taste in clothing?!

 

[Captain Ramius]

Are you sayingBob has poor taste in clothing?!

That would imply he has good taste in something.

 

[A Logging Company]

That would imply he has good taste in something.

That's something I notice about Bob, for as much as he likes to shit on Middle America, he has really trashy and tacky tastes in everything.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's something I notice about Bob, for as much as he likes to shit on Middle America, he has really trashy and tacky tastes in everything.

How can you say that about a man who marinates his poultry in Mountain Dew?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

“White people like me are evil!”
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Easy Bob, you gotta make room for your Disney/MCU collection.
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And here’s this dumb shit.
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• It's going to be really funny to watch people like Bob scratch if it turns out Omar's immigration fraud actually happened.
• Capitalism is bad.
• LOOK AT THIS GODZILLA CONSUMERIST SHIT I CAN BUY!
• Go communism!

Bob is such a whore.

Ahem.

The man who purchased this sportcoat at a no doubt inflated price, wore it to Easter dinner, allowed someone to take a picture of him wearing it, then uploaded those pictures to social media, is not capable of being embarrassed about anything whatsoever.

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Why is a 60 year-old man in a poorly tailored shower curtain robbing children of the joy of an Easter Egg hunt?

Is there anything Bob can't ruin?

 

[instythot]

Come The Revolution, Bob is definitely going up against the wall, because all the useful idiots do. Remember: if you can use them, other people can too.

I don't want to see Bob murdered for his beliefs when the revolution comes. I want to see him clockwork oranged to a loop of Tucker Carlson, Trump speeches and razorfist while the Mario 3 soundtrack blares in place of Ludwig Van

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I don't want to see Bob murdered for his beliefs when the revolution comes. I want to see him clockwork oranged to a loop of Tucker Carlson, Trump speeches and razorfist while the Mario 3 soundtrack blares in place of Ludwig Van

A-logging aside, I don't think anyone here actually wants Bob murdered. That said, what people want and what they get don't necessarily correlate, especially when Communist revolutions are involved.

 

[instythot]

A-logging aside, I don't think anyone here actually wants Bob murdered. That said, what people want and what they get don't necessarily correlate, especially when Communist revolutions are involved.

Joking aside, I hope that Bob lives as long as diabetes allows him to

 

[Red Hood]

It's not even a good fit! The sleeves are way too long.

Like Bob could afford a proper tailor after buying that eyesore. There are few things as pleasing as a properly cut and fit suit, and few things as unpleasant as one that doesn't fit well. I imagine Bob is someone that only buys those kinds of things off the rack at the mall.

 

[instythot]

Like Bob could afford a proper tailor after buying that eyesore. There are few things as pleasing as a properly cut and fit suit, and few things as unpleasant as one that doesn't fit well. I imagine Bob is someone that only buys those kinds of things off the rack at the mall.

Christ. Which mall do you find shit like that at?

 

[Jack Awful]

Where do you even buy a blazer that awful?

 

[Absolutego]

Where do you even buy a blazer that awful?

On the internet, we all know Bob isn't visiting physical stores.
Also lmao imagine spending $120 on that blazer.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

A-logging aside, I don't think anyone here actually wants Bob murdered. That said, what people want and what they get don't necessarily correlate, especially when Communist revolutions are involved.

I don't want Bob murdered unless it's funny somehow. For example, if he mouths off to an "obsolete mayonnaise ghoul" biker and his friends at a bar and gets beaten to death. But Bob being killed by a random A-log isn't funny at all. Every lolcow's story has to end someday, and I want to see them go out on a high (comedic) note, dying as they lived: in an act of complete stupidity that anyone with any common sense at all would have been able to avoid.

 

[DK 699]

I didn't think of this when I wrote that Gang weed thing, but is Bob actually an atheist? I feel like he could be a Catholic.

 

[The tired cat]

I didn't think of this when I wrote that Gang weed thing, but is Bob actually an atheist? I feel like he could be a Catholic.

Isnt it like a running gag how all SJW/Prog left types are atheists or least claim to be

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

It's not even a good fit! The sleeves are way too long.

It's so ugly overall, I'd never even noticed the fit. The shoulder is way too wide, and sliding off his mass, and you can see the lump of the shoulder pad. wow

 

[Mola Ram]

It's so ugly overall, I'd never even noticed the fit. The shoulder is way too wide, and sliding off his mass, and you can see the lump of the shoulder pad. wow

I feel like dwelling on the fit and the cut of that jacket is rather missing the forest for the trees.

 

[Rei is shit]

In the superior future fungi are plants

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

In the superior future fungi are plants
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What is he talking about? Even if oyster mushrooms where plants they're still not carnivorous. They grow on and eat dead wood. I know because I grow the damn things. I cannot make heads or tails of this tweet.

According to Wikipedia, they can kill nematode worms (via the root-like mycelium) and feast off them.

Well I learned something new today

 

[The Nothingness]

I didn't think of this when I wrote that Gang weed thing, but is Bob actually an atheist? I feel like he could be a Catholic.

He has described himself as a "lapsed Catholic" but it is likely he was brought up Catholic and became an atheist later in life.